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DRAMAS 



Miscellaneous Poems. 



By dr. Jf^R. MONROE. 



INCl.l'DINC; 



WILL COBBETT'S VISION, OR, THE DEVIL AND TOM PAINE j 

ARGO AND IRENE; MALACHI AND MIRANDA; 

FATE OF FATAH; ETC. ETC. 



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CHICAGO: 
KNIGHT & LEONARD, PRINTERS. 

1875. 

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Copyright, 1875, 
By J. R. MONROE. M.D. 



TO 



COLONEL JOHN J. CUMMINS, 

WHOSE GENIUS AND PHILOSOPHICAL TURN OF MIND, AND KEEN 
APPRECIATION OF DRAMATIC LITERATURE, ADDED TO HIS 
MANY STERLING QUALITIES AND SOCIAL GRACES, 
HAVE LONG MARKED HIM AS THE CEN- 
TRAL FIGURE AMONGST A WIDE 
CIRCLE OF KINDRED 
SPIRITS, 

THIS VOLUME IS INSCRIBED. 



PREFACE. 



More with the view of rescuing, for his own and the satis- 
faction of a few partial friends, a portion of the writer's scraps 
from the chaos of publications and manuscripts in which they 
are scattered, than with any expectation that they will be sought 
or read, are they embodied in this volume. 



CONTENTS 



Introductory and Apologetic, 9 

Will Cobbett's Vision; or, The Devil and Tom Paine, - 12 

Argo and Irene, 44 

Malachi and Miranda, 81 

Carrier's Greeting, "5 

Lines to Inza, "7 

The Cholera, - - - ' ^'9 

To Miss Adaline S , - - '^^ 

Eden and its Flowers, - - - ^-^ 

Winter, . - - - i-4 

California, -125 

To Haynau, '-^ 

Woman, ^'9 

Letter to Lizzie H****s, of New Jersey, - - - - 130 

Thoughts of the Dying, ^31 

Life, ^^~ 

To AN Album, ^33 

I'm Weary of this Life, ^34 

To Mary, '36 

There is no Mate for Me, . - - - - - 136 

The Haunted Ring, '37 

Lines to a Western River, 138 

My Love is not like Others, 13S 

Lines to a Bird, '39 

Thou hast Wounded Me, 14° 

Caught in the Fact, ^4° 

O, for One Hour with Thee! H' 

On Receipt of a Withered Rose, M' 

A New Year's Gift, '4- 

The Time for You and Me, '43 

Give me thy Miniature, '43 

Musings of a Maniac, '44 

Lines to Mary, "^ 

Lines to Miss P. '"^7 

On Parting with Mary, ^\ 

New Year's Day, ' '^8 

To Miss Eliza F s, - - 150 



8 CONTENTS. 

That Pain, i^o 

],F Thou wert True, ii^i 

O, Veil thy Face from View, - - 152 

My Heart is in Thy Home, ... . - iS3 

I AM Sad To-night, 11^3 

To Lizzie, --......-.. j^^ 

A Dream, 1154 

To Inza, 11^6 

Farewell, 1:57 

O, Take not from my Lute, 158 

Little Luna, 1^8 

Christmas Day, ... ...... j^^ 



To Mollie, 



159 



January i, 1871, 161 

A Mother's Lament, 162 

The Fate of Fatah, - - 162 

New Year's Eve, 1874, --...... 166 

Bride of the Danube, 166 

Regretful Memories, 167 

Cuba, - 169 

Lines to Inza, 169 

Jealous? ....- 170 

A Gift and Vow, - - - 170 

Farewell to Woman, 171 

It will Live and Abound, 174 

The Color of my Lady's Eyes, 175 

Last Wish of the Minstrel, 175 

Our Hearts are Broken Now, - - - - - 176 

A Pledge that was Broken, 177 

When Passion Dies, 177 

Tones that Linger, - - 178 

The Ohio River, - 178 

To Maggie, . . iSo 

Love at First Sight, . . . . .... iSo 

Lines to a Romping Miss, - - - - - - - - iSi 

An Editor who Wanted Office, 1S2 

The Girl that Took my Heart Away, - - - - . 1S3 

O, Come to me in Dreams! - - 184 

To Lulie, 185 

Lines Written in a Stray Album, 1S5 

Not in the Light, 186 

An Invocation, 186 

Shed not a Tear, 187 

Memory, 188 

The Little One that Died, 189 

Where is the Star? - - 1S9 



DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 



INTRODUCTORY AND APOLOGETIC. 



I'M almost tempted to become a poet, 
Eschewing pills and powders, lint and lotion; 
I've store of verse, and straightway would bestow it, 

Where it will do most good — (insane emotion;) 
I think I may be mad — I almost know it; 

Unstable is my inind as is the ocean ; 
Ambitious longings surge my cerebrum. 
And here I stand expecting tame to come. 

A fellow must be in this sort of fix 

Ere he can vomit forth poetic fires ; 
And common sense is mighty hard to mix 

With moulten lava that your bard respires', 
He builds his castles without stones or bricks; 

With gorgeous battlements and golden spires; 
And peoples them with creatures of his mind, 
With whom he moves inuch more than with his kind 

He is quite harmless; — worse than he have won 
(With zigzag verses, lain like a worm fence, 

Woven on gates and on 'wheelbarrows spun. 
Creaking and rasping, Avithout mood or tense,) 

The world's applause. See what Bret Harte has done, 
With lines six inches long. He can dispense 

With all except the yard-stick and italic, — 

No rolling eye nor surging encephalic. 

And the breech-clouted songster of the ledges, 
The whilom Modoc wanderer of Nevada, 

Who made to Indian maidens burning pledges, 
And stood to scores of papooses as " daddy ; " 

While skulking in the sage brush and the sedges; — 
He too is famous, but so like a foot-pad he 

Waylaid the world and gave it such a shock 

As fixed its eyeballs on this wild Modoc; 

And frightened it into some faint applause 

Of the weird warblings of this wampum bard. 

This scalp-dance bigamist of ugly squaws. 

Who wrote sweet verses, but being hugged too hard, 

In dusky arms and in the grizzly's paws, 

\'amoosed the ranche, still rhyming by the yard ; 

We have no gentler Modoc, or squaw-killcr. 

Nor milder mangier of our tongue than Miller. 



10 DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 

And funny writers have we by the hundred; 

Worse too, 'tis feared this tribe's increasing daily; 
The pubUc have looked on and wept and wondered 

At the dread jokes of the bombastic Bailey ; 
O. C. K.'s mackerel troops so bled and blundered, 

That nations roared ; poor Artemus joked gaily ; 
But chief amongst the mirth-provoking train 
Stood the stove steamboat stevedore Mark Twain, 

Until the movirnful hero of Detroit, 

Blown higher than Mark T., struck for the crown ; 
The steamboats yield both wits, but that exploit — 

Caucasian upward, Ethiopian down — 
Pitched Lewis in the arena with the adroit 

And solemn wits- — cast suddenly in, chief clown — 
Sent upward more absurdly' and some quicker 
Than was Mark Twain by the Bogardus kicker. 

Your wit, unlike your bard, needs common sense, 

Although success is possible without it; 
With wit itself some witty men dispense; 

(Read the Danbury Nutmeg if you doubt it;) 
I wish the wits would wind up and go hence ; 

But then I don't care very inuch about it; 
For laughter lights the heart — care oft hath broke it — 
So here's to laughter and whoe'er provoke it. 

But for the poets I am here to plead; 

I want the world to note this injured class; 
Down at the heel, and always sore in need 

Of everything on earth except 'tis gas; 
They've elfins, fairies, and young fawns to feed, 

And wild does grazing on the prairie grass ; 
And butterflies to chase and doves to yoke; 
And some are drunk, or else deadbeats, or broke 

And cross'd in love — there never yet was one 
Worth sixty cents until he was thus crossed. 

And torn all up Avith jealousies, or run 
Entirely crazy by some fair one lost; 

His young hopes ended just where they begun; 
Like a 3'oung bean cut down by cruel frost. 

Or like a pig stuck in a garden tence, 

That squeals for life till liberated thence. 

And half the world can't understand tiieir use, 
The other half think them mere butterflies; 

And critics subject them to fierce abuse, 
So no one can get justice till he dies; 

And then the world, ere that blind and obtuse, 
Wakes up, like some one taken by surprise, 

And straightway falls to worshiping the dead, 

And praising madrigals before unread. 

The music of the soul is still the same. 

And so is poesy in all the ages ; 
And genius comes through the baptismal flame 

Flashed forth from heaven. Time hath its stops and stages, 



DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. H 

And swoops up generations; — love can claim 

Exemption from his ravages and rages; 
Springing from the eternal fount of light, 
It is the mainspring of the Almighty's might. 

And so it is the dear old music over, 

When the true poet doth the lyre attune, 
He strikes the chords struck by the earlier lover; 

He seeks his lady-love midst flowers in June; 
He ranges fields gfeaned oft by tuneful rover; 

He rides the sunbeams; he explores the moon; 
He reads the stars and ranges through the spheres, 
Like his ancestors for six thousand years. 

And far back in the ages dim, remote, 

The untutored poet, by love's passion fired, 
In rude and mystic hieroglyphics wrote 

The same hot story that "is now inspired, 
When I look in my 'lady's eyes and gloat 

Upon the precious treasure thus acquired, 
And never cease to express my glad surprise 
That the world's wealth is garnered in her eyes. 

Love hath one language, poetry one tongue. 

And souls are girt with telegraphic wires, 
O'er which intelligence is nimbly flung 

Of burning passions, or of Ibnd desires; 
And answering messages are quickly brung. 

Eves being the mediums of transmitted fires; 
So love is thus enabled to converse 
In its own tongue throughout the universe. 

But I am writing to apologize 

For writing what I've written, or may write; 
But like a half-tamed bird the subject flies. 

When I reach forth to grasp it. I am quite 
Put out by this. I want to state the whys 

And wherefores that I thus, in sorry plight, 
Bring to the assayist oi-e, and would be told 
Whether 'tis oroide or really gold. 

A lucky miner sometimes in a lode. 

Worked and abandoned by an earlier miner, 

Finds glittering treasure in 'some cranny stowed; 
And so a poet, or a penny-a-liner, 

May write a lucky essay or an ode. 

On a worn subject, that, if scarcely finer 

Than former pannings out, may be no lesser. 

And pass as current\is a predecessor. 

But here's a thought that very nearly smothers 

My rhvming aspirations altogether; 
My poetry perhaps may be another's. 

Found in some volume bound in gilded leather; 
These very lines may be some rhyming brother's! 

How in the deuce will I discover whether 
They were not written long ere I was born 
Thus putting me to trouble and to scorn! 



12 DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 

Still I say not what I sat out to say; 

I'm like a palsied man, whose shaky finger 
Points all the time in the contrary wav 

To that he wills it. That is why I linger, 
And eke this Introductory out all day; 

And here my muse flops down, (this rhyme has winged her!) 
I wish that Webster had made some provision 
To save a run-out rhymster from derision. 

But as I said, I'm trying to say — and now 

I think I see a way to bring it out; 
My muse reminds me of a breachy cow. 

That leaps in every pasture on her route; 
(And here I've lost the thread again somehow;) 

The reader well may ask what I'm about; 
I'm trying to tell him why I've written more 
On subjects written threadbare heretofore. 

The reason is — I really don't know what; 

Indeed I don't believe I have one after all; 
And since I come to think of it, I've got 

Just where I think the curtain ought to fall; 
But I'll run out this stanza on the spot, 

Or ho\er o'er old Webster like a pall; 
I don't belie\e I've said what I intentied, 
But rather think the Introductory ended. 



WILL. COBBETT'S VISION ; 



THE DEVIL AND TOM PAINE. 

[It may be well to state that Cobbett's Vision was written by a boy 
in his teens. It was composed in Louisville, Ky., at a time when relig- 
ious discussion ran high in public debates and in leading religious journals. 
Tliese made an impression vipon the mind of the writer that resulted in 
the composition that follows. Love for the cherished memories and im- 
pressions of boyhood's brief spring-time forbids any attempt to improve 
it, or to apologize for its imperfections.] 

THERE is a lake of lurid fire 
Lighted by God's revengeful ire. 
Wherein all souls are cast that stray 
From virtue during life's brief day. 
This lake of fire by God conceived, 
Is fixed (or so it is believed) 
Far down beneath — so far below 
That none except the damned shall know 
Its dreadful depth ; nor can the mind. 
With fancy's pinion unconfined. 
Conceive so deep, so wide a den 
As this designed for sinful men. 



DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 13 

Mind IS immortal — matter dies — 

The iimbs we have — tlie face — the eyes — • 

Must perish, vanish, fail, die, rot; " 

But we have that which dieth not. 

It was in the Creator's plan 

To put one particle in man — 

One attribute derived from Him — 

That death cannot despoil nor dim. 

And though some three-score years and ten 

The mortal part of mortal men 

May own — may hold this quenchlcs- spark. 

In some so bright, in some so dark — 

Soul — intellect — thought — reason — mind — 

Immured in matter — not confined; 

Something that, when the brain is gone 

Which it did animate, lives on. 

This is the immortal part of man, 

And let him value it who can; 

Because on this side of the tomb 

Is fixed its everlasting doom; 

As evil and good — inviting dishes — 

Are open, and each takes which he wishes. 

You choose the good — then to the skies 

Your soul goes when your body dies- 

But if you make rash choice of evil, 

Down goes your soul straight to the Devil — 

The Devil, the sooty fiend that rules 

The lake of flame tliat never cools. 

But even the existence of this pit 

Some folks deny, and so 'tis fit 

To give what proof we have of it. 

So, reader, let me lead you through 

The lake where howling devils dwell, 
Unfolding scenes as strange as true. 

That happened some years ago in hell. 
This tale, confided to my care, 
T ought to keep, but it is fair 
To think the millions now alive. 

Who hold through tickets to that den. 
Would like to hear how that hot hive 

Of devils do who once were men. 
And it may help confound the few 

Who swear there is no future pain. 
Rash skeptics! in this vision view 

The horrors which you spurn in vain ! 
And then this vision may assist 

The honest, earnest partialist; 
His creed may find, by quoting it. 
Strong proofs not found in Holy Writ; 
For when hell's actual scenes we view. 
Who can dispute or doubt them.'' — you.* 
There seems a deal of revelry. 
Of frantic mirth and fiendish glee, 
In this hot and sulphurous place. 
When any soul which, lost to grace, 
Makes its arrival at the gates. 
And cowers before its future mates. 



14 DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 

That misery seeks to be allied 

To misery scarcely' is denied; 

And hence there is a grand revival 

In hell on every fresh arrival. 

And these are constant — everj' minute 

The gates swing open — crowds rush in it. 

Pell-mell they come — a ghastly crev/, 

Looking like politicians do, 

Who, after the election's carried, 

Rush to the capital with woeful faces, 
Lest their petitions will be parried, 

And others get the spoils and places. 
But they who throng the Devil's gate, 

Unlike the politicians here. 
Find that they never come too late 

To gain the administration's ear. 
If Cobbett's vision should be true. 

It proves that God, provoked to wrath. 
Made man and put him here, yet knew 

He would pursue a certain path — 
A pii':h that leads him without fail 
Where devils gnash the teeth and wail. 
This path God aimed that man should tread 

For when he formed the human heart, 
He formed it so it could be led 

From love and holiness apart. 
God doubtless did possess the might 

To form his creatures to rebel. 
Who made the heavens, the day and night, 

Had he not power to make a hell.' 
Some (whose belief's of little worth) 
Hold still that hell is in the earth, 
And that, though wickedness is rife, 
'Tis mostly punished in this life; 
A burning hell doth ever rest 
In every erring mortal's breast. 
Without our knowledge, God doth give 
A soul that iTiust forever live. 
We find this never-dying breath 

Inhabiting a house of clay ; 
'Tis not for us to say when death 

Will come and call the soul away. 
Our souls were made to follow sin, 
A hell made to torment us in. 
Unless, 'tis said, we do atone. 

What is atonement.? — who can tell.'' 
Is it the hypocrite's deep groan, 

Prompted by craven fears of hell.' 
Thmk God did foreordain at first, 
Tliat certain souls should be accursed, 
While certain others should be blest. 
And leave our doom to chance at best.' 
Thou fond young wife, think thou couldst be 
Happy in heaven if thou couldst see 
Thy partner dear in pain below .' — 
Thou tender mother, couldst thou go 
And dwell in glory in the skies 
While thou couldst hear the wailing cries 



DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 15 

Of liusband, daughter, and of son? — 
Wouldst thou be liappy? — or undone? 
This hell-fire creed is held full dear — 
This faith that worships God through fear; 
And proof of it would glad the mind 
Of him who shouts in solemn glee 
That all the sinful of mankind 
Will writhe in hell eternally. 
For hell is waiting 
(So they are stating) 
And God is fating 

Poor souls below^ ; 
So all the evil 
In hell shall revel. 
They seem to know, 
As death does mow. 
Three fourths do go 

Down to the Devil 
And endless woe ! 

But to relieve us 
They kindly say, 

God will receive us 
If we will pray — 
Spend night and day 
In sad beseeching — 
In screams and screeching 
(Such is their teaching) 
While here we dwell; 
Still time is winging, 
And hourly bringing 
Sad tales that tell 
Some sinner's fell; 
His funeral knell 

In earth is ringing 
While he's in hell! 
Thus God doth make us 
But to forsake us — 
Lets Satan take us. 
Still they rely 
Upon a treasure 
That God doth measure 
To some who die; 
'Tis said they fly 
Straight to the sky, 

To bask in pleasure 
With God on high. 
But these bad rhymes will scarce convince 
The man who reading them doth wince. 
The man who knows that 3'ou are wrong. 
Will not be satisfied with song; 
Although you rhyme till doom shall crack, 
He'll have at you, and argue back. 
Hence it is futile for the muse 
To praise one creed — one to abuse; 
Though creeds are bad and men are worse, 
Neither is vanquished by bad verse. 
Who could dig out, with pick or pen, 
The absurdities sealed up in men? 



16 DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 

Therefore mj muse, berhyming man\-, 

Is not the advocate of any ; 

Speaks not in spirit of derision, 

But comes to chronicle a vision. 

This much is merely prefatory. 

So now have done, and to my story. 

A THUNDER-STORM — A BIG SPREE. 

It was a sultry summer day, 

The sun had shed his latest ray, 

Which hung upon the western sky, 

As if unwilling yet to die. 

But smiled at twilight's mystic frown, 

Till darkness flung her mantle down, 

And nature for a moment seemed 

To lie like one who sweetly dreamed — 

In that half state 'twixt sleep and wake. 

Whence dreams their gorgeous li^■eries take, 

And fancy decks a little sphere. 

With beings indistinct though dear. 

Just as the twilight closed its eyes. 

While stillness walked upon the air, 
Some threatening clouds began to rise, 

Like robbers from a hidden lair. 
Abo\e the horizon they crept 

In black and terrible array. 
To fright the earth, that sw"eetl\- slept. 

With battle's uproar and disniaj'. 
The storm-fiend quickly massed his force: 
The winds came forth — the thunders hoarse. 
With lightning's quick, terrific flash 
To add more horrors to each crash. 
Then all the elements together. 
That go to make outrageous weather. 
United their malignant powers 
To make the worst of thunder-showers. 
The night from dark to blackness grew; 
The ^vinds with all their fury blew; 
While sheets of mingled rain and hail 

In torrents from the clouds were poured. 
Still fiercer grew the furious gale. 

And louder still the thunders roared. 
It was upon this luckless night 

That Cobbett, from his home belated. 
Refused to wait for morning's light 

Or till the furious storm abated. 
He, with some precious friends, had been 

The whole of the preceding day 
Carousing at a country inn. 

And now a jovial set were they. 
But Will., resolving to retire. 
Could not be baulked by flood nor fire ; 
And though the storm was waxing stronger. 
His friends could not detain him longer ; 
So with a last regretful glass. 
They stood aside to let him pass. 



DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 17 

Emergiriij from his cozy inn, 

One minute wet him to the skin; 

Nor was he two vards from the door, 

Till he was crawling on all-four! 

But rising midst the pelting rain, 

He onward trudged, with heated brain ; 

Caring no more for slush and mud 

Than sui-geons care for flesh and blood 

Already had he got as wet 

As it was possible to get. 

With hailstones bouncing from his pate, 

And swearing like a reprobate. 

He tugged ahead, but inly swore 

He wished he had not left the door. 

And ere he was ten minutes out. 

He half resolved to face about. 

But- now our hero did not know 

Which way he came, nor which to o-o. 

Still on he groped, but vainly groped. 

And hoped, and just as vainly hoped' 
To find some hut or humble'shed. 
To shield him till the storm had fled, 

Pelted with rain — wet through and through — 

Deafened with thunder — blinded, too, " 

With lightning's fitful, forked flashes,' 

Singeing, he thought, his very lashes! 

Blown up and dgwn and round about, 

He felt his courage oozing out. 

At length it left him, like his hat: 

The winds had rushed away with that. 

Still on our hero madlv strode. 

To find a shelter or a "road. 

Cutting more antics than a clown 

In scrambling up and tumbling down; 

'Twas wormwood in his bitter cup. 

This tumbling down and scramblin'o- up 

At length he stumbled in a road * 

He thought he had not trod before; 
Here, too, must be some one's abode; 
He groped and found an open door 
He gladly entered in, although 

He thought 'twas but a cattle shed. 
By whom possessed he did not know,' 

And did not care: his giddv head 
Was in a whirl of thick confusion; 

And as he stumbled in the stv, 
A flock of sheep at this intrusion, 

Went scampering out with bleating cry. 
The first merino, as it passed. 

Upset our hero in its flight; 
A hundred more rushed out so fast. 

That he was trampled breathless quite. 
He roared with pain, Avhile every sheep. 

As it went bleating, bounding" out. 
Contrived to take a "flving leap 

From prostrate Cobbett's bleeding snout. 
Poor Cobbett thought the dreadfurhour 

Of death and doom was close at hand ; 
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18 DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 



But cursed the sheep while he had power, 
And words and breath at his command. 
The sheep were gone — the last one's feet 
Had rasped our hero's face complete. 
His senses, like the sheep had fled, 
And there, clear drunk, and worse than dead, 
With many a deep and bleeding wound. 
He lay upon the chilly groiuid. 
There let him rest while we repair 
Unto his comrades in the hall — 
Wine, songs and jests were passing there. 
While Will, was quite forgot by all. 



THE THIEF. 

Mine host was in his chair asleep, 

When suddenly a crash without, 
Caused him to start — "My sheep! iny sheep! 

Some thieves are stealing them no doubt! 
There cannot pass a night like this, 

No matter be it hot or cold. 
But in the morning I mvist miss 

A good fat wether from my fold. 
Come, boys, let us surround the pen. 
And if we take those odious men. 
You shall have drink and lodging free. 

And aught beside that you demand ; 
I'd give one hundred pounds to see 

Those villains on the scaflFold stand." 
As quick as thought away they flew, 

Though still the ram in torrents fell — 
The night still dark and dismal too. 

As a convicted murderer's cell. 
The wind in fitful gusts did blow. 

Now shrieking shrilly in the trees. 
Now o'er the chimneys moaning low. 

Now wailing o'er the distant seas. 
Our friends ad\anced with cautious tread. 
And softly crept about the shed. 
But save the v.ind's inclement sigh. 

No sound fell on the listening ear; 
No object met the straining eye. 

" If robbers caused the rumpus here. 
They with their booty must have fled; 
Or are they lurking in tlie shed.'' 
Those rogues are very sly and bold." 
Our host resolved to search the fold, 
And as he groped to find the door, 

He pitched headforemost o'er the sill — 
One low, deep-muttered curse — no more — 

Was uttered b\' our hero 1(7//. 
Now if our worthy host had fell 

Upon a tigress in her ca\e, 
He'd not have given a wilder yell. 

Nor fiercer bound than now he gave. 
He started like a frightened deer. 

Though he ^^•as an unwieldy sot — • 



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" Murder ! — O, murder ! — murder ! — here ' " 

He suddenly thought a fearful plot 
Was laid to take his precious lite; 
He almost felt the assassin's knife' 
Between his ribs.— He flew about — 
"O Lord! if he were only out!" 
He had received a nameless note, 
Some time before, which said his' throat 

bhould soon be cut from ear to ear 

He knew 'twas the assassin here. 
He felt that he deserved the blow: 
For he had sold the liery waters 
Which caused the bitter tears to tlow 

P>om sufl^ering mothers, sons and daughters. 
Yes, he had lived and thrived for vears 
Upon the want, disgrace and tears" 
Ot many a family, that would be 
Better and happier far than he. 
Were it not for the accursed cup 
That swallowed all their substance up. 
Reflectmg thus he ceased to bawl, 
But softly crept around the wall, ' 
Hoping that if the door were found 
Ere he received the fatal wound, 
He yet might, by a desperate run. 
Escape a death by gash or gun. 
His friends, he felt, had, in afiright. 
Sought safety in ignoble flight. 
But little had those revelers thought 
To leave their host and run away; 
They had with desperate valor sought 

To gain admittance to the fray. 
One of the braves had wisely been 

Dispatched to bring a lantern out. 
The cry of murder ceased within — 

Their hairs stood up with dread and doubt — 
When suddenly a flying form 

Went rushing past.— " Was it the thief?" 
His tramp was heard above the storm— ■ 

The chase was sudden, bold and brief. 
The fugitive was quickly nabbed. 
For he was anything but fleet. 
And three or four stout fellows grabbed 

And dragged the villain through the street. 
While he was mute from fright or pain. 
They dragged him roughly through the "rain. 
His nose was sliding o'er "the mud, 
And tinging it with valiant blood. 
They quickly dragged hiin to the house 
Where they had held their late carouse. 
But when they brought him to the light. 
Why stai-t they back with dumb aftright.=— 
If each had seen his mother's ghost. 

He'd not have shrunk in more dismay 
Than each man did to see his //os/ 

Quite lifeless on the hearth-rug lav. 
Here was, indeed, a pretty fix! 
The maids went oft" in hysterics — 



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The hostess in a douhle swoon — 

" If we do not reHe\ e tlicm soon, 

The ladies will have ceased to kick. 

Bring water — canipiior — hartsiiorn — quick I 

.\. quart of water suddenly thrown 

On each, for better or for worse, 
Brougiit forth from each a shriek, a groan, 

A kick, a half-siipjiressed curse. 
Their mouths were then filled full of salt, 

Whicli had a wonderful effect — 
It caused them suddenly to \ault 

Upon their feet, and to eject 
The oftensive dose with sputtering spits; 
When each fair one was cured of fits. 
Meantime our host had come around, 
y\.nd finding he was safe and sound — 
O'erjoyed at his escai>e from danger — 
From brutal murder and the manger — 
Fancied, with undisguised delight, 
Himself the hero of the night; 
And though as stingy as a flint, 
He sat out liquor without stint; 
And seated with his friends at table, 

Taking a glass of brandy first, 
His fearful battle in the stable. 

With full particulars, he rehearsed. 



THE LANDLORD S BATTLE. 

He said that there were half a dozen or more, 

Who grappled with liim at the sheep-fold .door. 

He struck out at random — though often lie missed, 

Yet he had knocked some of them down with his fist. 

At last he was seized by the hair of the head, 

And dragged by these murderers into the shed; 

And here he was buffeted round in the straw 

Till he got a fair lick at a daring outlaw. 

The shock of the blow sent them both to the ground — 

One fell by the blow — one by its rebound. 

A half-muttered curse at his "horrible luck. 

Was all that he heard from tlie one that he struck. 

In short, he encountered the \illains no more; 

But as he retired by the sheep-fold door, 

He pitched over one of the rogues as he lay 

Where he was knocked down in the open door-way. 

He thought that the blow must have killed Jiim outright; 

That his comrades in terror had taken to flight. 

Such is the account of the battle as told 

To his horror-struck friends by their landlord bold. 



THE MISTAKE. 

Meantime the bottle flew about, 

Re-animating every one. 
Till they resolved to sall\- out 

And see what mischief had been done. 



DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. '^l 

Guns, pistols, axes, hoes and spades 

Were quickly mustered for the fray.; 
The hostess, with her waiting maids, 

With torcli and lantern led the way. 
Just as they issued forth the blast; 

As armies on the battle-field, 
Sum all their fury for a last 

Terrific charge before they yield; 
Even thus the warring elements 

Did in a brief, concluding shower; 
Terrific, fearful and intense; 

Concentrate their remaining power. 
'Twas past: The n-oon with silvery ray, 

Looked softly down on hill and vale, 
Where late the pall of darkness lay. 

And roared the wild and furious gale; 
Like rays of sunshine suddenly senT 

Upon the reeking, smoking plain. 
Where the fierce war-god just has spent 

His strength in deaHng death and pain; 
Just as the last fierce charge is o'er. 
And silent is the cannon's' roar, 
And all is dark and doubt beneath 

The smoke that rising, doth reveal 
The carnage and the work of death 

Wrought by the foemen's shot and steel. 
No cloud could now be seen above. 

In all the arched and pure expanse; 
And all was placid as the love 

For which the mateless turtle pants; 
While many a bright and glittering star 
Was twinkling softly from afar, 
The nightingale's delicious note 
Was ringing in the woods remote: 
And merrily on yonder hill 
Broke forth tlie noisy whippowil. 
Our friends led by the petticoats, 

Approached the" scene of recent strife. 
But cautiously, for fear their throats 

Might suddenly feel the assassin's knii'e. 
They halteti opposite the door. 

And raised their torches in the air; 
When, sure enough, one man or more 

Was stretched apparently lifeless there. 
What should thev do? — could he be dead.?— 
Wei-e others lurking in the shed.? 
He was not dead — the hostess swore 
She heard the monstrous villain snore! 
He was prej^ared for blood\' work — 
Our host could plainly see a dirk 
Held in his fist with "savage clutch — 
The women plainly saw as much. 
'Twas now resolved to fire at him, 

For sorely ^as our host afraid 
There was on foot some stratagem 

To draw them into ambuscade. 
The law would justity the act — 
No mortal could disp"ute the fact. 



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"Now," said our host, "let every one, 
WIio has a pistol or a gun. 
Fire, and together, at the foe. 
And then with axe and spade and hoe, 
Rush on and break the murderer's head, 
And beat him till we're sure he's dead!" 
After this brief and bold address, 
Each aimed as well as he could guess; 
A pause ensued — each heart beat quick — 
"Fire!" cried our host — click — click — tchu — click! 
None killed — they had not touched the man. 
One had no priming in the pan ; 
Another one had lost the flint — 
Besides there was no powder in't — 
'Twas loaded only with a ball — 
One musket was not charged at all; 
Some had been primed, but there had been 
Nor shot nor powder put within. 
"Charge!" cried our host, "with pick and spade! 
Charge on the villains! — who's afraid! 
We're not the men to turn our backs!" — 
Commanding thus he seized an axe — 
"We may be killed, but damn the odds!" — 
They charged with firm resohe to kill — 
The axe was raised — "Hold! — by the gods, 

'Tis our convenient comrade Will ■' 
He's crawled in here to take a nap, 
Thus nearly causing a mishap." 
" His eyes are dim ; 
You've murdered him, 
You vender of bad wine! 
You rogue, 'tis clear 
That many a year 
In prison you must pine!" 
" O," cried our host, 
" Though I did boast, 
I swear most solemnly 
'Twas all in fun, 
I struck no one. 
And no one struck at me. 
I think that it 
Must be a fit. 
Most likely epilepsy. 

Brought on perhaps, 
By thunder claps. 
And being wet and tipsy." 
" He's wet and muddy. 
His face is bloody; 
Yet still he moves, he lives — 
Jim! Jack! and Dick! 
Run boys! — be quick! 
And bring restoratives." 
A glass of gin 
Turned suddenly in 
His stomach by a waiter. 
Quick brought him to 
So that he knew 
And struck the perpetrator. 



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Our hero was borne by his friends from the shed; 

They examined his bruises, and dressed every wound; 
And soon he was snugly reposing in bed, 

His nose giving notice of slumbers profound. 



THE VISION THE ANGEL. 

As soon as sleep had closed our hero's eyes 

He heard a voice commanding him to rise. 

The voice was strange — unearthly — with afiright 

He started up, when lo! a dazzling light, 

Shone through his room — 'twas not the light of dav 

Daylight were darkness to its vivid ray. 

Our hero gazed around with timid eye, 

But not a human form could he descry. 

Close by his bed the voice appeared to be: — 

"Arise! thou skeptic! rise and follow me! 

I am commanded to conduct thee hence — 

A righteous judgment on thy past offense. 

I am an angel irom the realms on high. 

And long, though viewless to thine earthly eye. 

Have I watched o'er thy guilty, erring head, ' 

And marked with weeping eye thy downward tread. 

Thy days are numbered in this sinful world; 

Soon thou wilt soar above or else be hurled 

Down to that hell where torments never end, — 

Down to that hell which thou durst to contend 

Hath no existence. It remains to see, 

After the horrors I disclose to thee, 

And thou returnest to thine house of clay, 

If thou wilt by repentance wash away 

Thy many sins; or if thou still wilt run 

Thy race of wickedness long since begun. 

Since time began there never yet hath been 

A mortal taken from this world of sin. 

And shown the mysteries beyond the grave, 

And then sent back to warn' mankind to save 

Their souls from hell; and further to remain 

A living witness of eternal pain. 

Such is thy lot — it is ordained that thou 

Shalt see this lake of fire, and then avow 

The fearful fact unto thy fellow-men, 

When thou return'st unto the earth again. 

Thou shalt return, and though thy davs are few, 

Life will be spared until thou makest "a true 

And faithful record of what thou shalt see. 

And seek'st for mercy if't seem meet to thee." 

Our hero felt a pang' shoot through his heart, 

As if his soul were struggling to depart; 

A sense of suffocation in his throat. 

While indistinctly objects seemed to float 

In the dark distance — yet a struggle more — 

'Twas past — the soul was free, and hovering o'er 

The silent breast where it had long been pent; 

The pulseless, lifeless corse which just was rent 

By many a pang, ere it would yield the breath 

Which was its life, but died not with its death. 



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With snowy robes and wings like angels wear, 

Our hero's spirit floated in the air; 

The holy angel hovering near was seen, 

Fair as a lovely vu-gin of sixteen. 

In fact, it was a young and lovely girl. 

With soft blue eyes and many a wa\y curl 

Divinely floating o'er her cheek of rose — 

Her flushing lips but faintly did disclose 

The pearly teeth that filled her dewy mouth — 

Her breath was sweet as incense from the south. 

Now did this lovely angel mount the sky, 

Commanding Will, to follow her on high. 

Away they soared above on heavenly wings, 

Leaving the earth with all its earthly things. 

Nothing was hid from Will.'s unfettered soul; 

The heavens, the earth, the oceans — all — the whole 

Of vast creation opened to the view. 

As they were soaring through the ethereal blue. 

But now their course was downward, downward still. 

Much to the horror of our hero Will. 

The climate, too, was getting rather hot; 

He groaned in terror, tearing 'twas his lot 

To be cast in the pit of endless woe — 

A smell of sulphur issued from below. 

But now behold, by cords swung in the air, 

A writing table and an easy chair. 

The angel said with firm, but pitj'ing tone, 

"Be seated in the chair — reporter's throne — 

Write what thou seest with true and faithful pen, 

And print a book upon the Devil's den. 

Here, take this pen and ink, and paper too." 

These words she spake, and vanished from the view; 

And more than this, our hero's wings were gone. 

With the white robes which he so late put on. 



HELL, AS SEEN BY COBBETT. 

Half dead with fright and prompted by despair, 
Will, grabbled firmly to his swinging chair; 
For look beneath him! what a fearful sight! 
There he beheld the realms of endless night. 
There hell's hot flames in seething volumes rolled, 
Most positively frightful to behold. 
As far as Will, could see on every side. 
The roaring flames formed a resistless tide. 
And horrors on black horrors heap up higher! 
Will, saw dark beings walking in the fire! 
He thought 'twould take ten thousand men a year 
To count the damned ones he saw roasting here. 
And he could hear the groans of those beneath. 
The weeping, wailing — gnashing of the teeth; 
The cries for water for the parched tongue; 
The imprecations on the fates which flung 
Temptations in the way — and then, for crime. 
Doomed souls to roast in fire throughout all time. 
Will, clutched his chair and pen with nervous grip; 
He feared a slip of pen, but more a slip 



DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. ''JO 

From his big chair, whose consequence most dire 
Would be a leaden plunge plump in the tire. 
With glaring eye-balls and with shaky hand 
He spread his paper on his writing stand. 
His knees smote other till the bones did rattle; 
And like the bristles on the boar in battle, 
His hair stood up; — his teeth had rattled loose; 
What wit he had was not tor present use; 
The blood was boiling that was in his brains, 
While all the rest was frozen in his \'eins; 
His joints were locked, his sinews still as boards; 
His dead tongue as incapable of words 
As so much beef; nor liver, melt and gall 
Could muster one idea 'mongst them all ; 
Perhaps no author e'er essayed to write 
With worse surroundings or in poorer plight. 

THE DEVIL, AS SEEN BY COBBETT. 

Amidst the flames Will, saw the Devil stand, 

WMth a red poker in his iron hand. 

With which he now and then stirred up the coals 

To benefit some late-arrived souls. 

Will, recognized him by his cloven foot. 

Which never could be hid in shoe nor boot; 

But saving this he was surprised to see 

How plain a monster Satan seemed to be. 

But be it known to every Christian nation 

That Satan has great powers of imitation. 

And can at pleasure put on any shape — 

The form of man — of woman — serpent --ape — 

Or aught besides that suits his aim or whim; 

But his cleft foot is a fixed part of him. 

He can take off his horn, his tail, his ears — 

Come as a youth, or as if weighed with years; 

But his cleft hoof betrays his presence still ; 

He never hid it, and he never will. 

Short, thick and heavy-set he now appeared; 

Cross-eyed, humpbacked, bow-legged and lop-eared. 

His skin was rough, his great eyes fiery red; 

He had a tail like to a quadruped. 

A horn like a rhinoceros, and great claws 

Like a fell dragon, as he is, and was. 

He now stood still, and seemed lost in reflection, 

Like candidates just beaten at election. 

Thus Cobbett, as it were, saw face to face 

The ancient enemy of Adam's race — 

The Christian's foe — the father of all lies — 

And heard the monster thus soliloquize: 

THE devil's SOLILOQUY, 
AS RECORDED ON THE SPOT BY COBBETT. 

And now tliere fell on Cobbett's ear 

A shrill, prolonged, terrific shout; 
The poor man started in his chair — 

In fact he almost tumbled out. 



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This was the Devil in his glee 
Arousing from his reverie, 
Then did this horrid monster cry, 
"Hurra for hell! I do defy — 
Almost defy — the power of God: 
The best of men my paths ha\e trod; 
At least ibr me they were the best. 
Tut! I care nothing for the rest, 
So that my followers do contrive, 

While living in the sinful world, 
To keep the current crimes alive, 
• And when they die to hell be hurled. 
With God for ages did I dwell ; 
But some of us dared to rebel; 
And then he hurled us in the dark. 
But we possessed the electric spark : — 
Though from his presence we were fated, 
We could not be annihilated. 
We fallen angels wandered round ; 
Nor light nor resting-place was ibund ; 
Water was all that we could find ; 

We flitted on with weary wing; 
Damp clouds ahead, and fogs behind. 

And conscience stabbing with its sting. 
At last the rest resohed to cr\' 
To our oftended God on higli; 
But I was rash — I would not bow. 
Nor ask for mercy even now. 
At this the Lord was so displeased 
His wi-ath can never be appeased; 
This lake of fire for mine and me 
Will burn to all eternity. 
But God, in fact, could not revoke 
The dread anathema he spoke 
When he in iury cast us out, 
Although he wished us back, no doubt — 
That is, there is no doubt that he 
Desired to pardon all but me. 
But he could not receive us now — 

The eternal laws of heaven were broken. 
And God had registered his \ow — 

The dreadful mandate had been spoken. 
And yet we wept to see our woe — 
Our wandering in the void, below. 
At last he summoned us on high ; 
We flew to meet him in the sky. 
When, frowning on us, thus he spake: 
' I would, but yet I cannot take 
You back to heaven — but yet you mav 
Return, though in a tortuous way. 
I'm going to put you in the earth — 
To give 3'ou a material birth ; 
And I will fill the world with light, 
And if while there you do aright. 
Then will I take you to me here, 
Though you must suffer many a year. 
The clayey temple each will fill, 

Will last vou but a little time; 



DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 27 

When 'tis worn out 3011 either will 

Return to this unclouded clime, 
Or enter in another one, 
According to the deeds you'\e done; 
So on till time shall pass awav. 
You'll pass trom house to hoi:i;e of clay, 
In case you dare to disobey. 
I first shall try but one of you, 
And when I see what he will do, 
More clayey temples shall be tormed. 
And by your souls he nio\ ed and warmed. 
This is the way you must i.ujne — 
In this way, and in this alone. 
Can you find favor in my sight, 
And be restored to realnis of light. 
While in your tenements of clay. 
You will be tempted man}' a wav; 
Be watchful and resist it all — 
One slip entails an age of thrall. 
Error and Truth will each engage. 
And struggle for your patronage ; 
Now you'll love virtue, and now vice — 
Each will attend — each wi'.l entice; 
And you may think them near allied, 
Still you will want no law nor guide 
To point out as you pass along. 
The line di\ iding right and wiong; 
For in each bosom there shall be 
An umpire, sleepless as the sea: 
Do you a right or a wrong act, 
That instant you shall feel the fact. 
The body I shall put you in 

Will have strong passions, fierce desires — 
Will be disposed to follow sin — 

Will heat j'ou with the hottest fires. 
Yield if you please — joy will attend; 
And if you like it yield, and spend 
The remnant of your time below: 

You have some attributes of mine, 
Therefore (I grieve to see you go) 

Do what you may I will combine 
With earth's infirmities and care 
Some bliss as sweet as angels share. 
I hope to see you all return," 
He said, and then addressing me, — 
"But you, black Lucifer! I spurn! — 
Be gone! — and cursed forever be!" 
I felt his words in all their weight. 
And shuddered at my fixed fate. 
But I ha\'e been avenged for all, — 
I planned our own and Adam's fall. 
So now to carry out the plan 

Which the Almighty had in view 
He made a creature — named it MAN — 

Made it in his own image, too. 
The plan, as it would seem, was this: 

The earth to he a bower of love; 
The fallen here lo dwell in bliss, 

Such as thev had enioved above; 



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While serving their probation here. 

The penance to be \oid of pain — 
Joy, joy for them in either sj^liere — 

Joy to return — joy to remain. 
For even it they biiould transgress, 
The bliss would be but little less; 
At most 'twould but prolong their stay — 
They would be happy either way. 
I was the only soul alive 

With whom the Almighty seemed to strive. 
Even in their banishment he blest, 
And !*ought to reinstate the rest. 
All that could capti\ate the eye — 

All sounds that could delight the ear — 
Were formed for man by the Most High ; 

And then he placed a wom.\n here. 
The fallen soul in Adam thought, 

When first he saw this charming flower, 
That the relenting gods had brouglit 

One of the angels to his bower. 
Though she was nude, yet still he tlid 
See nothing that he wished were hid ; 
And loved her not a whit the less 
Because she was devoid of dress. 
what a lovely girl was Eve, 

As thus I saw her long ago, 
And sought her only to deceive, 

.Vnd fit her for her life of woe! 
In rapture Adam viewed her charms. 
And longed to clasp her in his arms; 
But dumb with awe, love and respect. 
He could not speak to her direct. 
But still he gazed with glad surprise, 
While downward turned her timid eyes. 
Poor Eve could not hold up her head. 
While thus the Lord to Adam said : 



THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT. 

"This woman is to be your bride; 
She'll walk and slumber by your side. 
Feast on her beauties with your sight. 
But do not touch her day nor night. 
Should you so much as touch her hand, 
'Twould chain your spirit to this land. 
Let her be sacred in vour eves; 
Look, love, long, languish — yet be wise. 
If you give way to passion's power, 
And touch or taste this fragile flower. 
You will prolong your sojourn here 
For many and many a weary vear. 
She will be with you night and dav, 
Till you wear out this frame of clay ; 
And if you do resist her till 
Your body dies, why then vou will, 
(Your penance paid,) pure and forgiven, 
Return at once to me in heaven. 



DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 29 

But if 3'ou should be led astray, 

Soon as your present body dies, 
You'll go in a new house of clay, 

Instead of sjoinsr to the skies." 



THE TEMPTATION THE FALL, 

AS GIVEN BY THK DEVIL HIMSELF. 

Straightway I went and tempted Eve, 

I found her willing to believe, — 

It was not very long, I guess, 

Till eager Adam did transgress! 

God cursed tlie earth and all in it, 

For Adam's promptness to commit 

This horrid sin. Thus was I pleased. 

Thus my starved vengeance was appeased ; 

And thus I saw God's plans frustrated : 

Millions of souls were soon created; 

But God made this eternal hell 

The very hour that Adam fell ; 

And Prince of Darkness, with dread power 

Was I ordained that verv hour. 

Because his love was turned to wrath, 

In consequence of Adam's fall. 
Who failed to tread the narrow path. 

And was so prompt to sin, withal. 
The other fallen spirits were 

Called back to heaven without delay, 
Because the Almighty did not dare 

Put them in tenements of clay; 
For men had sprung so fast from one. 
He saw no end to what he'd done. 
He wished he had not tried the plan — 
Wished he had not created man; 
It grieved him very much indeed; 
But now he could not well recede. 
He made their lives a brief career, 
And then confined their spirits here. 
It gave him pleasure to condemn, 
And damn each sinful rogue of them. 
Since Adam's fall not one in ten 
Has missed the torments of this den. 
God gave me power in hell and earth 
To torment all that should have birth. 
This dreadful power thus gi\-en to me 

I've exercised throughout all time — 
I've used all kinds of subtlety 

To fill the earth with fraud and crime. 
How man}- a war have I created. 

Merely to see the warriors slain, 
Knowing that most of them were fated. 

To this black pit of brimstone bane! 
Oft have I walked the battle field, 

And urged the insane combatants on 
My agency so well concealed, 

That each believed his Aveapon drawn 



30 DRAMAS AND M1SCELLANE(3US POEMS. 

For God, for justice and for riglit; 
While, I, sole causer of the light. 
Have laughed to see the red blood spout 
From fools who'd naught to fight about. 
And when the murderous work was o'er, 
And heaps lay smoking in their gore, 
Then have I scampered back to hell. 

To welcome the unfettered souls, 
And have the villains toasted well 

On beds of seven times heated coals. 
Thus far I've kept God's fools at strife — 
Forced one to take another's life — 
Caused some to gamble — some to steal — 
The strong to make the feeble feel 
Oppression's rod. How many a maid, 
In truth and innocence arrayed. 
Whose ^■oung and gentle heart ne'er beat 
To aught except emotions sweet, 
T'll some fair-spoken \illain came, 
With hungry but inconstant flame. 
And in a dark unguarded hour. 

In his false and seductive arins 
Has lost her all — her heavenly dower — 

Her peace of mind — her charm ot charms — 
And from a bright and gladsome girl 

Fell to a shunned and loathsome thing; 
Her future life a giddy whirl 

Of shame and sin, and sorrowing! 
What power impelled him to destro\- 

Such treasure for such transient joy ? 
'Twas I who urged him to the act — 
'Twas I! — I glory in the fact! 
Millions who own the name of God, 

Join church — profess to tread the path 
That Christ and the apostles trod. 

Have felt, or yet will feel, the wrath 
Of a just God, who will not let 

One sinner miss this pit of pain. 
Nor pardon the base hypocrite 

Who takes his holy name in vain. 
And in the pale and pews of chmxhes 
Is where hypocrisy most perches. 
I always heap the hottest embers 
Upon those hypocritic members. 
All worship of the Lord I hate. 
And so I've managed to create 
Endless disputes among the fools 
Who toil for God, yet are my tools. 
I glory in sectarian fights 
And contro\ersies about rites 
And ceremonies, and so forth, 
(Which altogether are not worth 
One sinner's soul,) for ites and isms — 
Burning at stakes, church wars, wide schisms 
Grow out of these — t'nese I promote. 
I also cause each sect to quote 
The scripture, amply to attest. 
That loving it, God hates tiie rest. 



DRAMAS AND IMISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 31 

The path of righteousness is plain, 

The scripture's easily understood; 
But I distract each teacher's brain, 

So none interpret as the\- should. 
I am the patron of discord' 
Among the churches of the Lord. 
I sow the seeds of fell dissension 
Among all Christians worth attention. 
I think perhaps I've made a sect 

For every chapter in the book; 
And some, I do admit, reflect 

Small credit anywhere. They look 
As if they had no instigator — 
Redeemer, country nor Creator. 
I do despise ridicidous fools, 
Who hope by rigmaroles and rules. 
Wan visages and dress fantastic. 
Loud bellowing and feats gymnastic, 
To make a little noise and show! — 
Such nonsense does provoke me so! 
I always help to multipl\' 
Sects and absurdities ; but I 
Am forced to l^lush, though that seems odd, 
At certain worshipers of God. 
Another aniirial I hate — 
The creature who sits down to wait 
For what may come — is this nor tiiat — 
Nor " man nor mouse, nor long-tailed rat " — . 
Will take no side in controversy — 
He is not worth a single curse — he 
Has nothing positive about him; 
I want him not, and God must doubt him; — 
Too bad for God — too good for me — 
I don't know what his fate should be. 
There ought to be some place between 
For those who're neither good nor mean — 
For those who walk through life so level, 
Trimming between God and the Devil. 
I like a downright reprobate, 
Or one who walks into me straight; 
The former is always fit for use; 
The latter I may perhaps seduce. 
But I despise your neuter gender — 
Your faint defamer — faint defender — 
Indifferent about salvation — 
Too indolent to earn damnation. 
Such mortals are of small account — 
No matter if tiiey descend or mount. 
They have no influence in tiie earth — 
Unfit for heaven, and yet not worth 
The fire and brimstone that would burn 'em- 
Therefore I'll none of them — I spurn 'em. 
And if the Almigiity spurns them, too, 
I don't see what they're going to do. 
The Pope has, in the basement story 
Of heaven, a place called purgator\- ; 
A place for Catholics, temporary — 
A very clever notion — yer\- — 



32 DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 

Whence they're redeemed by dint of masses, 

(Bought by the humbler, meeker masses,) 

And then sent upward, purified 

From the small sins in Avhich they died. 

But these nobodies are, I hope, 

Held in such odor hy the Pope, 

That one dares not intrude his face 

In this Catholic half-way place. 

I like divines \vho go in strong — 

Who swear all but themselves are wrong; 

I like intolerance — it tends 

To forward and promote my ends. 

However preachers disagree. 

They're one as to their hate of me. 

I am the monster horned ox 

'Gainst whom the congregated flocks 

Make common war, but mostly get, 

I think, somewhat the worst of it. 

They've force sufficient, I am sure. 

But then their strategy is poor; 

They seem to have no general plan 

Against the enemy of man. 

Their leaders are not w^ell selected; 

Their flanks are oft-times unprotected ; 

They fight in companies and squads, 

And mostly where I have the odds. 

But for the way I keep them scattered, 

I should be most severely battered. 

They've pluck, and zeal, and vengeful ire; 

But cannot concentrate their fire; 

They cannot concentrate — they scatter: 

I think that's chiefly what's the matter. 

Yet preachers will pursue the project; 

And with bad grammar and worse logic 

I'm still assailed; at times, I trust, 

To well-bred people's slight disgust. 

But I can bear to take abuse 

From men I put to so good use. 

And frequently, as T infer. 

Men of quite moderate caliber 

Are urgently impelled to preach — 

Knowing nothing makes them want to teach; 

Learning and brains are not required 

By men miraculously inspired. 

Let these their nati\'e tongues still mangle — 

(Poor bait Avith which the Lord doth angle 

For a few sinners, but he catches 

Only some poor and ignorant wretches). 

There ^ire divines of heavier mettle 

That I make use of to unsettle 

The Christian world, and tear in tatters 

Theology and such like matters. 

Oft do i set two such debating 

On scripture points, while I am waiting 

To snatch their souls, not caring which 

Leads the most followers in the ditch. 

While each to yield his point is loth, 

I laugh, for 1 am sure of both. 



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With satisfaction I review 

The old devices and the new 

By which I've made the world a hell, 

Almost as hot as where I dwell. 

I think the cleverest trick of mine 

Was teaching men the use of wine. 

I found man much too cold — too tame, 

And made him wine to heat — to inflame. 

I think I can effect with liquor 

More crime and misery — do it quicker 

Than with all other means together; 

And I have sometimes doubted whether. 

Without its use — without the bowl, 

I'd long have kingdom or control ! 

And hence, though scorning to imbibe, 

I'm friendly to the liquor tribe — 

To all the venders and distillers — 

To all the tipplers and the swillers; 

I'm for its general use, that's flat, 

For hell were empty but for that." 

He paused, then suddenly gave a shout, 

A fierce, prolonged and frightful yell,' 
Which split the ears. Will, had no doubt, 

Of even the deafest imps in hell. 
By this the damned were notified 

To rally round their chieftain grim; 
And instantly, from every side. 

Came millions crowding unto him. 
From every course and quarter round, 

Through the hot sea of seething flame, 
With flagging feet or furious bound. 

The fire-doomed legions quickly came. 
Then Satan gestured with his paw. 
When down went all the imps in awe; 
And thus in thundering tones he spoke. 
While from his mouth came fire and smoke. 



THE devil's SPEECH, 
AS TAKEN IN SHORT-H.VND BY COBBETT. 

" Give ear, you prostrate imps of hell, 
To what I say, and mark me well. 
Since my own fall I have not slept; 
Since Adam's fall I have not wept. 
My mission it has ever been 
To overwhelm the world with sin; 
And to scorch, roast and torture you; 
Which I have loved — still love to do. 
Your Maker and yourselves I hate. 
Yet I feel called upon to state, 
While love and mercy I discard, 
I think your punishment too hard. 
It is unjust that you should be 
Tormented here eternally — 
Burnt ever, yet still left" entire. 
I do approve the use of fire. 



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And burning you is my delight, 
Yet I would burn you up outright, 
And feed the whirlwinds with Avhat cheat 
The greedy flames refused to eat. 
But it is God's benevolent will, 
. So you must burn, you devils, still. 
But I. am going to set you free 
For a brief season, so that ye 
May have some rest while I repose; 
For I am now resolved to close 
My weary eyes and take a nap; 
But to provide against mishap, 
Here's Cromwell, who will take command ; 
His will is law; but understand. 
Unless you do something that's right 

He has no power to punish vou; 
Your torment ceases from to-night. 

Till I have slept a month or two 
This fire that has been burning here 
For inany and many a hundred year, 
Shall now be quenched, and you shall revel. 
From fainting fiend to fearless devil, 
In rivers of the purest water — 

Which I shall presently cause to flow, — 
Sire, son, and mother, sister, daughter. 

Shall have a short respite from woe. 
No fire shall burn in my domain 
Save in yon pit prepared ibr Paine. 
Poor Thomas Paine! — the wrath of heaven 

Will soon be hurled upon his head, 
Because he's so perversely striven 

A little common sense to spread. 
There is no reason in the masses — 

Poor Paine will find, perhaps to-morrow, 
That he's been preaching unto asses. 

And that to his eternal sorrow. 
In some dispatches from on high, 

Which I received some days ago, 
I learn that Paine is soon to die. 

And come to me, of course, you know. 
And it is God's express desire 
That I shall light the hottest fire 
That it is possible to light, 

For Paine's especial benefit; 
'Tis done, and should he come to-night. 

You'll plunge him headlong into it. 
But first, you'll drench him well with lead. 

And mind that it is boiling hot; 
And heap live coals upon his head. 

He'll beg, of course, but mind it not. 
Remind him of the books he wrote; 
Then ram a reptile down his throat; 
And hurl him headlong in the pit. 
And throw more brimstone into it; 
And then throw in some snakes and toads; 
We've plenty here in my abodes. 
Thus, should he come while I'm asleep. 

Enjoy his torture and your glee; 



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But mind, so quiet you must keep 

That jour mad orgies wake not me. 
The heavenly powers must wreak their wrath 

On this rebeUious worm of theirs, 
Because for many years he hatli 

Taught mortals anything but prayers. 
He has denied that I exist. 

But he will presently change his mind, 
Especially when he feels my fist! 

For I intend to beat him blind! 
Because I urged him to deny 
The existence of a God on high ; 
And though he's labored hard to show- 
That there is not a hell below, 
And thus far has subserved me well, 
By helping, people into hell; 
Yet still I urged him to proclaim 

That men and brutes are on a level — 
That their hereafter is the same — 

That there is neither God nor Devil. 
Without regarding hints of mine 
He looked around and saw Design; 
And from observing Nature's Laws, 
Inferred and argued a First Cause. 
And this first cause, he understood, 
Was great and wise and therefore good, 
And merciful, and just and pure — 
A pretty doctrine, to be sure! 
And to be set up by my friend! 
Why even the Christians don't defend 
God's character — their doctrines go 
To prove, in fact they clearly show. 
That God is a revengeful God, 

Who glories in yoiu' torture here; 
And the}' urge men to shun the rod 

By rousing that base feeling, fear. 
For this I'll have a lick at Paine; 

I'll teach the rascal to rebel ! 
But now we'll have a little rain, 

Where never yet a drop has fell." 



INHABITANTS OF THE MOON THE ANGELS AND THE LORD — A 

SHOWER — THE DEVIL ASLEEP. 

Will, cast his eyes about with some concern, 

But not a sign of rain could he discern ; 

Which pleased him much, for the forgetful fellow. 

Had come away without his silk umbrella. 

The stars were twinkling and the sky was clear; 

And the great moon hung high above his chair. 

In looking up he casually perceived 

What he supposed would hardly be believed. 

He had long wondered who lived in the moon, 

Not dreaming he should ascertain so soon ; 

But gazing now, his admiration rose, 

To see great flocks of women without clothes, 



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Mingling with men whose robes were snowj white, 

Walking 'mid flowers and bathed in golden light. 

Svich women, too ! — the plainest would make mad 

The whole wide world, if it such beauty had ! 

No old ones there — thej all were young and gay ; 

So were the men, and smiling as sweet May. 

And in the groves and arbors and sweet bowers, 

Were crowds of smaller creatures gathering flowers. 

If this were heaven, it would seem a truth 

That there the aged are restored to youth; 

And that the little children there appear 

In the sweet innocence we so love here. 

Great was Will.'s joy as he could now discern 

That little children were not doomed to burn. 

He dashed the words so the whole world might knOA\', 

He smv great cro-vds above but none belozu. 

As from a picture the prolonged gaze 

Still brings new charms and wonders to amaze — 

Brings charms and wonders that ne'er meet the eye 

Of slight observer, or of passer-by ; 

So the fixed look of Cobbett brought to light 

What had at first escaped his ravished sight; 

He saw what inan ne'er saw and never will — 

He saw his God, and then his eye stood still! 

P'ixed was he in his seat as sculptured stone, 

At sight of God and his bedazzling throne. 

Great was his stature, but his beauty rare — 

A woman's softness with man's sterner air 

Was sweetly blended; but our hero's sight 

Was blasted with intensity of light; 

And this is all that he could e'er record 

About the moon, the angels and the Lord — 

Except when one day some one wanted proof 

As to his hanging in a chair aloof. 

And wondered how a chair or a balloon 

Could hang all night on nothing 'neath the moon, 

He said the cords that held his chair forlorn 

Were tied securely to that planet's horn. 

But suddenly a strange and rushing sound — 

A hissing, roaring, loud enough to drown 

The uproar of a thousand surging seas. 

With all the cataracts combined with these, 

Fell on his ear, and looking down below, 

He found that it was raining, pouring so 

That in an instant all the fires were out. 

And the hot regions lay in smoke and doubt. 

Poor Cobbett had seen many a heavy shower. 

But till this rather inauspicious hour. 

He found he'd not the least idea at all 

How fast the rain could in some countries fall. 

Compared to this he thought that Noah's flood 

Was but a little puddle in the mud; 

For as the smoke went floating from below. 

He saw lakes sleeping and great rivers flow. 

Where late qinck flames were banqueting on souls. 

And nimble fiends cut capers in the coals. 

The rain was over — it did not extend 

To the observatory of our friend; 



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Still was he dry without and parched within; 

Indeed he felt like swallowing wine or gin, 

Brandy, or even whisky, if 'twere good, 

After the frights and troubles he'd withstood. 

All round below as far as he could see, 

Black devils dived and swam triumphantly; 

While it amused, it did astonish him 

To see the thirsty devils drink and swim. 

No sign of iire could now be seen below 

Save in one pit, whose red and sullen glow 

Caused Will, to shudder, for indeed 'twas plain 

This was the furnace for his friend Tom Paine. 

And this huge furnace with its frightful glare. 

Was right beneath our hero's swinging chair. 

He grabbled to it with convulsive grip 

Fearing he might incontinently slip. 

And land in hell by a mere accident, 

Before being properly consigned and sent. 

This was indeed a very fearful pit, 

With massive iron walls surrounding it. 

In looking down Will, saw what would appall 

The stoutest heart — he saw huge reptiles crawl 

In the hot fire — writhing and hissing in it! 

And knew that if he fell, in half a minute 

They'd pick his bones. But look! there fast asleep 

Lay the Arch Fiend, while frantic imps did leap 

With very joy ; with Cromwell on his hump, 

The fiend was getting many a kick and thump; 

But he it seemed was very hard to wake; 

For neither kick, nor thump nor savage shake 

Did he regard, and so with good intent, 

The kicks and thumps between his ribs were sent. 

Though Satan felt nor heeded not, yet still 

Each devil needs must kick him, and poor Will., 

As the mad furies kicked with all their might, 

Was pleased so that at last he laughed outright. 

Now Cromwell, rising, uttered a wild yell. 

Which quickly brought the myrmidons of hell 

About their master, who remarked : " At last 

Old Nick's asleep; and now let's chain him fast; 

Which we may do though I have doubts of it ; 

Then lower him gently in the Tom Paine pit. 

Which we will arch, and raise on top of that 

A mountain higher than Mount Ararat. 

If we succeed, farewell to fire and woe; 

Then these bright waters shall forever flow — 

Instead of burning we shall drink and swim. 

If we succeed in getting rid of him. 

Our cause is desperate, our condition bad ; 

This is the first chance we have ever had 

To free ourselves from hell and Satan's power, 

Which I propose to do this very hour. 

Ot our success, I have indeed some doubt; 

Though I believe Old Nick cannot dig out. 

If we pile up the mountain I propose. 

Before his heavy eyelids do unclose. 

And mewed up safely from the atmosphere, 

Why, even the Devil can't live a half a year. 



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There's chance of failure, but at any rate 
We can't intensify the Devil's hate, 
Nor bring more grief upon us at the worst. 
For \ve'\e had torture's acme from the first. 
Rebellion adds not strength to tyrant's chain, 
And but by it do slaves their freedom gain : 
Reforms are half way carried when begun ; 
And without venture there is nothing won. 
. On earth I stooped not to establish laws, 
And by bold venture was I what I was." 



THE DEVIL IN CHAINS. 
FRENCH METHOD OF FINISHING INCONVENIENT INDIVIDUALS. 

These brief remarks elicited loud cheers, 
Which luckily reached not the Devil's ears : 
And e\'ery one expressed his eagerness 
To do his utmost in a cause like this. 
Deceitful as he was, 'twas ascertained 
His sleep was real, and not merely feigned. 
The heaving belly and the heavy breath, 
Bespoke a stupor near allied to death. 
His limbs were loaded in a trice with chains. 
And hooped with bands of steel with careful pains, 
Just as they were prepared to put him in. 
The Frenchman who contrived the guillotine. 
So that machinery might facilitate 
French leave and severance from the cares of state, 
And then received his country's gratitude, 
" Which gave his neck to the machine for food, 
Proposed that he should be decapitated ; 
" Because," as he with force and reason stated, 
"No tyrant ever — (some might doubt and scoff) — 
Gave further trouble when his head was off." 
His doubt alludes to the belief, thought sound. 
That martyred blood cries ever from the ground ; 
In France they've laws prohibiting this cry. 
For there no man dares with his head on die ; 
He is responsible, alive or dead, 
Until the basket has received his head. 
Cromwell, who was not favorably impressed 
With these French notions, still believed it best 
To trim his sails to suit the popular breeze; 
He could not lead such furious hordes as these, 
Except by following (Avhen they took the bit). 
And giving rein without their knowing it. 
In this he did like politicians here. 
Who, while behind and lagging in the rear, 
Aftect to lead the masses, but are led. 
And led the more the more they seem ahead. 
The Frenchman seized his sharp and hea^■y axe. 
And gave the Devil's throat a dozen thwacks. 
But this fierce chopping of the Devil's neck 
Harmed it inuch less than the woodpecker's peck 
Harms the tough oak. The axe's edge 
Was battered duller than an iron wedge; 



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But the hard neck received no scratch nor scar, 

At which the Frenchman foamed and swore by gar, 

That any fiend was but a natural fool 

Who thouglit, b}' axe, or saw, or other tool, 

To make a mark upon such hide as that ; 

And gave it as his own opinion flat, 

That if the Devil ever really died, 

It would not be by puncture tlirough the hide. 

A life protected by malignant charm, 

A hide in\ulnerable to any harm. 

His thronging subjects eyed him as he lay, 

With looks of slaughter, but no power to slay. 

While thus the nonplused legions stood amazed. 

The usual uproar at the gate was raised 

That did occur whene'er a soul had quitted 

The world in sin, and came to be admitted; 

When instantly the blackened fiends did break 

To greet the new arrival, and to make 

The salutations and the shouts and jeers 

That always deafened a new-comer's ears. 

The Devil was abandoned as a bore. 

And thoughts of freedom troubled them no more. 

Thus crowds of men on deep afiairs intent, 

Oft, at some casual shout or incident. 

Resolve into a mob, and then enact 

What none of them approve in point of fact. 

ARRIVAL OF TOM PAINE. 

Scarce had the crowd collected when the gates 

Swung open by the order of the Fates; 

And frantic was the fiendish joy to find 

That Thomas Paine had left the world behind; 

Had done his little work in his small way. 

And come to his employer for his pay. 

Here, with a holy angel by his side. 

He stood half trembling, jet with conscious pride, 

"Where is your savage chief.'"' inquired the sprite; 

"This reprobate was smitten down to night; 

And I had orders to conduct hin^ here; 

His punishment cannot be too severe." 

And with these words the angel of the Lord 

Dissolved from view, while, with their own accord. 

The heavy gates of hell together swung. 

Leaving the doubting Thomas Paine among 

The hideous, uncouth, but delighted crew. 

Many of whom, somehow, he thought he knew. 

SUSPICION CONVICTION — TRANSFORMATION. 

Said he at last: "Is this the Spirit Land.? 

I cannot comprehend nor understand, 

As everything seems indistinct and gloomy. 

Exactly Avhat it is that's happened to me. 

If this" is hell, then I suppose I'm gone. 

But Where's the fire that preachers harp so on.' 

Where are the brimstone flames and the black smoke, 

Of which, 'tis said, the old apostles spoke.'" 



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And then addressing Cromwell, Thomas said, 

"Where is that roaring fiend of whom I've read? — 

That lowing bull — insatiate Beelzebub? 

Are you the Devil's self, sir, or his cub? 

I scarce can see, my sight is growing dim ; 

But you, I take it, are a inonster grim ; 

And yet you do deport yourself so civil 

I cannot think you really are the Devil. 

But you're, in fact, a frightful looking crew. 

I'd hate indeed to be like one of you; 

I'd hate to be like one of these or those. 

And have a tail and tusks and iron toes! 

The Bible mentions that you weep and wail. 

But does not speak, I think, about a tail. 

You've rivers here — the banks are broad and green, 

And brighter waters I have never seen ; 

But your black looks and this sulphurous smell 

Force me to think that you are imps of hell ; — 

Confirm me in the view I'm forced to take. 

That this is hell itself, and no mistake. 

And much I fear I'm doomed to dwell with you. 

And have a tail and tusks and talons, too. 

Suppose you have no fire — there's none I see — 

Still here is deep, excessive agony. 

To dwell in this dark and sulphurous region! — 

And revel with this horrid, horrid legion! 

Alas! alas! it is too late! — too late! 

I see, I feel, I realize my fate! 

Hark ! — O, it is the angels I hear sing 

Triumphant anthems to their glorious king. 

Alas, if I were in that heavenly throng; 

If I could join them in that joyous song; 

If I could now fall at the Saviour's feet; 

If I could pro;ncnade the gold-paved street; 

If I could wear a garment snowy white; 

If I could range the green fields of delight! 

But no, this cannot be! — O, never, never! — 

I'm banished, doomed, and damned, — forever — ever! 

How many a weary day and night I've s]>ent. 

Swift on my own and others' ruin bent. 

In Avriting that erroneous 'Age of Reason,' 

A shallow effort at the vilest treason 

Against the just and fixed laws of heaven. 

Alas, I cannot, cannot be forgiven! 

Alas, it is too late, too late for me! 

I enter here on hell. — Eternity! 

Appalling word! — O, thought of dreadful weight! 

O, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy fate! 

But gods, scand by me! — See I've lost my shape! 

I've got a tail, a tail, like to an ape! — 

And horns — look at my horns! you devils look? 

Are you not apprehensive I may hook? 

I'm half a bull — were I town bull of hell, 

I think I should become the station well. 

And see! I've got great tusks and fearful claws — 

Think what I am — what might have been — what was ! " 

Thus Cobbett saw the friend he held so dear 

Changed to a fright — half varmint and half steer! 



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PAINE IN THE PIT THE DEVIL's FALL. 

And now poor puzzled Paine was roughly caught. 

The boiling, bubbling lead was quickly brought, 

" Remember, Thomas Paine the books you wrote ! " 

And the hot lead went hissing down his throat. 

A horned snake, with many heads, was then 

Forced in his mouth, and reached his vitals, w^ien 

He seized it by the tail with savage claws. 

And bit with all the vengeance of his jaws; 

But could not stop the snake, nor draw it back; 

When he grew iaint and sick, his hold did slack; 

The reptile crawled about his melt and liver; 

His head grew dizzy and his limbs did shiver, 

And in this state they dragged him to the pit. 

But at the first glimpse Avhich he got of it, 

He swooned outright — his sense and feeling fled; 

And the fiends cried, "He is deceased — he's dead; 

But 'tis no matter — pitch him o'er the grate; 

He shall burn in hell's fire, at anv rate. 

There, Paine, receive the wages of your sin ! " 

Thus saying, Tom was rudely tumbled in. 

But coming to, he roared with lusty shout, 

"O, you black devils, take me, take me out!" 

These urgent cries were seasoning to their mirth. 

They twitted him of deeds done in the earth. 

" O, Tom, my boy, you doubtless now forget 

The soul-destroying volumes that vou writ! 

Look upward, sir ! — ten thousand liere have read 

Your wicked books, and by them were misled. 

Your artful pen, you howling rogue, you know 

Has sent its tens of thousands down "below." 

"Be damned to you!" roared Paine, "and damn the books. 

Since they beget such grimaces and looks. 

Begone, you swine! and leave me to my fate; 

You have no love, and I despise your hate! 

I wish I could get up just now at you — 

I'd thrash the whole accursed and grinning crew. 

But these hot flames make me so sick and dizzy. 

And these infernal snakes keep me so busy 

In dodging round this hell-invented pit, 

To keep myself from getting badly bit, 

That I have not a minute's time to spare 

On you, you greenhorns, grinning at me there." 

Meantime, poor Paine was streaking it around 

His amphitlieatre, at every bound 

Crushing the toads — the snakes in hot pursuit — 

Greeted with deafening cheers and yells to boot. 

And Cobbett, though half dead, laughed out to see 

His whilom friend rush round so furiously- 

At last the snakes with generalship profound, 

Left a small force to race the rascal round, 

AVhile the main body ambushed on the track 

That he must travel on his mad way back. 

Poor Tom did not perceive this stratagem 

Till coming round he ran straisjht into them. 



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At this the devils raised the wildest yell 

That till this moment had been heard in hell. 

'Twas loud enough to jar tlie Devil's brains, 

So that he woke and found himself in chains. 

But to snap these required not half a minute; 

And rising, he rushed to the pit, and in it 

Beheld his victim; and as thus he stood, 

He cried, "Aha ! my Thomas Paine ! — that's good ! 

Like you the snakes with whicli you writhe and twist! 

O, how I'd like to beat you with my fist! 

If I were in the pit, you rogue, with you, 

I'd maul you till even hell itself were" blue! " 

While thus old Satan o'er the wall was bent. 

Some devil with the very best intent, 

Tripped up his heels; and then as quick as thought, 

The Devils claws sprang out and clutched at naught; 

And thus midst yells and hoarse demoniac peals, 

In went the indignant Devil, neck and heels! 



BATTLE BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND TOM PAINE. 
FROM AN EYE-WITNESS. 

As Satan fell he raised a vigorous shout; 

Roared he, " Tom Paine, now you may well look out ! 

Because for this absurd and cruel fall, 

I'll murder you, snakes, toads, and devils — all!'' 

Paine could but smile, but 'twas a sickly grin, 

When Satan tumbled thus abruptly in. 

'Twas hard for him with the small snakes to fight. 

While a huge one was swallowing him outright. 

He felt himself drawn backward, and still going 

Down the snake's throat and where there was no knowing. 

While the small snakes and toads he so much feared, 

Ate him by inches as he disappeared. 

No wonder then, his smile was but a grin 

When Satan fell, and stove his head fast in 

A lucky crevice in the floor of rock; 

And though right smartly worsted by the shock, 

Was more enraged, and bellowed, roared and bawled, 

So that the snakes and toads slunk oft" appalled; 

And the big one that had half swallowed Paine, 

Reversed his throat and threw him up again. 

Now Paine, though once a brave and gallant man. 

On being puked up, incontinently ran ; 

But seeing Satan still fast sticking there. 

And knowing well that on a footing fair. 

With his Herculean foe he could not cope; 

And further, feeling he had naught to hope, 

Thought it was best for hiin to take the start. 

And so he charged on Satan's hinder part 

With all his force, and rushing in pell-mell. 

He did maltreat and thump the Devil well. 

At this assault, so suddenly, fiercely made, 

The devils cheered and yelled, " Be not afraid ! 

Go for him, Tom ! " they whooped with wildest joy, 

" If you can kill or cripple the ' Old Boy,' 



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You shall succeed that moment to his throne, 

And call his kingdom and the earth your own." 

When Tom's quick ear these welcome words had caught, 

With furious energy he fiercely fought, 

And Satan roared and did his uttermost 

To injure and demoralize this ghost. 

At last the Devil's head came from the crack, 

But from a surge that threw him on his bac'K.; 

When in an instant Paine lit on his chest, 

And then each monster did his worst and best. 

With fist, and claw, and tooth, and tail, and toe 

Each devil dived and digged into his foe. 

The big snakes blowed, and the flat toads did blink. 

While small snakes hissed, but knew not what to think. 

The mad spectators cheered with deafening cheers. 

While Cobbett wiped away the sweat and tears, 

And hoped and prayed that Tom would win the fight. 

While devils shouted with their utmost might — 

"Another blow like that! — Hurra for Paine! — 

O, that is beautiful ! — Hit him again ! — 

He has no friends! — He has no friends down here! — 

Hurra for Tom! — Ten thousand on the steer! — 

Gouge Tom! — Tom kick! — Tom choke! — Tom hook! — Tom bite! — 

Gouge out his eyes! — Tom, hold his weasand tight! — 

Knock out his shoulder! — There! — Unhinge the other! — 

He's breathing thick! — By all the gods, he'll smother! — 

Be active, Tom! — Mash his potato trap! — 

Hurra! — By Jupiter, tliat brings the sap! — 

Cave in his head! — Carve up his ugly mug! — 

Why Tom's a skilled, a scientific plug! — 

He staggers! — See! — He's sick!— The Devil is sick! — 

Now Tom's you time ! — Be cautious ! — Tom, be quick ! — 

Now smash liis smeller! — Flat his big red snout! — 

Hurra! — Well done! — Hurra — His eye is out! — 

Gouge out the other! — There! — Hang to him yet! — 

Now Tom! — Now Tom! — Hurra! — That's it! — That's it! — 

'Tis out ! — Both eyes are out ! — He cannot see ! — 

Bully for Paine! — Whoop! — Whoop! — We're free! — We're free! — 

Three cheers for Paine!" — '■'■ Thrrr cheers!'''' Will. Cobbett cried,. 

But at that very instant he espied 

The heavenly angel hovering near his head ; 

Siie merely- touched the cords, and then like lead 

Poor Will, went down — down — down — the cords were broke — 

And with a bound, a shriek, a yell, he woke. 



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ARGO AND IRENE. 

PERSONS REPRESENTED. 

Argo, ei Poet an(l A iithor. Irene. 

Magoon, an old man o/ low habits^ but Mother to Irene. 

very rich., and without heirs. Sam, servant to Irene {Colored). 

A Publisher. Dr. Slash. 

A Literary Critic. Dr. Spanker. 

A Lawyer. Dr. Smick. 

Two Old Ladies. ' Dr. Slabbs. 

A Farmer. Dr. Abram Turner {Colored'), 

Tubes. Friends and Attendants. 

ACT I. 

Scene I. — A lady's room. Irene seated at a table. Enter Sam, 'Mith 

letters. 

Sam. I hab yoiih letters, Miss Irene. You gets a heap ob lub let- 
ters, but you is a lublj joung lady. You is de lubliest ob de lubly 
and de sweetest ob de sweetly'. 
Irene. Why, what insolence! 
Sam. Insolence.^ 

Ireite. Yes, insolence, you black scamp! 

Sam. Black scamp? Look a heah, miss; Ize a gemman, if I is culled! 
Irene. You a gentleman! Ain't you a nigger.' 

Sam. Niggah! niggah, miss! dar be no niggahs now. True nufil", Ize 
culled, but Ize no niggah. Ize a gemman od cullah. Massa Linkum 
wiped out de stigma ob niggah. Ize de ekal ob de white man in 'spec- 
tability and 'telligence. 
Irene. Yes .'' 

Sam. Yes, miss, I is ; de law gibs me ekality before it and behind it, 
and Ize gwine lo hab my rights. I admires youh beauty, bad as you 
treats me, and I hab a right to 'spress my feelins if I is culled and is 
youh servant. Niggah, to be shuah ! 

Irene. Well, well, Sam, I'm not going to fall out with you. See if 
my mother doesn't want you below. 

Sam. All right, miss ; Ize not mad. I jes wanted to show j'ou dat 1 
hab de spirit ob a man, if I is culled, and dat I is a warm 'mirer ob de 
female sec, ob whom you is de perfection dareof. \Exit. 

Irene. Alas, what have we come to in tliis country. 

When all the servants think themselves the equals 

Of those whom they do serve. Can we raise them 

To our refinement and intelligence .'' 

Or will wc rather, by the force of habits. 

Through constant commerce with the serving class, 

Sink to their level.' But this sooty fellow 

Admires my beauty ; in his amorous eye 

\^I.ooks in a glass~\ 
There lives a critic who doth say: She's pretty. 
And compliments unto a woman's beauty 
Are sweet to the possessor of that beauty 
Nor can she wholly hate the man who pays them, 
Though he were seven times black. 

\Opens a letter and rcads.\ 



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TO MY HEART S IDOL. 

How slight a circumstance may blast 

The blossoms the young heart puts forth, 

And tender buds of hope — how fast 
They fall in frosts of frigid north. 

This morn our wishes are in flower, 

Amid the golden harvest sheaves, 
But ere the noon come blight and shower, 

And we have but the wilted leaves. 

O, heart of lover, doubting still, 

And never peaceful and at rest, 
But ever wooing omens ill 

To weigh upon the weary breast. 

O, there are moments when the heart, 

The lover's quick barometer, 
Doth feel the death ere 3'et the dart 

Hath left the string whence it doth whir. 

Argc). 
Alack, what means this riddle.' how is this.? 
Doth he spy out the evils that await him.' 
By intuition hath his fruitful mind 
Some dread lorebodement. O, there is a sadness — 
An air of plaintive wailing in his song 
That falls like funeral dirge. It breaks my heart. 
I who do love him, but must still betray him, 
Do feel the force of his great spirit more, 
The farther I go from him. 

\^Ope7is another letter atid reads. \ 

Dear Duck : I have just returned from Europe, and shall call upon 
you to-day. I am glad you have kept the afl:air between us so quiet 
that the quid-nuncs haven't got wind of it. Have a kiss of welcome for 
me, love. 

Have a kiss for me. 
Have one, two, three; 
I have scores for thee. 
And will spend them as free 
As the waters that run. 
There, Duck, that is the first poetry I ever put upon paper, and here 
I am fifty-nine years of age last Wednesday. 

Thine eternally, 

M. Magoon, Major. 
[TJiroivs all the letters pettishly astde.\ 
But fifty-nine on Wednesday. O, how sad 
To see the old man fighting oft" his years, 
And faded dames in the decline of life, 
With artificial teeth and withered limbs. 
In gay attire and sallow cheek in paint, 
Still aping youth and keeping time at bay, 
\ Forswearing half the 3'ears that speak against them, 

And yielding, when compelled to, Avithout grace. 
To the behests of age! O, this is pitiable! 
But still poor human nature may be pardoned. 
For lovely is our youth, our age decrepit; 
And not till youth hath slipped away and left us, 
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Doth creep upon us, do we value youth. 

No wonder then that the old man should strive 

To keep away the years, and sweat and tug 

With every faculty that flags or fails him, 

To worry or to woo it to performance. 

As in the flower of youth. 

Enter Mother. 
Mother. I have good news, daughter. A note from Major Magoon 
informs me of his safe return from abroad, and that he will presently 
call upon us. 

Irene. I have his autograph ; he tells me here 

That he will call and claim me for his wife; 

And he hath written me a pretty song; 

For loving me hath made him court the muses; 

And I intend to set the song to music 

And play it to the fiddle at the wedding. 

And by the murmuring brook beneath the willows. 
Mother. Now, Irene, I would! But I am glad to see you are recon- 
ciled to the match. Give me the Major's song. \Reads //.] A pretty 
song, I do declare. It is quite equal to any of the mad poet's produc- 
tions. When you are Mrs. Magoon we shall be enabled to regain our 
lost position in society. It will be a splendid match. You will be envied 
by the entire tribe of marriageable ladies in the city. The Major's great 
wealth will put us in a position to retnrn with interest the many slights 
that have been shown us since your father's bankruptcy and death. He 
is really a good-hearted, jolly old gentleman, and will keep you from 
despondency ; and then if you should lose him in a few years, you will 
have his wealth. He has no heirs, and proposes to will all to you before 
the marriage. 

Irene. But, mother, bears he not a naughty name.'' 

They say he is the patron of light women, 

And thinks the best of us but little better 

Than those with whom he herds. Hath he not mistresses.? 
Mother. Well, what of that! He is not worse than most men on that 
score. 

Irene. I've seen tobacco juice upon his beard; 

He tipples and he smokes incessantly ; 

Some say he snores that sleepers wake in fright, 

Thinking the roof being from the rafters ripped; 

And that he tugs with nightmares in his sleep, 

Gurgling and groaning in the dead of night, 

That passing strangers beat upon his doors. 

In horrid apprehension that within 

Red murder hath some victim on the rack; 

He's great of entrails, and is gluttonous; 

His walk's a waddle as you are aware; 

He's old, and peevish with the aches of age; 

Bootmakers, tailors, hatters, barbers fail 

To trim four hundred pounds of pork like this, 

So it pass current for a gentleman : 

He is all animal ; his appetites 

Are gross and sensual : O, how can I wive 

With such a man as he! 
Mother. Nonsense, daughter! Do not think of these things. You 
can conquer his appetites. He is but mortal man. Refuse him if you 
will, but onl}' your marriage with him will save us from beggary. I 
wish myself there were some other deliverance for us, but there is none. 
O, what is to become of us! 



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Irene. Do not despair, dear mother; now suppose 

I sell myself to this old man? — what then? 

What will become of Argo and of you? 

Argo will suicide, and can you hope 

As mother-in-law to lead a happy life 

With such a son-in-law? Will not his wassail — 

His retinue of riotous old men, with daily feast 

And nightly drinking bout, make you distract. 

Even if he give you shelter? 

Mother. Not so fast, girl. The Major agrees to inake a settlement 

upon me before the marriage. I shall have a home and be independent. 

As for Argo, the young man is muddled in his wits, and is so regarded; 

and his prospects are so poor that it matters little what he does or thinks. 

Irene. But, mother, he has genius; it will tell; 

Like murder, it will out; it will be heard from. 
Mother. It will out at the elbows; and be heard from the poorhouse, 
the madhouse and the pauper's grave. Genius, my dear, is of mighty 
little account in this matter-of-fact age. There was excuse for genius in 
the days of Shakespeare and Byron ; not that even they made anybody 
better or happier; but people were not then totally absorbed in the routine 
of fashion and money-making; and the poets served to amuse the wealthy 
and indolent classes. We have had quite enough of genius. It brings 
no advantages to its possessor, and very little to the world; and, as a 
rule, it is so provokingly allied to poverty that sensible folks generally 
shun people of genius as they do a pestilence. There is nothing, my 
dear, that can bring us true happiness but wealth and social position; 
and wealth is the only sure passport to social position. 
Irene. Well, mother, have your way; I am resigned; 

You shall not live in poverty and want 

While I have wares for sale. But my poor heart 

Is with the spring time buds, not with the leaves 

Of sere and bleak November. O, farewell 

To the sweet dreams of girlhood's guileless hours! 

I yield to fate which no one may dety ; 
■ Come any fortune ; see ! I am as wax ; 

The merest child can mould me. 
Mother. Really, child, I see nothing to invite despondency. The cards 
of fortune are running in your favor. 

Irene. I will lend you my fortune, mother; if 

You'll take the fat man with his money bags, 

I tender them to you. 
Mother. He is an epicure, my child. He will diet upon spring chick- 
ens. But I must away and put the house in order for his reception. 

\Exit Mother. 
Irene. And this it is to be a woman ; this 

Is inoney's power to purchase; I am sold; 

Sold to the high-est bidder, like a slave. 

For uses worser and more loathed to me. 

Than e'er were stripes and drudgery to the slave 

In any age or clime. Not so with boys : 

I never knew one bartered oft", or bought 

For a bed-fellow to a dame of eighty. 

O, curse of sex! why were not I a boy. 

That I might tease the pretty girls nor mate 

With rheumatis and wrinkles, gout and age, 

Due at the graveyard any day in the week ! 

My sexuality is merchandise; 'tis stock. 

Quotable on 'change; it hath its fluctuations — 



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Its rises and its falls in open market; 

Depending on the greeds or whims of men, 

And their ability to buy and carry 

The coveted cominodity : O, yes ! 

And it is ratable like grain or pork: 

As this is prime; this number one; this family, 

Or common mereh' ; she will make a wife, 

A fine machine to manufacture children, 

And be a patient drudge till old and ugly, 

And then be ousted from the family hearth, 

Because, forsooth, her owner sees in inarket 

A fresher piece of. goods. There goes another, 

With furbelow and filigree and floss; 

With jaunty hat, and haughty eye and air: 

She is in market for the highest figure. 

And straight the bulls and bears are in commotion. 

Her price is fixed; she rates with Flora Temple, 

Or any other fine two-fifteen nag: 

While here another in plain gait and gown. 

May own a gentler heart and finer form. 

And not fetch fifteen cents. Such is the power 

Of tress and trapping, wriggling gait and giggle, 

To whet the appetite and warp the judgment 

Of our pursuers; whom if we deceive, 

(And to deceive them is the chiefest pleasure 

Of more than half our sex,) it is not worse 

Than they deserve, nor worse than they do us. 

Like many others, I'm so poor and starved 

That I must force my goods upon the market. 

And sell them in a private shameful way. 

Or in an open way almost as shameful. 

Which has the sanction of society. 

I would sell cheap if I might choose the buyer. 

And be his slave while he enjoyed the purchase. 

But how I prattle, knowing I ain sold 

By my good mother for the ready money. 

And that I love and pit}- her so much 

That I shall ratify the sale to-morrow. 

And gossips Avill declare I've brought enough ; 

O, there is not a tongue in all the land. 

But it will wag and say : she sold herself: 

She is well sold: he is too good for her; 

It was his inoney, not himself she married; 

If he should cut her oft" without a cent 

He'd serve her right, the proud and heartless flirt, 

Who by her arts won the poor, weak old man ! 

Thus will they scan me. But this is a play. 

Myself am the chief actor; we shall see 

The end when it arrives ; chance will work out 

What destiny has fixed. My mother says, 

In course of nature the old man must die; 

But he may hold out longer yet than I ; 

She further hints if I can understand, 

That certain goods sell well at second hand. 

Would Argo deck his boudoir with a flower, 

Whose sweets had wasted in another's bower.'' 



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Enter Sam. 
Sam. De crazj^ young man dat rolls his eye at de moon and talks to 
hisself desires to see de angelic young lady ob de house, as he 'spresses 
it. Lod! I wish I was dat young man, crazy as he is! 
Irene. Show him up, Sam, but bid him wait a little; 

I must have leisure to compose myself. 
Sam. Thank you. Miss Irene. I will retard him till you exposes 
youhself. I will entertain de young gemman wid some new heretical 
theories on particular 'conomy. Dey rignated in dis brain, which is de 
fust culled brain dat ebber abtiuscated a highlysophical 'say on a absurd 
science. 

Irene. O, he will be delighted with you, no doubt. \^Exit Sam. 

Ye ministers of evil that diffuse 
Your poisonous breath in mortal atmospheres. 
And you fell powers that prompt unhallowed purpose, 
And brew injustice, cruelty and wrong. 
If in your sightless substances 3'ou see me. 
And hear my invocation, come to me. 
And fill me quickly to the finger tips 
With 3'our malevolent and baleful natures. 
Suppress and sear emotion, and seal up 
The sources of love, pity, shame, remorse, 
And fill me with hypocrisy to the toes. 
So I may look and act and seem the saint, 
And be the devil I am. My woman's bosom 
Fill full to bursting with abhorred deceit, 
So I acquit me in the cruel role 
Which my fell spirit has resolved to act. 
Being tortured to extreme. That man who smiles 
And stabs 3'ou while he shakes your friendly hand, 
Is as a cherubim compared to me. 
Who must strike down the man I idolize, 
Nor give him reasons, nor a chance to plead. 
Ay, there's the point; if he knew all, saw all. 
If I could tell him half he might excuse me, 
Or hate me something less. But no, no, no! 
The raven's creaking voice must croak no warning 
Until the lightning shivers down his castles, 
And he is whelmed in ruin ! Here he comes. 

Enter Argo. 
Argo. The spirits that inhabit peaceful homes 

Rest in this house! How fares my love to-day.' 
Irene. I am well and yet am ill. How is't with you? 
Argo. Quite ^vell in body, but depressed in mind. 

I have not found a market for my Avares, 

And now begin to think them valueless ; 

My tales and poems sleep in manuscript. 

For lack of name to give them currency, 

Or gold to buy the critics. Art thou ill.' 
Irene. I was; but now that you are here with me, 

There's healing in the air and I am well ; 

I wish you could remain a hundred years. 
Argo. I wish I could, and when I win a name. 

Or any little fortune, I will bring it 

And give it alLthee. 
Irene. f Live coals of fire! [Av/rfe.] 

These wordsyare cruel, Argo, and denote 
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The presence of the mystic messenger, 
That sometimes gives the soul presentiment 
Of viewless evils hedging it about. 
The mewling calf from teeming udder torn 
Uplifts its frighted voice as if it saw- 
In vacant air the gleaming butcher knives 
Whet thin and sharp to shed its little blood. 

Argo. I could not say a cruel word to thee. 

Irene. And yet the -words of kindness are more cruel, 
To him whose heart doth harbor crueltv, 
Than bitter words of hate. The helpless babe, 
Lain by the cruel hand of hapless mother 
Upon the stranger's sill, that smiling sleeps, 
As she abandons it, doth reach her Ijosom, 
By its confiding trust, and touch and wring it 
When struggle and acclaim would fail to mo\'e 
Her cruel heart to pity. Dagger points 
Ride on your loving words, and find a lodgment, 
Each dagger in my bosom, although invisible 
And all unknown to you. 

Argo. Then let me know — make me to see them, lady, 
That I may turn their points upon myself 
If I unwittingly have given thee pain. 
The spacious globe cannot aftbrd a pleasure, 
Till I atone for it. Some heavy cloud 
Hath cast its shadow o'er my lady's brow. 
For her fair features wear a somber hue, 
Like nature's in a summer sun's eclipse; 
And gloomy resolution seems to settle 
Upon her lips where smiles were wont to play; 
Her voice is solemn, as in benediction, 
And speaks in similes that breathe of sorrow. 
If thy young life is bowed with any trouble, 
Not known to me, that knowing I may cm-e, 
O, speak and let me know it, that as swift 
As turtle's wing, or message over wire. 
Or woman's prayer to ascend, my willing soul 
May speed to thy relief. 

Irene. I nurse a trouble. 

Which but for sickly troubles not my own. 
Would vanish like a nightmare at the touch 
Of friendly finger on the imprisoned brow : 
B\- nursing one I kept a score at bay. 
That howl like hungry wolves, and threaten points 
That I, for weighty reasons, must defend. 
Duty, when it o'ermastereth desire, 
Leaves quiet conscience in the aching heart. 
And angel wings to fan the saddened brow- 
That sorrows o'er the death of tender hopes. 
'Tis better to endure than to inflict, 
When duty makes endurance laudable. 
I am a novice, yet cast ibr a part 
Almost too heavy for a veteran actor; 
A part as lar from my true nature as 
Great Mars is from the earth. 

Argo. My lady speaks in riddles that confound ; 
I have no clue nor key to her enigmas. 



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Irene. All things are riddles — all the world's a riddle, 
And all the people in it mere enigmas: 
Existence in its various Ibrins and phases, 
From microscopic midge to mastodon — 
From minnows to the monsters of the deep — 
From burrowing moles to eagles in the clouds, 
Through all the range of being — all is riddle: 
Even thought, perception, memory, are enigmas — 
The globe itself and all the whirling planets — 
The mighty sun — the merest drop of water — 
Are mysteries — puzzles that confound the sense 
And mock the understanding. All we know — 
All we can comprehend of" anything. 
Is that we cannot comprehend it, and 
That all is mystery, puzzle, doubt, enigma. 
The powers that shape events do write in riddles, 
And signal us in omens and in dreams. 
And say in circumstance thought accidental 
A sermon every hour. Our minds are woven 
From threads pervading space in all directions. 
And interlaced, like webs of curious spiders. 
With every substance having shape or motion ; 
So any danger or disturbing force 
That moves toward us agitatcvs the mesh, 
And sends us trills of warning, could we read them. 
Do you believe in dreams.^ 

Argo. I hardly know. 

There are a kind of dreams that puzzle me: 

In that condition known as sleep, wherein 

The brain recruits its nourishment for the soul, 

The soul itself seems free to wander off 

To other realms, retaining still by threads 

As frail as gossamer, connection with the brain. 

And spanning the bounds of temporal and eternal. 

The mysti-ries of both unveiled, it reads the future, 

And sees as clearly, haps to come to-morrow. 

As we can see them after thev arrive. 

But there is an entanglement attending 

Conveyance of this knowledge to our senses. 

After the soul returns and we awake. 

It gives us glimmerings — whisperings of its walks; 

Fragmentary pictures of dissolving scenes; 

Of gala days and ravishing delights; 

Of fame, of triumph, glittering wealth achieved, 

Or of reverses, pains, imprisonment; 

Failure, misfortune, loss of home and friends: 

But the recital is befogged and clouded; 

Confused, perplexed — although at times so vivid, 

That we are shaken with presentiment, 

And quake with mortal fear. Either the soul lacks power, 

Or else it is forbidden to impress 

Upon the brain, distinct to wakened memory, 

Retainable and readable, the revelations, 

The secrets and the mysteries unveiled to it 

While it is roving in the spirit realm 

And we lie dead in sleep; hence dreams are shadows, 

Whose substances elude and mock our senses. 

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Tangled and inexplicable webs connecting 
Our mortal with the immortal. There be dreams 
That bode like howling dogs or crowing hens: 
To dream of tire — to dream of skulking naked; — 
Of eggs, of meats, of fish, of silver coins; 
Of sailing ships or coasting on the waters; 
Are bodements of contusion, like the croaking 
Of rookery kites and night crows on the coming 
Of crashing storm and tempest. 

Irene. From misty ages, sayings, signs and omens, 
Come down to us, clad in antiquity ; 

Our great grand dams, and theirs, and theirs, and theirs, 
Put faith in them, and conned them like their beads. 
Do you regard these signs.'' 

Afoo. Well, no; and yes; 

Involuntarily I always turn 

To greet the new moon over my right shoulder; 
Begun in jest it has become a custom. 
So apt are jests at times to end in earnest: — 
Yet I ain joking; still I am imbued 
With apprehensions if it happens that 
The paley planet peeps at me through brush. 
Or greets me over the left, on re-appearing, 
To run her monthly cj'cle round the earth. 
Last night while strolling in the cemetery. 
And holding converse with the eloquent dead, 
I paused beneath an ancient willow tree, 
That drooped in mourning o'er a new-made grave; 
And there by accident I caught a glimpse 
Of gentle Luna's silvery crescent, through 
The somber foliage of this solemn willow. 
On which in her faint Irght the dewdrops glistened 
Like tears on cheeks of matrons clad in mourning. 
And mutely weeping some great mutual sorrow. 
Prav do not smile, but this slight circumstance 
Doth weigh upon rae like an incubus, 
Filling me with forebodings of some trouble 
Of more than common blight. 

Irene. Then you will not be taken by surprise. 

Though shots may come from quarters least suspect 
Of harboring hidden foes. Had I the right 
I would be with you and shield you from danger 
In these mv loving arms. Pride makes us slaves, 
And drives us from the fruits and flowers of summer, 
To starve in deserts and in discontent. 

Argo. Thou art a woman — say what we should do; 
A woman's instinct is worth more than proofs, 
Though sworn in open court. 

Irene. Some would have married 

And sought their fortunes after. 

Aroo. Not so I : 

Though thou art prescious as the sense of sight, 

I will prepare a cage to hold my bird 

Before I trap tiie bird. And more than this : 

There is no person worthy such a being; 

Thou art so delicate in all thy tastes; 

So pure of thought, so winning in thy ways; 

So strangely fascinating are thy smiles; 



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And so bewildering are thy many beavities, 

That tongue cannot describe, that it were sin 

To blast thy bloom with marital debauch. 

'Tis not that I would marry thee, Irene; 

I would not smelt the coarse refuse that forms 

This uncouth, graceless piece of mechanism. 

With the fine essences that enter in 

The precious compound of thy perfect person. 

O, no, I would not join this frame of mine, 

Composed of boils, carbuncles and corruption. 

To the fine, incorruptible qualities, 

That tbrm the person of my sweet Irene. 

I'ln but a inan — thou art an angel pure. 

Bright as the stars, fair as a May -day morn — 

Canst thou be mortal.^- — thou must hail from heaven. 

For every element combined in thee 

Is the quintessence of divinity. 

Hence it were incongruity too gross 

For us to wed. 
Irene. O, Argo, you are mad. 

I fear you deem us but as butterflies, 

And love us mosth^ for our pretty wings, 

That please your eager sight. Know, gentle youth,. 

That our exterior charms hide imperfections. 

Which like the butterfly's ephemeral wings. 

Expire with the brief summer of our youth, 

And leave exposed the loathed worm beneath. 

Whose sight doth sicken till men turn away 

And wonder why they loved. 
Argo. I wonder why 

Men sometiines doubt that woman is perfection : 

I'd rather perish than think her imperfect; 

And if the angels have some shape not hers, 

Heaven will lack charms for me : In her unite 

All beauties found in nature: hath she faults 

They're stamped on her by man. I am not niad, 

Or if I be it is so sweet a madness. 

This darling estiinate I have of woman, 

That I will nurse it to my dying day. 
Irene. This sacred reverence for the weaker sex 

If it were general would ennoble man. 

And stimulate poor woman to deserve 

The homage tendered her, whose elevation 

Is the advance of all : Man's noblest work 

Is to ennoble woman. 
Argo. So I think; 

And as a wanderer in some floral hall. 

Who loves the floral kingdom as a w hole, 

May yet select some special, perfumed flower. 

To concentrate his loving wonder on : 

So I who worship each, all, every woman, 

Do yet select thee from the gorgeous throng, 

For my particular tulip, rosebud, lily. 

To wear within mv bosom: or, like one 

Who, gazing in heaven's star-bejew-eled vault. 

Selects some special twinkler to affix 

His wondering eyes on more particularly, 

While charmed with the bright galaxv in general; 



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So choose I thee, and while admiring all, 
Mj love for thee is speciality ; 
It is m V trade — my occupation — aim — 
I have no other business. 

Irene. But is this, love not tempered with hot blood.'' 

Wilt thou still love me when mj personal charms, 
Like blasted rose-leaves, fall off one by one, 
And wither in the winters of Wiy age? 

Argo. Not with so wild a love. Love in our youth 
Is a delicious madness ; but in age 
It is a reasoning, reverential love; 
And graces of the mind rise up to smooth 
The wrinkles of old age : thus love in age 
Makes up in purity and holiness 
What it may lack in heat. O, I shall love thee 
Away to dateless death; and I will wed thee 
And keep thee but to look at, deeming thee 
A piece of ware too fine for mortal use. 
Or vulgar eyes to look on ; I could stand 
And guard thy untouched innocence through life; 
Such is my love. O, could I lure thee off 
To some lone island in the trackless sea, 
Securely hidden in some southern clime. 
Where eve of man could never spv us out; 
Where summer blooms eternal, and where flowers 
And gaudy birds make glad the orange groves, 
Where ripening fruits and rippling waters tempt , 
The eye and appetite — such wilderness. 
With thee, were wealth enough. 
No, no, I would not wed thee, gentle girl ! 
And doom thee to a life that, stripped of gloss, 
Ideal freedom, feigned supremacy. 
High-sounding title and most flimsy tinsel, 
That hide the chafing fetters underneath, 
Is but captivity and servitude. 
Wherein the wife buys with her toil and care 
The coldest corner on the family hearth. 
Why, the black wench, doomed to the cotton fields, 
Dared to deny the lustiul o\-erseer 
Possession of her body : Your supervisor 
Will not be put oft' thus; he has the law; 
And his perquisites and prerogatives 
You may not safely question. What but pain. 
Wasting disease, wan cheeks and spirits broken. 
Are the attendants on the average wife.^ 
Who midst child-bearing — -rearing — making — mending; 
Administering to her husband's needs or whims. 
Plods onward hourly, daily, monthly, yearly, 
With scarce a moment that makes no demand 
Upon her failing strength; — plods onward thus 
Toward death's dismal vault: in which at last. 
Bowed down and wrinkled — worn to the very bones, 
The poor remains of one erewhile quite lovely, 
Are laid away to rest. No, no, my girl. 
Though youth's hot blood run riot in my veins, 
, And passion's appetites gnaw at my nerves. 

Would I, not even in wedlock, which invites 
And makes respectable the shameful practice. 



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Assuage those hungry heats and appetites, 
By feeding them on otto ol" the roses, — 
Whence spring the chief intirmities that wait 
On gentle woman's Hfe : I nurse a hoHer 
And more exalted love; — a love that falls 
As softly as the welcome rains of April 
Upon the early flowers; — falls thus as genth- 
Upon the object loved; — awakening its sweets. 
And not with rudeness robbing it of odor. 

Irene. Then would you have me as a spirit-bride.' 
Coming as man to one endowed as woman. 
Would you ignore our earthly attributes, 
And with our spirits still materialized. 
But having affinities that find their likes 
As lightning its conductors, set up here 
A heaven of our own .'' 

Ars^o. Such is my hope. 

But we must marry as the custom is; 

For custom hath its laws and usages, 

Whereby two fools are kneaded into one — 

Beaten and brayed in matrimonial mortar, 

Without regard to incompatibles. 

That mix as mincingly as oil and water, 

Or tastes as sundered as the antipodes, — 

Most holy marriage! — oftentimes mis-matching. 

But still 'infolliblc as late in filling 

Our towns, our poorhouses, our prisons. 

With misbegotten simpletons and knaves. 

O, we will marry, but not as many do: 

Not with the appetites that whet their loves; 

The spur that goads the common herd to marriage. 

Will we commingle in connubial life; 

But with a chasteness delicate and pretty 

As cooing courtship of contented doves: 

Our chaste desires, like harp-strings sweetly tuned, 

Whose every tone melts softly into others. 

And these in others, swelling in grand accord, 

And ravishing the ear with heavenly sounds. 

Of soulful symphony: — so shall our loves — 

So shall our tastes, attuned in sweet accord, 

On contact coalesce, like globes of mercury. 

And make of many one. 

Irene. This is too fiowery, Argo; it were like 
The amours of the angels; we are here 
Upon a lower plane, and must plav out 
Life's di-ama after nature. I do fear 
That your sensations and fine sentiments 
Rise yet in youthful blood. I am but woman ; 
And vou are ravished with my woman's charms; 
'Tis not the spirit in mine eves you love. 
But the soft eyes themselves. 

Argo. What are those eyes but windows for thy soul.^ 
And prettv shutters are those lilv lids.' 
Whose severed fringes send the spirit forth 
To set its charms upon the countenance. 
That men who see it playing in the features, 
Fall sick of love and dizzy with desire. 
O, woman's face is a sweet piece of music; — 
'Tis heaven's own viol, daintilv attuned. 



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On which the immortal soul within her plays 
Its ravishing endearments, to bewilder 
And wonder-strike the world. I am enainored 
Less with thy manifold and matchless beauties, 
Than with the soul that lurketh in those beauties. 
And gives me earnest of its attributes, 
By the delectable and dainty colors 
It paints upon thy cheeks. 

Irene. Whate'er you love me for I know you love me, 
And I love you for loving me so well; — 
For reasons, too, as plentiful and pretty 
As summer birds that fill the groves with song, 
Which while it charms defies analysis. 
And love like ours, once rooted in the soul. 
Lives like the ivy, though the tree may die 
Round which it twines its tendrils; storm and frost 
May sere its leaflets, but its lease of life 
Extends beyond the winter of our years 
Into the spring and summer time of heaven: 
Hearts thus united are not lightly severed : 
Detraction, clamor, disappointment — doubt — 
Delay, estrangement, nor divergent paths 
Can shake the trust of the true heart that lo\es : 
The pilgrim's eye, bent on us hoi}' shrine, 
Dwells not more fixedly and firmly there 
Than true love dwells upon its own beloved, — 
In sleeping, waking, resting, or at labor; 
Or sundered as the east is from the west; 
Or wrapped in storm and fog, like ships at sea; 
True love, like the true needle's point, will veer. 
And trembling, turn to its attracting star. 
The haven of its hope. 

Ars!'o. My love is fired with charming inspiration ; 
She doth forestall and rob me of expression ; 
She paints my very thoughts in brilliant colors, 
And sets my sentiments in similes 
That grace them as do golden picture frames ' 

The inellow tints of pictures. 

Irene. Death in its visitations culls the best; 

The gentlest, fairest, truest, earliest fall ; 
And so the gods upon the tenderest loves 
Aftix the earliest blight. Blind disappointments 
Swarm in the heart-cells with the holiest love. 
Like bats in caves where precious ore is hid. 
Unmindful of its presence. 

Ari^o. More enigmas. 

What would my lady have ine understand 
By these abrupt allusions.'' 

Irene. That our love. 

Having demands so greatly in excess 

Of our poor possibilities to answer, 

May meet with crushing crosses, and that we 

Must be prepared to meet them. 

Atii'o. All will go well 

If we wait patiently the happy hour 

When we may prudently unite our fortunes. 

Irene. Then till that happ\, happy hoin- arrives. 

You still will be my something more than tViend, 
No matter what may happen.'' 



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Arffo. Ay, more than friend — some fifteen times thy lover. 

Nor less than husband in all gracious office. 

I will be multiplied by forty thousand, 

And troop about thee like a \eteran army 

About a conquering general. Doubt me not: 

When I prove laggard in my fond attentions, 

Then look for general famine and disaster: 

And when thou find'st me false, look for eclipses, 

For stars to strike and craters to break forth, 

And bellowing thunders underneath the globe; 

And for the moon to draw the ocean up. 

That dry land disappear! O, never doubt me, . 

For I am thine clear through, and filled to the brim, 

With love that eats all other passions in me, 

As acidi nitrici eats up brass, 

And leaves pure gold untouched. 
Irc7ie. Then should mv honor ever be assailed, 

As if the gossips should say: She is proud; 

Or she is fickle; she is false at heart; 

You would defend me, Argo.' 
Argo. I ! — would I ! 

Why, I would fight for thee on fifty streets; 

I would rush naked-handed on a thousand. 

If one in that whole thousand gave a thousandth — 

x\y, one ten-thousandth part of an allusion 

To possible fault or fickleness in thee! 

Let any slander come within my gripe! — 

Him I'll eviscerate — hogs will I feed 

Upon the ofial of that man on sight, 

While he looks on and howls. 
Irene. Then make your name and fortune in a hurrv ; 

And when you bring them with your mind unchanged, 

I will accept them and we then will wed. 
Argo. And not till then. Farewell; the word is said. \^E\it Argo. 
Irene. O, woe is me! O earth, flv fi-om vour orbit, 

And full away some billion miles to the north. 

Out of the range of heat and light and air; 

And be like me, a dead and frozen star. 

Lost in perpetual night; or open wide, 

And make a yawning chasm, deep as hell. 

And topple me down from the frightful brink. 

Clear to the inky bottom, where are brewed 

The sulphur fumes that sufibcate the damned! 

Then close tlie crevice that there be no trace 

Of the huge gap that swallowed me alive. 

And then, O earth, that opes my way to death ; 

Bear not upon thy bosom any mark 

Or footprint made by me; let blind oblivion 

And blank forgetfulness suppress the name 

Of one erewhile so wretched; — forced, as 'twere. 

To play at treason; — and yet tied to the track 

Almost bv my own hands, the thundering train 

Just rounding yonder curve: still there is time; 

And I may yet unloose the cords and live. 

But that were playing treason north by east. 

And I am bound to pla^■ it west by south. 

I am resolved. What kind of person am I.' 

Methinks I must be some rare sort of villain. 



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And not the hapless maiden, whehiied in woe : 

Else why not true to nature and to love? 

Ay, there's the question : — I am true to both, 

And yet am false to each. My loves run counter — 

They clash, and one must die, or I must die. 

And thus end all with benefit to none. 

I must be villain to myself and lover. 

Or else crush out the life that gave me life. 

And with it peace! O, dread alternative! 

My lover is no ordinary being; 

He is an emperor in mien and manner; 

He hath the several graces of the gods. 

And intellectually he is a giant 

Amongst his fellow men. The proudest empress 

Might be too proud of him. And I must lose him! 

And in his place must take a ton of tallow; 

A tierce of lard, a waslitub full of offal; 

With pipes, tobacco, whisky ! — all topped off 

With some two million dollars! Still I ask 

What sort of girl am 1 .' I have suspicion 

That I was cut out for a cautious rogue. 

And not much spoilt in making. Mean I well.'' 

This is a question for my heart to answer, 

And half of it says, no! My lover's thoughts 

Go forth for virtues as the honey bees 

Go forth for early flowers ; while mine, I fear, 

Take more delight in fishing down in hell 

For treason, falsehood and black -faced deceit. [Exit. 

Scene II. — A room. Enter Mother. 
Mother. Close me these doors. Let me commune alone. 
Soul must not know the secrets of this heart: 
If they were hissed in any ears but Satan's 
Those ears would burst like goblets suddenly heated. 
The cautious have no confidants; none know 
The secret workings of the prudent mind. 
They say that women cannot keep a secret. 
And that foul murder cannot be concealed; 
But secrets that concern the woman keeper 
Are locked as safely in her bosom as 
The secrets of the earth aie locked down in 
The center of the globe; and many a murder 
Lies hid and will until the crack of doom. 
Speak I of murder.'' — a church-going saint — 
Noted for piety — with heart as tender 
As those of nursing lambs, or turtle-doves — 
Much given to prayer — to visiting the sick — 
To giving alms! Ay, ay! but I can murder! 
I can imbrue Tc\y hands in blood as coolly 
As any pirate! Ay, I know it, ieel it. 
And my religious life affords a cloak. 
Concealed in which I may securely strike, 
Nor draw suspicion after If I fail 
It is but ignominy and death, less dreadful 
Than living poverty. But I'll not fail ; 
And so I strike; so clutch the glittering prize. 
I have read deep in poisons ; three small grains, 
Inodorous, tasteless, potent little grains, 



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Placed in his posset when far gone in drink, 

Will entertain his stomach with such pangs, 

As shall divert the lechery from his liver. 

O, he shall have my child, but never, never, 

Shall he lie down with her; the man she loves 

Shall have her as she is, if the hot fool 

Does not go crazy and destroy himself; 

And he will not, for I observe that ranters 

Rarely go to extremes except in ranting. 

There is more danger in that rash, mad girl, 

But I will watch her. Little dreams she now 

That I am planning to risk soul and body 

To give her to her lover, while I seem 

To tbrce her to the arms of one she loathes. 

The sweets of my first love are well remembered, 

And I can feel for the poor child's distress; 

He wants my child who could have had me, when 

I was as pretty as my blooming daughter; 

He knew it and he cut me openly ; 

So 1 can put a spider in his tea 

Without a qualm of conscience — thrift and vengeance! 

And she is no true mother who would higgle 

At drinking blood to make her daughter rich. 

And happy for all time. My God, how different 

Do I appear to that I truly am ! 

How poorly can we judge the human heart. 

From outward show or mo\ement ot the tongue! 

O, help me, help me, devils, and I'll send you 

The fattest sinner in this hemisphere: 

Then for a glorious life. And then! — and then 

For the hereafter after life is over! 

Ay, there's the dread: to plunge headlong — soaked through, 

Dyed, steamed and boiled in blood to the very liver, — 

To plunge thus inked, begrimed, incarnadined, 

Headlong into the blind unknown hereafter. 

With this tour hundred weight of bloated carcass 

Hung like a ton of lead about my neck — 

To plunge thus down to hell — to the very bottom! 

But cannot prayer, repentance, charity. 

Remove this weight and bleach my soul like snow.' 

And make it light as down, so it shoot up. 

Like steam from the strained engine's throat, to heaven? 

I'll risk it, even were hell to yawn next week! 

I'll risk my soul's salvation foV revenge, 

That empties riches in my daughter's lap, 

Gives her her lover, and restores to me 

The leadership of the proud city dames 

That flout me in my fall from affluence! 

Down fear ! and up ambition ! 

Scene III. — A drazving-rootn. Enter Irene from one side, and Sam 

from the other. 
Sam. O, vou is heah, is ye! Dat ole fellah dat owns de bank stock 
and de bi<^' stomach is down dab at de doah below in de biggest hurrv; 
vou eber "seed anybody in, and I tries my best to strain hmi, case I 
'knows you wants time to take a good cry arter de crazy young tellah 
lef But he says he must see de lubly Miss Irene 'mejitly. Blebe my 
soul dat ole coon is in lub, too. 



60 DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 

Irene. Sam, go and tell hini I am not in. 

Sam. Bnt you is; doesn't I see ye.-' 

Irene. Say to him that I am not dressed to receive company. Tell 
him I am ill — I am in bed — I am dead — anything. Tell him to come 
to-morrow. 

Sam. Look a heah, Miss; I professes to be a gemman of honah, if I is 
culled. De rules ob good 'siety forbids a gemman to pack a diswonable 
proposition. Wid all due 'spect . loh you as a lady, and my ekal, I 
declines to convey any communication 'cept it be de trulf. 'Scuse me. 

Enter Magoon, overturning Sam, -vho retires in friglit. 

Major. Pardon my abruptness, Miss Irene. Lord bless you, I couldn't 
endure another moment's suspense. Why, upon my soul, you've grown 
into a downright beauty. I shall be the happiest man on this globe. I 
shall be envied by the male population of the entire universe, for I will 
travel the w'orld over to exhibit you and pioclaim my felicity. 

Irene. Have you been well. Major.? 

Major. Never better; I have starved more doctors than an}' inan of 
iny age. Have no faith in them; hence I'm alive and well. Have seen 
your mother and settled matters. Have made a will; matriniony is risky; 
all liable to die. You heir my property, with the exception in favor of 
your mother, if I die while we are amicably together as husband and 
wife. Here are the papers for safe keeping. This match saves some of 
the grandest scoundrels from merited vengeance. Was going to will my 
entire wealth to endow a society for the detection and punishment of the 
villainous adulterers of liquors, by which so many of us jolly young fel- 
lows are cut off in our priine. And now, when shall the wedding take 
place.'* I have lived fifty-nine years without a wife. That's long enough. 

Irene. Fix the day 3'ourself, Major. I am taking no part in this 
transaction. I am passix'e. I am in the hands of Fate. I am as a 
blasted leaf in spring-time, blown about by whirlwinds. Nothing shall I 
promote; nothing resist. I shall float with the tide. Love you I do not. 
Major; respect you I must, for you are good and kind. But I Avill be 
dutiful and obedient. 

Major. O, you will fall in love Avith me, pet. Time enough for that. 
Be cheerful. Don't go to grieving. Can't bear to see you cry. Cheer 
up, pet, and name the day, and let vis be gay. (How this love does run 
a man's ideas into poetry.) 

Irene. I will try to be cheerful; and as to the wedding, to-day, to-mor- 
row, any day, will do. 

Major. Bless you, my sweet jewel ! It shall be to-morrow, with a 
grand banquet at night. 

Irene. I shall be in readiness. Here comes my mother. I will retire. 
Perhaps she would like private conference Avith you. \^E\it Irene. 

Enter Mother. 

Mother. Well, Major, how do you And my daughter disposed toward 
A'ou.'' She has been reading poetr}' and cultivating romantic ideas of late, 
and I feared the effect upon her mind. 

Major. She's all right, Madam. Whole affair arranged. Marry to- 
morrow. Doesn't love me, but a young girl's love is light as her smiles. 
Give a young girl plenty of dress and finery, and she Avill be happy. 
A fig for loA'e ; it can be cultivated at leisure. I can plant it and raise 
it like a cabbage. 

Mother. The disparity in your ages. Major, is great, and the world is 
accustomed to frown upon marriages of this kind, though I think them 
eminently proper. 

Major. So do I. The world, as it is called, isn't always right. 



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Wouldn't it be absurd to jom two snowballs in the hope of generating 
heat? Let the icicles of age be thawed in the furnace of youth. What 
is the use of adding fire to fire? Youth is too hot; age too cold; fuse 
them and vou ha\ e a healthful thermometer. Let heat be diffused that 
coldness may be overcome, and life and pleasure be prolonged. What 
would two as cold lumps as vou and I do together, but freeze? 

Mother. Thank you, sir. I am no cold lump. I am as warm as any 
woman. 

Major. O, I think you will make an admirable mother-in-law. Good 
morning. Push the preparations. \Exit. 

Mother. The unwieldy- old monster! to call me a cold lump. I'll 
make it hot enough for him! Why, I was offered marriage a week ago 
by a handsome young man of twenty-four, with a comfortable income. 
Cold lump, indeed! So soon as it is known that I have a competency 
in my own right, I will not be regarded as cold and old. I will get a 
husband that can call him grandfather. Cold lump! \Exit. 



ACT n. 



Scene I. — A bedroom. Magoon in bed groaning. Present: Irene, 
Mother, t-MO old women nurses, Sam and Friends. 

Enter Dr. Spanker, 
(Jl'ith surgical instriimrnts and appliances, T.vhich he hastily spreads on a table.) 

Dr. Spanker. Wliat's the matter? Who's sick? Male or female? 
Obstetrics? Hernia? 

Irene. O, doctor, what do you want with all those horrid instriuiients? 
It is medicine the Major requires. 

Doctor. Alwa\s go prepared for emergency. Madam. Glad it is no 
worse. Expected an operation for hernia, or an amputation at the least. 

Mother. O, doctor, be quick ; the Major has had a fit. 

Major. Devil a fit. It is the cramp colic. I had it in London. 
They injected me with a side break engine. O dear! O dear! 

Doctor. {To himself.) Depressed pulse; cold skin; abused stomach ; too 
much pudding; too much beer. 

Mother. (Aside.) That's what I thought. 

Doctor. Did he eat a heavj' supper? 

Mother. I should say he did! Why he has vomited four gallons. 

Irene. O, no, mother. 

Major. Yes, I have; I'm as emptv as the air. 

Doctor. (Writes and hands prescription to Serx'ant.) Go immediately 
to the apothecary's with this. 

Sam. (Spelling out the paper, a little way of.) R-e-c-i-p-e. Dat stands 
foh recete. What dis? H-y-d-r-a-r-g. ; yes, hydrarg., dat's calomel. 
C-h-1-o-r-i-d. M-i-t. ; Chlorid. Mit., grains sixty ; dat's calomel, too. 
O-1-e-u-m, Oleum; dat's oil. T-i-g-1-i-i, tiglii; Avhat de debil can dat be? 
M-i-n-i-m-s, minims five; dat's five draps. Foah God! dat's crotum oil; 
dead shuah to kill. Wid de 'dition oh one pint ob terpentine, dis is de 
'xact 'scription I used to gib massa's boss foh de botts. 

Irene. Why, Sam! you here vet? Whv don't you hurry? 

Doctor. Wliat has emancipation brought us to! Such unpardonable 
indolence ! 

Sam. It has brought you to de knowledge dat de culled man is com- 
petent to rassel wid de great problems ob life. Indolence, to be shuah! 
Larnin' in de culled man is indolence! Oho, can't cober up youh calo- 
mel in latting from de culled man now! [Exit. 



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Doctor. Apply a blister to the nape of the neck and twenty leeches to 
the pit of the stomach. Close the room and give him rest. I will see 
him in the morning. \Exit. 

Scene II. — The same. Present: Irene, Mother, old ladies and Sam. 

Irene. Do 30U feel easier. Major.' 

Major. De\il a bit. I'm worse; ten times worse. My neck is on fire, 
and my stomach ! Mercy on me ! Give me some hot punch. ,0 dear ! 
Hasn't Spanker come.' Toddy, toddy! 

Mother. No, my dear Major. The poor man is almost without hope. 

Ala/or. He is, eh.' Send for another doctor; I want no hopeless doc- 
tors about me. Toddy, toddj' ! 

Mother. Pray, Major, shall I call my family physician.' 

Major. Call anybody ; a horse farrier can't do worse than Spanker. 
Give me the toddy! 

Mother. {To Sam.) Go for Dr. Smick. [Gives the toddy.'] 

Sam. I hab a poah 'pinion ob dis Smick. His pills isn't bigger dan 
heads ob pins. Dey will neber mobe dat worrum from de Majah, fob it 
be a zagerated ca^e ob tapeworrum, shuah as Ize culled. 

Irene. Never mind, Sam, what it is. Go and bring Dr. Smick. 

[Exit Sam. 

Major. Bring me some more todd^•. My bowels are tied in hard 
knots. Toddy! toddy! 

First Old Lady. Have a little of this pepper tea. Major. 

Second Old Lady. IVIajor, I have some water and flour teemed to- 
gether. It never fails to break the colic. -If you could only drink a 
quart of it. 

Major. Give them to me. Give me the toddv, the toddv, the toddv, 
the toddy! [Drinks.] 

Enter Dr. Smick. 

Major. O, doctor, I am about seven-tenths dead. 

Doctor. I see. You have had Spanker with his heroic treatment. 
Well, if people will be killed with blisters and calomel it is their own 
business. [Examines Magoon.] Nervous exhaustion ; a clear case. [Pre- 
pares some fo-vders at a side table!] Give him one of these powders every 
five minutes, in ten drops of beef tea. Nothing else; positively nothing 
else must go down his throat. [Exit. 

Irene. Here, Major, take one of the powders. 

Major. You have spilled it. There's nothing in the spoon. 

Irene. It is the dose the doctor ordered. You are to take one every 
five ininutes. 

Major. I am, eh! Well, now mix all at once, and I will take all 
in one minute, and swallow the quack if he comes back here. There, 
now! O, ni}' stomach! Give me a little sup of toddy. 

Mother. (Aside.) He's worse. His mind Avanders. 

Eirst Old. Lady. Ladies, I would call the colored doctor. Dr. Abram 
Turner. I heard of his bringing a worm forty yards long from a man 
who was suffering just like the Major is. He always doctors for worms. 

Mother. Do you mean the colored blacksmith.' 

Eirst Old Lndy. Well, he was a blacksmith, and then a horse doctor, 
but he is now doing a regular practice. It is time we lay aside our pre- 
judice against color. Relief is what the Major wants. 

Major. O, yes, that's what I want. Send for him. He shod my 
horses a year ago. Toddy, toddy! 

Irene. Go for Dr. Abram Turner forthwith. 

Sam. Now I begins to see lite. De Majah luib a slim chance ob 
recobery yet. Culled pussens to de front! 



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Major. O Lord! give me a little more of that toddy. I am about 
gone ; toddy ! toddy ! beer ! 

Enter Dr. Turner. 

Turner. Majah, is you ill, sah ! Let me 'zainmin dis stomach onct. 
\Examines.^^ Worrum dar. Worrum hab gone insane, or he hab fits. 
Can feel him rippin de broad ligaments. He is coiled about de lopian 
tubes ob de ascendin cavy, cuttin off de blood from de front sinus ob de 
quadratus lumborum; and at de same time his head is stickm fast in de 
choly ductus docus foh shuah, closin dat 'portant tuberosity and deprivin 
de left ventable ob de heart ob its natral supply ob bile. Dis monster is 
what we doctahs calls cxhurus ascaris, alludin to Judas Iscarret, de fust 
to hab him; and dat's why Judas betrayed he massa. He be known to 
hab h^'drofoby and fits. You hab only one ob him at a time. I will 
pass him or pacify him. Make dese roots into a quart ob tea and gib it 
to de Majah berry hot and fast. [ZJ.v/V. 

Major. [Picking at the air.) I see gnats — brush them away ; a little 
more toddy; toddy; toddy! 

Mother. {Fanni)ijr him.) He is failing, poor man. 

Major. Where is my Irene.^ Where is my bride.'' 

Irene. Here I am, my dear Major. What can I do for you.'' 

Major. Nothing, nothing ; give me some toddy ; the doctors don't 
understand my case. They have murdered me. 

Enter Tubes. 

Tnbbs. What! may the devil take me, is the Major sick.'' Why, 
Major, how do you do.'' 

Major. O, Tubbs, is it you.-* 

Ttihbs. May the devil boil me for an owl il it ain't. 

Major. Yes, Tubbs, I'm sick, sick, sick ! Let me have some toddy. 

Tubbs. Have you been a takin' o' this doctor stufi? If you have, 
don't you take another bit; may I be damned, but it'll kill you. 

Irene. We have tried all the doctors, and he is getting weaker. Poor, 
poor inan. 

Tubbs. Calomy doctors.' 

Irene. Yes, he has had calomel and jalap, and croton oil, and a bushel 
of other stuff. 

Tubbs. May I be damned, but the calomy'll kill him. As for me 
and mine, we never take doctor stuff"; but if I must ha\e a doctor give 
me a steam doctor or give me no doctor at all. Now, do you send and 
get the old man Slabbs; he's an old steam doctor and a man that knows 
a heap. He'll gather a yarb that grows fernenst his barn ; he'll bile it 
down and make it into a tea, and give it to you ; and if the pain's not 
in the bones, but under and fernenst the ribs, it'll cure you in an hour; 
but if the pain's in the bones, it's the calomy, and may I be damned, 
but it'll kill you. 

Major. Well, send for old man Slabbs; I know him well; he is 
mainly in the hoop-pole business. Give me some toddy. \Ircne gives it 
to him^ 

Tubbs. So he is, Major, but he's a mighty knowin' man. These cal- 
omy doctors! I hate to swear afore ladies, but may I be damned, if they 
oughtn't to be in the penitentiary. I'll fetch Slabbs myself, but it's no 
use. Calomy once in the bones is thar. \Exit. 

Scene III. — A street. Enter Sam. 

Sam. De berry debble is to pay. Heah is a chance foh doctah Abram 

Turner to 'stinguish hisself, and dey keeps heavin in de medicines dat 

works agin de doctah's tea, and makes de worrum madder and madder 

widout killin' ob him. De fool Tubbs hab gone foh de erb doctah, and 



64 DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 

I is commanded to watch de street foh doctah Slash, whom it is de 
inwarible rule to call v/hen it is dun shuah dat de patient will die any- 
how. 

Enter Dr. Slash. 

Sam. Ah, doctah! vou is wanted at de bedside ob Major Maijoon. 
He married last night and he will die to-daj; darfbh dey wants, jou. 

Slash. What ails your inaster.'' 

Sam. Massa! I has no massa, sah! I is a gemman, sah, if I is cul- 
led. I mobes in good 'sciety. 

Slash. You do, eh.? Well, now let me see you move. 

\Exit., kicking' him out. 

Scene IV. — The bedroom. Enter Tubb.s and Slabbs. 

Tubbs. Here's a inan, Mr. Slabbs, that's been a takin' o' calomy and 
other doctor stuff", and may I be damned, but it's a killin' of him. Blow 
me, but I'd give him lobely and get it all outen him as quick as the 
devil 'ud let me. 

Slabbs. That's the first thing to be done. Here, Major, down with 
this, or you are a dead man. \JVIajor s-wallotvs it and immediately begins 
straining to vomit.'\ 

Tubbs. Gentlemen, he's bad. Lobely's not a goin' to cure that man. 
I'd recommend you to send for Dr. Slash. He's an old calomy doctor 
that makes a sure shot — invariably kills, because he's never sent for till 
the patient has the death rattle. If he could get a sight at a man only 
half dead he'd save him. Why, here he comes. 

Elder Dr. Sla.sh. 

Slash. Why, what is the matter.'' Major, rouse up here. What's the 
matter.'' How do you do.'' How do you leel.'' 

Tubbs. May I be damned, but he feels like a man that's been a takin' 
o' calomy till he's about dead. [Slash gix'es him a look and gets one ivith 
interest back?^ 

Slash. Have you had the doctors here.' 

Irene. O, yes, doctor, all of them, and he seems to get no ease. 

Slash. There is need of promptness. \I\'Iixes and gives him a dose^^ 
Now give him plenty of hot whisky. 

Tubbs. May I be damned, but it's more calomy. [Aside to SLAuiis.] 
That man is dead. Salt won't save him. 

Major. {Faintly.) Yes, give me the whisky. That's my medicine. 
Toddy, toddy, hot toddy! I'm freezing. 

Tubbs. You're right. Major. Whisky is a good medicine. If it won't 
save you, nothing will. [^Magoon gasps; Irene takes his hand.] May 
I be damned, but the Major's dead. The calomy's killed him. 

Scene V. — A country place. Argo, 'cvalkmg moodily, meets a laboring- 
farmer. 
Farmer. Good morning, sir. Taking your usual ramble over the 
fields, I see, sir. 

Argo. Yes, my good friend. I hope I do not intrude or trespass to 
the detriment of the owners. 

Farmer. O Lord, no, sir. Our people are much interested in you. 
You are the subject of much wonder and gossip, sir. The country girls 
are agog to learn your history ; they have observed 30U, and think some 
great sorrow must weigh upon you. 

Argo. Poor girls! true to their nature, whether in halls 
Of polished marble, or in cottage lowly ; 
Curiosity and love ibr the mysterious 
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Do prettih- become the pretty creatures, 

As butterflies the smiling tace of nature, 

When clad in vernal bloom. 

Live you here, hard by, my good man.'' 
Farjuer. Yes, sir, this is my farm ; yonder is my house. I have 
worked hard here for twenty-five years, sir. 

Argo. Then you are pretty well-to-do, and don't have to work now. 
Farmer. Well, not so very well-to-do, either, stranger. My family 
has been to raise, and now that the bojs are pretty well grown, "they give 
me trouble ; and the girb: must be dressed in the fashion ; and the old 
woman is in poor health, doing for so large a family ; and the fact is, sir, 
I had to mortgage my farm to keep up with the demands of the times, 
and for some time I've had to work harder than ever to save it from 
forfeit ; and I shall have to keep it up for a few years yet. But I am 
beginning to tind that work goes harder with me than it used to, and 
sometimes I am almost discouraged. Still I keep plodding on, in hopes 
of better times for me in the future. 
Argo. What age are you, my friend.' 

Farmer. I am just turned of fifty ; but I think, sir, that I am good 
for several years yet. My father lived to eighty. 
Argo. And you want to live on, sir. 

Farmer. Well, yes; old folks want to live as well as young people, I 
suppose, sir. 

Argo. But why, my friend, would the old man live on.' 

What is there in existence in this sphere 

That man should struggle to prolong his stay.' 

Plis early years, when he looks back on them. 

Seem as a war in which he took a part. 

Being on the weaker side; and fighting bravely. 

Was subject to defeat and disappointment. 

And save the few bright hours of infancy, 

When life was opening like a new blown rose, 

He scarce can name a year he would recall. 

And for the few poor comforts it afforded. 

Fight its rough battles over. His prime and strength 

Are spent in fighting for a little footing. 

Amongst his fellows; but accumulation 

Of years and troubles compass him about, 

And come upon him ere his work is finished: 

He falls and is forgotten; like the horse 

That tugs in heavy harness many seasons, 

Till worn and weak, the winter of his life 

Finds him upon the common naked, where 

He lays his weary bones. O heavy life ! 

Where fifty years bring nothing but regrets, 

And find you even too naked to eke out 

Life's little remnant, but with daily eftbrt: 

Your ofispring rovmd you, each a separate care; 

Perhaps a separate sorrow. O poor man! 

What fascinates you at this stage of life 

To grovel for extension of yoiu- lease .' 

Your past is strown with broken loves and hopes. 

And wrecks of castles builded in the air; 

With memories of mistakes and many errors. 

Now past correction; and jiour present! — 

What is in it but a iresh troop of wants. 

That cry from every faculty and organ 

For remedy or rest, and gather strength 
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66 DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 

As you grow feebler with increase of years? 
Cut off from pleasures that diverted youth, 
Yet racked with pangs that youth was stranger to: 
Made petulant with petty plagues and piques, 
As stiffened joints, loose teeth and failing sight, 
With nameless other small annoyances: 
Aged and infirm, unhoused and unprovided; 
Or have you goods, perhaps inheritors 
Become impatient for a distribution. 
That waits on your departure. Thus at Mty : 
And what is there in the few years remaining. 
But aggravation of developed evils. 
Which still develop others.'' Then, poor man. 
Here lay your armor oft": your life has failed : 
You weary others by a longer stay. 
And you have nothing worth the staying for. 
Seek you some sweet brain-soothing anodyne. 
Which taken in excess promotes that sleep 
From which you wake into eternal life. 
Or sink into oblivious rayless night, 
And find surcease of pain. 
Farmer. O, I see now. You are one of them theater fellows ; you're 
a player. 

Argo. I am, my friend, a player like yourself; 
I play a heavy part that wearies me. 
And profits not the stage. 
Farmer. Well, sir, you spoke a great deal of truth in that little piece. 
I've often had just such thoughts as you express in your stage style, 
which I love, but haven't the learning to appreciate fully, I fear. I hope you 
will call at my house when you have leisure. My folks would be glad 
to make your acquaintance, sir. 

Argo. Thank you, my honest friend ; I will make it convenient to 
call upon you. Farewell. \Exit Argo. 

Farmer. He's a right-down smart young fellow. Crazy, I do believe; 
but he has a power of hard horse sense about him. Well, I shall not 
seek his brain-soother yet awhile ; but the truth is, I have little to live 
for. I have worked hard and lived pretty hard all my life, and I see 
nothing but hard work and hardship ahead. My old age is not provided 
for, nor won't be. There is no rest. But I'll go and tell the old woman 
and the girls what I've discovered. I wish I could remember that fel- 
low's blank verse — I believe that is what they call it. \^Ex{t. 



ACT III. 



Scene I. — A Gloomy Wood. Enter Argo -Mith a revolver., a dagger and 

a vial of foiso7i. 

Argo. It sometimes happens that a man must die 
To prove himself a man ; and evils come 
In shapes that cannot be endured ; and death 
Is sought by way of refuge, or to wring 
Some heart where ours is shrined. To yield the flesh 
To putrefactive forces and to worms. 
And leave the curious bones, the pretty joints 
To wear and waste to native salts and earth; 
Or else mayhap to be strung up on wires 
In some quack's shop to frighten timid maids, 



DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. G7 

And draw from fools much idiotic question; 

Or to be hid in the quack's private ceil, 

Where he receives his mistress on the slj, 

And there stand grinning in my naked bones 

In point-blank presence of illicit loves, 

Dead as a post to passion; or to creep 

Away on through the years into old age, 

Without the charm which might have made the journev 

Endurable at least; and ever conscious 
Of the nine times detestable outrage 

Played off upon me ; and to know that he 

O hell! let me forget it! — he enjoys 

My wife! for she is mine! earth's laws and heaven's 

Have nothmg that to love's hot oaths can add 

A tithe more marrying power. — Divorced and cuckold! — 

Hornd, lork d, spik'd, spit on! — suicide must pur^-e • 

This foul disgrace away. And vet to die, "^ 

To die, to lea\'e the green earth and to v'ield 

One's whole prerogatives to other men ! — 

There's where the pinch comes in ! — To leave one's books 

Ones horses, dogs,— one's houses, lands and monies; — 

All those conveniences one has contrived 

And those arrangements one has just completed 

To minister to ease, is hard ; and harder 

Is't not to know who'll be elected Tuesday; 

What wars may rage in the next twenty years; 

What little men loom up; wh:,t great men fall;' 

What women be seduced, what wives divorced;' 

Who'll win the horse race that comes oft" next week; 

And there's no telegraph nor dailv press 

In the unknown abyss; and whether the dead 

Have means whereby they can come at the news, 

I fear is doubtful in the last extreme. 

O, the extremity is dire indeed 

That makes the young seek death; oblivious death; 

Annihilation: man prefers to wear 

His faculties clear out, and crawl t' his grave 

Inch at a time, snail-like, until he chokes 

From failure of the emunctories to bear off" 

The incidental poisonous compounds 

That in life's chemical workshops accrue. 

In the processes and occult assays, 

Whose grand achievement is the crimson tide, 

Which is the food of life. We fight for breath, 

Till the worn lungs no longer generate 

Electric heat to vitalize the blood. 

Which now, coagulate and cold, clogs up 

The avenues of life; and then our elements 

Seek out their kindred elements; and each 

Finds its affinity, and all disperse — 

But not to perish ; all Avill re-appear 

In difl^erent combinations — in the air. 

The earth, the ocean, other animals. 

In fruits, in flowers, in leaves, oft'ensive gases; 

Or in the damask cheek of beauty. But 

Atoms to dissolution given, never 

Can be combined more! But why stand here. 

Philosophizing on the brink of death! 



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I came for slaughter and to reap revenge, 

And not for argument. Am I insane.'' 

Some people hold that only the insane 

Resort to bloody violence on themselves. 

Am I insane, who reason me and plead 

Like an attorney, after the verdict's in ! 

More fool than madman, and more ass than either, 

To amplify and argue at this hour: 

Yet there is something in the gulph beyond, — 

The uncertain sea that hath no bound nor bottom — 

And from whose surge no diver yet hath risen, — 

That makes us dread the plunge. The crazy man 

Retains no sense of this, and makes the leap. 

Not thinking of the landing; he is brave 

From want of sense; while one not lacking reason. 

Will pause perforce of that same reason, and 

Become a coward. That is my condition : 

I am afraid to die; — and yet must die: 

I would not live to be laughed at to-morrow 

For th' wealth of all the Indies: only death 

Remains to hiin who hath been cut and jilted 

By a false-hearted beauty — one to whom 

He hath revealed the weak side of his nature. 

And made his confidant! The furies burn her! 

The accursed fiends could not invent a trick 

One half so sure to cut a proud man off! 

Hack-drivers, loafers, waiters, chambermaids, — 

The very bootblacks knew Irene was mine: 

The peanut venders, apple- women — all 

Knew us affianced up to the very hour 

When she skipped nimbly to the old banker's bed ! 

I'm laughed at by the raggedest boy 'n the street! 

I'd die for this if hell had nothing hotter! 

Now come grim murder with your goriest hand! — 

One sweep of this keen dagger cuts my throat. 

And ends the matter quickly ; still I am 

Opposed to all barbarity in killing. 

I never stoned a bird nor drown'd a kitten, 

I who want my own blood have shed no blood ! 

But I am shaken with my bloody purpose. 

And with my trembling hand may botch the job, 

And being discovered wallowing in mj' gore. 

Be set upon by surgeons and be saved 

To my intense disgust. I cannot stab; 

Fire-arms are best — a bullet through the brain 

Doth pass like lightning and is scarcely felt; 

And there's small chance of failure — 'tis less brutal 

To spring a trigger than to cut a gash ; 

Still it may snap or my unsteady aim 

Cause worser havoc than a half cut throat. 

Perhaps 'twere better to engulph this poison — 

'Twill kill without a pang; you sleep to death. 

And never know the moment you depart. 

Yet I'm no judge of drugs and may have looked 

So like a kill-sheep dog when ordering this. 

That the pert pill-box nosing out my purpose. 

Being wise as new-fledged quacks perforce must be. 

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Instead of the lite-suftbcating chloral 

To give me riddance; and even now perhaps, 

lie dogs me here to witness the result; 

Thinking to laugh while I do heave and vomit, 

Or else to lull my wronged, indignant spirit 

In a composing s'leep — thus cheating me 

Into some hours of life, and thwarting me 

In my most fixed and settled purpose— thus 

By a foul swindle, making me appear 

Thrice more ridiculous than I am already! 

I will not touch it. But what shall I do.? 

I will not live, yet scarcely dare to die; 

I'll plunge this dagger to the spinal marrow 

And end the parley straight! But not too tast; 

I may not make a" decent looking corpse. 

And when the coroner's rag'muffin jury 

Come to inspect me, they may scoff or jeer. 

Or pass some jest that should not go unpunished, 

And show the body of a bashful man 

Stark naked to a mob of gaping fools, 

Of after incidents the most abhorrent 

To all the senses. Is there no escape.'' 

But for the coroner's jury I could do it. 

Let me consider coolly — must I die.? 

Die for a woman.' Are there not concealed, 

In earth or hell some direr helps to vengeance.? 

By living grimly on through all my years, 

And hating all the women all the time — 

Doing to them every unkind, ugly thing — 

Writing against them — preaching against them - 

Backbiting them — making faces at them — 

Pinching their babies — making their husbands jealous 

Slandering them, (if it were possible) — 

Seducing them, (if it would plague them anv) 

By these means might I not spite them a little. 

And feed my vengeance some.? 

I'll try it for a time, though I may reap 

Less vengeance than vexation. 

I trust no eye hath seen me: I'm ashamed 

Of my irresolution — it is fear, 

Or I would else be fly-blown and the buzzards 

Be here at conference. O Irene, Irene! 

To what extremity I've come for thee! 

Where is the precious estimate of woman 

I had but yestermorn ! At dead of night 

While my muse ranged the universe for flowers, 

And rainbow tints and rubies to adorn 

The coronet 'twas weaving for thy brow: 

Even then thou wert locked in conjugal clutch 

With a worn lecher! and myself, greenhorn — 

I, duped idiot, was contorting rhymes 

To sound thy virtues! P^ie! But I am cured 

To the thoracic duct. 

A careful estimate of woman's faults. 

Would shock the devil; we see not her fiiults, 

We're blind to everything except the toy 

She keeps to tantalize us; but for that 

She'd get her dues from bards and other writers 



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Whose flattery is measured by tlieir lusts. 

I see her as she is, and, being impartial, 

Say slie is treacherous, vain, deceitful, giv'n to lying; 

To eating clay and gum; slate pencils, chalk; 

She has hysteria by the year — the yellow jaundice, 

Dyspepsia and chlorosis; polypus; 

With lead marks under the eyes — these half the time; 

False teeth, a tapeworm, corns — infallibly these. 

She most delights in dress, balls, fooling men. 

And being fooled ; for there is bawdry in 

Her bones, her blood, in each particular drop. 

These are a few of her most marked defects. 

But there is not a trouble known to mortals 

But she's at bottom of it. I do hate her, 

And am well rid of her. 

Scene II. — A room. Irene in mourmng. 

Irene. Occasions make the actors they require. 

And great emergencies sometimes bring forth 
Immense resource, and develop strength 
In individiiate-tJTin nations whence 
A We'lcfo'ked tor weakness only: will is power: 
— "^ly purposes are great and I am strong. 
They take me for a vain and idle woman, 
A slave to fashion and to avarice; 
And think that as I have come into fortune, 
I will come out a flaunting butterfly ; 
But I will fill their ears with other stories; 
I'll show them that a woman's head is full 
Of plots and strategies, and that her heart when swoll'n 
With love or hate can dare death, hell, the furies! 
I'll have him back — I will lose all or have him. 
I did obey my mother as in duty. 
For who can tell what mothers bear for children! 
What pains, what cares, Avhat sleepless nights and days, 
Must the poor mother bear to rear her baby! 
Which, when grown up, too often makes return 
In disobedience and ingratitude. 
I sold myself and broke my vows to buy 
Some little comforts for my failing mother; 
As she when I was little would have sold 
Her dearest treasures to procure me food. 
And now as heaven hath taken away my husband, 
And left me that which he could not take with him ; 
And as my mother is provided for. 
And I have leisure for some further business, 
I will put on the stage another play. 
And win fresh laurels or throw all away. 

Enter Lazvyer., ivith legal papers. 

Laivyer. Good morning, good lady. You are looking well. Weeds 
become you mightily. 

Irene. Have you' drawn the papers as I directed.' 

La-vver. Thev are ready for your signature. [Irene reads and signs 
the papers^ I hope the young man will prove worthy of your confi- 
dence. 

Irene. Please, sir, keep the matter strictly private until I remove the 
confidence. There is some money in bank to your credit. By cxamin- 



DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 71 

ing enclosed papers you ■will see what disposition to make of a part of 
it. Please carry out the written instructions, and keep all quiet. 

Lawyer. I will take pleasure in executing jour commands, Madam. 
Farewell. \^Exit I^axvycr. 

Irene. Farewell, sir. 

How many sickly douhts and iears assail us, 

If we make pause to listen to their tongues, 

While we are lugging lame irresolution 

To the front door of action; after all 

How easj' is performance when the mind 

Is well resolved and settled in its purpose! 

Now for another chapter. 

SCEXE III. — A studio. Enter Publisher and Critic. 

Publisher. We have lost on that volume of the crazy fellow Argo, 
have we not.' 

Critic. It may turn out so. The fellow has genius, hut he is impru- 
dent. He makes reckless assaults upon the vices, beliefs and prejudices 
of men and women ; and people won't pay money to be told of their 
follies and absurdities. 

Publisher. Have you examined his last production.' 

Critic. I have looked it through. It has merit. If the fellow had a 
name to give it a start it might have a good run. 

Publisher. Perhaps ; but we can't afford to lift unknown authors into 
prominence at our cost. We jiiust deal with those who are already fa- 
mous. I have written declining his book. 

Enter La-vycr. 

Ay, sir; glad to see you. Pray be seated. 

La-vyer. I called on a little business. Have you in press a volume by 
the young fellow Argo.' 

Publisher. The work was offered, but we were compelled to decline it. 
The author is laboring in a field where few succeed and many fail. 

Laxvyer. Is there any merit in his work.' 

Publisher. That is not so much the question, sir. We think there is 
more risk than money in it. If the author had an established reputation 
the work might be received with fa\or. 

Lmvycr. Then it would seem that it is the name of the author rather 
than the character of the work that takes with the ]>ublic. 

Critic. Exactly so. The world is full of literary trash that would fall, 
but for the popular names that sustain it. 

Lawyer. May an author possessing no solid worth be lifted into pub- 
lic favor by money and puffery.' 

Critic. Undoubtedly he may, and without them he has a poor show, 
unless his abilities are very rare indeed. 

Lawyer. A party that must be unknown in the affair desires you to 
advance, as if Irom your firm, ten thousand dollars to the young author 
Argo, on the work you have declined. The order for the publication 
will be given hereafter. Here, sir, is a check for that sum. 

Publisher. That is liberal, sir. Some enthusiast, with more inoney 
than discretion, I presume. But we will attend to the matter. 

Lawyer. That is not for me to judge, sir. Farewell. [Exit. 

Publisher. We must seek out the crack-brain. This mone}' will bring 
him to the surface. 

Critic. His work is worthy, and we will undertake him now that he 
has backing. 



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Scene IV. — A sfndio. Argo reading a letter; tears it and rises. 

Argo. Declines the work, but thanks me; a cold lie! 
No matter, thougli; I will not struggle more; 
A further effort in an honest way, 
In vi(;w of these rebuffs, would be unmanly; 
Occasions rise when villainy is virtue, 
And when you may employ the devil's weapons 
To fight his armies off. When one is in 
A war with villains he must be a villain. 
Man is the villain waging war on me; 
He will not give me foothold in the world. 
And I must fight for it. The wolf and lion 
Are kindlier to their kind than man to his. 
The sturdier swine that, gobbling up the slop, 
Crowd off and crush the weaker, are less brutal 
Than men who crush their struggling fellow-men. 
Nor help the weak to rise. Inborn is villainy; 
Your average man is every inch a villain; 
Nine-tenths of every ounce of him are villain. 
And the other tenth is tj-rant. So I find him. 
Cheated by men, I ne\er trusted woman 
Who did not put herself to extra trouble 
To craze my soul with love but to betray it. 
Are all like these.' or does some crooked chance 
Present ine ever the worst specimens 
Of women and of men.' It must be fate, 
Fixed by the ad\erse stars when I was born. 
There was a time when I did seek for fame, 
For honor and distinction in the world, 
Long did I struggle in the mad pursuit, 
But fate did thwart me so I caught them not. 
And now the chase is ended. All my arrows 
Are shot awry ; and my most cherished hopes 
Lay limp and withered like to early corn 
Nipped by untimely frost. That man's a slr.ve 
Who hath a cherished hope or aspiration. 
And who hath none is free; now ha\ ing none 
I'm free, and will give nature rein; and like 
A baulky racer able to win the race, 
I'll only rear and plunge. I will become 
A misanthrope with hate so hot that it 
Shall make my eyeballs vomit fire and fix 
Upon my brow a scowl to shed the plague; 
Set my firm jaws and make my aspect such 
That inen who see me bolt as from tiie devil, 
And grazing herds stampede, though I approach 
No nearer tlian a mile. I'll be men's ague. 
And siiake them like an earthquake; and their fever, 
And burn them like the sands on torrid plains. 
I'll work upon their passions with my pen, 
I'll make wild havoc in the social circles, 
By hell invented stories that shall point 
To infidelities crossed forty ways; 
Backed up by circinnstance so probable 
'1 hat wives shall lose all faith in husbands; husbands 
In wives; mothers in daughters, and daughters 
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As innocent as babes. 

My cbief'est study shall be men's designs, 

And when I fatiioin their complots and plans, 

And lind from whence each draws his chiefest bliss, 

Then, with red vengeance reveling in my brain, 

I'll lay my little plans and counterplots 

And subtle schemes to trip them. This I'll do — 

Ay, lit'ty other fell, malicious things, 

A million other foul malpractices; 

(Which, like a merchant counting up his means, 

I will enumerate and classilV,) 

Will I employ to vex and worry men. 

So much for them, — and now for women — O! 

Bring me a chisel and a mallet quick! 

That I may pummel off these amorous bumps, 

The bane of all my life! O woman, woman! 

Thy loadstone doth attract me and repel! — 

Now I adore thee, now I loathe thy name; 

To-day I worship, but to-morrow weep! 

Thou shouldst be faithful, but 1 find thee false; 

Sweet source of all my hopes, haps and mishaps, 

I cannot live with thee, I die without thee; 

Like a wrecked seaman, famishing from thirst. 

Which he attempts to swage with' briny drops, 

And thirstier grows with drinking! — 0, thou art 

The wide Atlantic which my thirsty soul 

Is cast away upon — it needs must drink; 

For drinking not it famishes to death, 

And drinking, dies lor drink. Thou lov'st me not, 

Tho' with a Pagan's mad idolatry. 

Have I pursued thee — O, thou art my sun. 

My moon, my star, my stumbling block, my steam 

That doth propel me. "O excelling creature"! 

I had resolved to be a tliorough villain, 

But thoughts of thee will shame me from my purpose. 

How can a man be other than a man 

When woman's observation is upon him.' 

O heart of man! a riddle art thou still; 

Here have I softened to a very lamb 

From the most roaring lion, at the thought 

Of woman, woman, woman! Why, I sliould — 

No doubt I should — if the particular woman. 

Even she herself, the falsest and the fairest. 

Who has deceived me most — I should be slow 

To do a scaly trick if only she 

Were witness to it, and if I were sure 

She would be struck with death the \ery instant 

She read me out a villain. 

[fCiiockins^ (it a cfoor.] 
Come in ! 
Enter Irene. 
Irene. You are alone. Now for the very worst; 

Though you may stab my heart with cruel speech. 
The music of youj- tongue will heal the stabs 
As fast as words can make them. Noble youth, 
Turn not away, but hear my piteous pra\er. 
If thou canst not forgive the grievous wrong 



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Inflicted on thee by a thoughtless girl. 

Yet do not niove till thine unwilling ears 

Have drunk the mourntul tale of my remorse, 

And floods of pity rising in thy soul, 

Supply thine eyes with sweet forgiving rains 

To wash away m}- sins. 
Argo. . Is this reality.? 

Or faulty action of the o'erwrought brain, 

Lending this vision life.'' Am I awake.' 

Art thou not Irene, relict of Magoon.' 

And reck'st thou of remorse! 
Iroic. O, say not relict! 

A wife, a widow, but a maiden still. 

The old man died of surfeit in his cups; 

P'rom drink and gourmandizing at the feast 

That followed the unholy nuptial tie, 

He fell in cramps, on rising from his chair, 

And made his exit, after much ado. 
Argo. 1 heard of it, and from his age and habits, 

I wontlered less that he had died in drink. 

Than that he had seduced my wile's aftections. 

And lured her from m}' side. Two claps of thimder, 

Your marriage and his death, crashed on my eai s 

At the same instant, and their mingled roar 

Did raise me from the earth. 
Irene. I am a victim, 

A thousand times inore wretched than yourself, 

If there be such degree in wretchedness; 

But my aftections were not stol'n away. 

Alas, alas! I came to make my peace, 

To ofter explanations — and alas! 

I find I have no words — O, pity me ! 
Argo. Weep'st for the old millionaire.' 
Irene. O, kill me, Argo! 

Kill me where I stand, for that were kmdness; 

But till you place yourself in my position. 

And argue from my heart, O, do not kill me 

With too severe a censure. 
Argo. O poor girl ! 

And art thou wretched with so fatal powers 

To make thy votaries so.' 
Irene. You know me not: 

I am a martyr, yet I ma}' have erred : 

But every error was a special virtue, 

Working specific good. 
Ars[o. Didst thou not love deceased.' 
Irene. I ! — I loathed him ! 

Argo. Then he too was deceived. 
Irene. He knew I loved him not — I told him so — 

But knew not I loved 3'ou. 
Argo. And 1 knew not 

My girl was pledged to hitn ; both were deceived ; 

Thus hath it been since Eve wore fig leaves; but 

Irene. But 'twas vour fault, you crack-brain; you resolved 

To win a name and fortune ere you married : 

Our broken fortunes, mj' poor mother's needs, 

Called desperately for desperate remedies. 

And I was sacrificed. But I am here, 



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In helpless innocence and scalding tears, 

To plead lor pity ! Argo, on my knees [A'l/cels] 

I ask forgiveness! Mercy, mercy, mercy! 
ArffO. {Taking her It p.) Kneel not to me! and earth, rush to the sini 

In twenty seconds it" I show not mercy, 

(If any gracious act of mine be mercy,) 

And if I do not pour forgiveness out 

As lavish as Niagara's rushing ilood 

Pours o'er its craggy brow, to wash away, 

(If that will wash away,) the heavy grief 

That weighs upon the sweetest woman's heart, 

That ever yet did plead to swinish man 

When he should plead to her: — then fly with me — 

Fly off with me, ye just, avenging gods, 

To some bleak rock, and turn me there to stone — 

Fixed in my tracks, a statue that may mock 

The touch and tooth of time; — that through the ages 

Sick lovers may troop thither, and may read : 

" This stone was once a man, whose flinty heart 

Retused forgiveness to a piteous maid, 

Who, in an evil hour, in tender years. 

And through advice of an ambitious mother, 

Forgot the pledges she had made to him ; 

And but for fate, which ordered otherwise. 

Would have become another's — then repenting. 

She came with tears to melt his frozen heart. 

To own her error and sue for pity ; 

But this denying, the malignant powers 

Changed him to stone as here you see him stand. 

With visage grim and a forbidding frown 

On his unyielding brow!" I am in fault: 

Mv peevishness and pinched-face poverty 

Have wrought this ruin. Pardon me, Irene! 

I should have bent me to thy girlish ways: 

I should have had more gold and less ambition — 

For love itself must compromise with gold, 

And aspirations, noble in their nature, 

And fraught with blessings to ourselves and others, 

Decay before their bloom beneath the frosts 

And chilling blasts of poverty. And wants. 

The grinning troop of wants that harass life, 

Led by the skinny hag, the want of gold. 

Embitter all the hours that else were sweet, 

Seal up promotion, and, like hungry wolves, 

With hydrophobic teeth and gummy eyes. 

Pursue and bay the impecuniovis wTetch, 

And hound him to his hovel or to hell; 

For any place on earth is hell to him 

Who hath no bank account. 
Irene. And any place 

Where love is absent is a barren spot. 

And where he is, a heaven. Do you believe 

That love's infatuation may possess us, 

And make our lives as sweet as zephyrs playing 

Amid magnolia groves in southern climes, 

And we not know it.? Is there an infection 

So subtle that it steals into our tissues. 

Till it is, as it were, our \ery essence. 



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And we not know its source, nor feel its presence, 

Till some familiar voice, scarce prized before, 

Is lost in death or distance? I was happy 

Till wealth and station came within my reach. 

To gild the hours and make that happiness 

Perennial as the pines, as some would think : — 

Not so for me; because, alas! when lost, 

I found my Argo's voice had made the music 

To which the gold-fringed moments danced away 

So lightly that the hours appeared as minutes 

Then had I ow^ied a ton of golden coin, 

I would have bartered half of it away. 

If that the shining treasure would have bought me. 

With its delicious sweetness, back again 

One hour of Argo's love. 

Argo. But all that gold. 

With all the other treasures superadded. 

Would fail to buy a husband worthy 

A woman such as this. But still the rich 

Speak slightingly of riches. Thou art rich, 

And I congratulate thee. But to me 

No more may come the rainbow-tinted moments; 

The rosebuds and the singing birds of summer, 

The aspirations and the hopes of youth. 

The consciousness and pride of inan hood's power. 

The thirst for fame and the applause ot men; 

And the heart-hopes more precious than all these, 

The yearnings of the soul to win at last, 

The approbation and the eve of woman, 

O, all farewell! Life's craggy coast aflbrds 

No shelter, and no gap to let me forth 

To the green fields beyond. 

Irene. Why, Argo, are you mad.'' Must I not fear 
That you have given color to the rumor 
That sonie where in your brain there is a crack 
Across the healthful structure.'' Like the winds 
You list and roar by turns. You cannot take 
The evil with the good, the bitter with the sweet. 
As here in life they are inseparable. 
And thus presented to us. There are those 
Who will not take the world in which they move, 
A little period in their rounds through space. 
As they do find it; but are ever seeking 
To make it as they fancy it should be. 
And to reverse the fixed laws of nature. 
They would conform all appetites and tastes 
To their own standard. But the level mind 
Takes circumstances in and makes the best 
Of the combined surroundings; patiently 
It bears with evils unavoidable ; 
And to the fullest it enjoys the pleasures, 
And sweets within its reach. 

Argo. A woman still! 

O, that philosophy is worth to me 
More than was ever preached. Dissatisfaction, 
Impatience, petulance, ye saffron devils! 
Depart ye hence, and leave me! O Irene! 
I will reform me! Make me what you will; 
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Irene. 



Argo. 
Irene. 
Argo. 
Irene. 



Argo. 
Irene. 
Argo. 
Irene. 



Argo. 



Irene. 
Argo. 



Irene. 



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Irene 



What shape vou please; or tlie confectioner 
Who moulds his batch in shapes to suit the tastes 
Of customers \vho buy; so you can make me 
That shape which sells the best. 

Then you shall be 
Made into sugar kisses, and I'll keep them, 
And only I shall taste them. [A7A\<r,< ///w.] 

O infection ! 

confection sweet! [A'zk«« ktni again.] 

You joke when I would weep. 
You've wept too much already. So ha\e I, 

1 came to break your heart and break my own, 
Or heal them both at once; although unwomanly 
The action may appear. 

Are you niy girl.' 
Heart, lungs, and liver, every atom _\ours. 
Sliall ^ve renew our vows.'' 

It is superfluous; 
And yet perhaps 'tis best, for those I made 
Were doll babes of a child ; now I am grown 
And know the force of words; and so 1 pledge 
Und_\mg lo\e and duty. 

•So I pledge 
Undying love to thee; and furthermore 
I pledge myself to kick the seedy spook. 
Which men call genius, till he shabs away; 
I'll starve with him no farther; I will work; 
At daily labor; I Avill get a berth 
As brakeman on a hog train; I'll achieve 
A little money ; then a house and lot ; 
A cow, a pig, a horse; what else.' 

A wife.' 
Why, ves, a wife, when I have got a home 
To shelter and protect her; not til! then. 
I have mistook my calling and have tried 
To earn distinction by the force of mind, 
While it has brought me supperless to bed. 
And I have borrowed money from a drayman, 
To buy my breakfast. Freight me not with talent 
Poor truck is genius in the open market; 
I'll put my bones and muscles to the proof. 
O noble Argo! wise is your resolve; 
For labor brings sw-eet sleep and peace of mind; 
And it is right and honorable to labor; 
And pleasant is a cottage with content; 
And genius may put forth the passion-flower. 
Even in the poor man's hut. 

But hut of mine 
Will never know content nor have a sleeper. 
Though wooed by weary limbs to soft repose. 
Whose slumbers will bring healing on their wings, 
To cure the heart-ache; for vipon my pillow 
My Irene cannot rest; she now- is rich; 
She cannot take my poverty, nor I 
Assume her riches with dependent role — 
O misery, I'll embrace thee! 

Still the yellow flend. 
The epileptic spook that w-aits on thee, 
Doth trip thee up! Be still and hear the truth. 



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Argo. The truth? the naked truth? Why I will hear it, 

And bray it to the moon with throat of brass. 

It is that Ave did love, do love to-daj'; 

That thou art rich, and I am poor and proud ! 

I'll make a song of it; set it to music; 

And have the nimble elbows in the orchestra. 

The groaning viol and the brazen horns, 

(Cheek splitters to Mienheer with the mustache;) 

And crashing plates give it viproarious discord ! 

The truth! By all means give us truth! Here's more: 

The lack of money kept me from your arms. 

Excess of it will keep me from your arms; 

As I had none I could not wed with you; 
. As you have much I cannot wed with you; 

So money still must keep true love at bay; 

Whether we have it or we have it not: 

Possession is as bad as want of it; 

For either brings the other's evils with it. 

And works our bane. 
Irene. I have no money, Argo, 

You see me as I was before the marriage, 

That brought me wretchedness as well as riches; 

So I have not a dollar to my name. 

And am dependent on my mother now 

For sustenance of life. (Oppressed with gloom, 

And in despondent and dyspeptic mood. 

And charging riches with my wretchedness, 

I did determine to adjust the score. 

And be avenged on tliat which wrought my ruin ; 

And so I called a lawyer armed with quibbles. 

And stock of heretofores and stale preambles; 

Well-timed whereases, the saids and aforesaids; 

And did bequeath, devise, give and convey, 

Conformably to law's extremest letter, 

My whole possessions, monevs and effects, 

Unto a fi'iend held dear; and this the rather 

As it did place me on a tooting le\el 

With my erratic poet. 
Argo. All but poet! 

Talk not of poetry, for we are poor; 

But the wise law permits the poor to marry ; 

If like cures like, one's lack shall cure the other's; 

And lest some other fat man comes 'n the way, 

I will espouse thee straight; let's to a justice. 
[/\)ioc/ciiig -vitJioiif.^ 

Sit down, mv darling, in this easv-chair. 
[J\/orr knocking.^ 

Come in! Come in! — a pest upon intruders! — (sotfo voce.) 

Enter Publisher and Critic. 
How now, gentlemen? Take chairs; take chairs. 
Do you desire to see me on any special business.-' 
Puhlislicr. Excuse us, sir; we ha\e not time to sit. But did you re- 
ceive a note from me? 
Argo. Yes, sir; I did. 

Publisher. Well, sir, on a more careful examination b}' our literary 
critic, to whose decision we refer such matters, he has decided that jour 
work has high claims to jiublic fa\ or. 



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Critic. It is a fine jiroduction, sir. It will take well. Mj first exam- 
ination was rather hasty. We have heaps of rubbish to wade through, 
and a gem may sometimes escape notice. 

Argo. Do not popular names give currency to much rubbish.? 
Critic. True. The public ear will tolerate much discordance from 
voices that have casually charmed it. 

Argo. Then there is more in the man than the matter. 
Critic. That is very true. Popular names gloss over much that is 
stupid. 

Publisher. Here, sir, is our check for ten thousand dollars as an 
advance on that work. 

Argo. Ten thousand.' That is a large sum, sir, for such a trifle.'' 
Fublislier. O, well, sir, we are content. We will confer at another 
time in regard to the style of the book. A good day to 30U, sir. 

Argo. Farewell, gentlemen. \Exit Publisher and Critic. 

A freak of fortune; she may frown to-morrow; 

Come hither, pet; now happiness I have thee. 
Irene. But ma}' I not your arguments employ, [Embraces Irene. 

And plead \our money and my lack of it, 

In bar of marriage.'' 
Argo. No, no; not to-day. 

I'll no more pleading; bring me to the 'squire! 
Irene. But how about that hog-train and that hut.'' — 

That lowing kine, whose lacteal supph', 

Was to atYord your babies nutriment.'' 

And that sleek swine — must he unt\vist his tail, 

And squeal perpetually lor buttermilk.'' 

Your genius, also, that starv'd spook which you 

lYxd banish and abjiu-e — will you recall liim.' 
Argo. I will until he make me voluble. 

And rich with proofs and pleadings to refute 

The slanders I have said against thy sex ; 

And till he bring and burn me up the arrows 

Which I have impotently fired at Fate; 

Because I could not pry out the decrees 

He ever writes in cradle of the baby, 

To fashion its career — and fought against them 

While inexorably each written role 

Was acting to the letter. I'll invoke 

The discontented ghost of poesy. 

Until he help me to undo much foil}'. 

In one grand flight; and till the work be done. 

Give me fish diet only. 

Scene V. — A cemetery. One grax'estone inscribed Mcijor Magoon. Enter 
Sam and Dr. Aijram Turner. 

Sam. Poah Majah ; dar \o\.\ is, while de crazy man hab youh wife 
and money. 

Dr. Turner. Is dey married.'' 

Sam. Dey is and dey ought to be. Dey is boft" alike. Dey raves at 
nufiin, boft" uv 'em. Dey is allers in lub; allers in trubbel, and dey biles 
ober like a pot o' soapsuds wheneber dey meets or parts. Ize heard 'em 
ravin, den kissin and makin frcns. Tell you, doctah, dey lubbed like 
bosses. Well nuft" de ole Majah died. Ef he hadn't dat gal wud a loped 
wid de crazy fellah in 'bout nine days. 

Dr. Turner. 'Tween us two, Sam, warn't dat marriage a sot-up job 
on de qle Majah.' 



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Stall. Lor' bress you, no. I)e Majah done it all hisself. Course she 
married foh money, spectin' to come out a surwivin' widah, as she did. 

Dr. Turner. Tell you what, Sam, et' I warn't done shuah dat de 
crotum oil struck a function and killed de ole Majah, I wud swar dat 
he Avar pisened. 

Sam. Course he war pisened. Didn't dem doctahs pour dar pisen 
and whisky down his froat? 

Dr. Turner. Dat's truf, and dey nebber paid de slightest 'tention to dat 
tape worrum. 

Sam. Doctah, you ought to seed de larst ravin' fit dat crazy fellah 
took. Arter dey war married he foun' out dat she had made ovah to 
him all de Majah's property soon as de bref war out ob de Majah. Den 
you bet he raved. 

Dr. Turner. What 'bout.' War he mad.' 

Satn. 'spect not. He 'spaciated on de lubliness ob de female sec, an' 
de power and beauty ob true lub. An' I tell you, doctah, lub is power- 
ful, as I knows myself^ ef I is culled. I lubbed dat gal, an' ef I hadn't 
a been culled I'd a got her. But some folks has a prejudice 'ginst 
cullah; an' she called me a niggah, too! But, howsevah, Ize boun' to 
hab a white gal. Ize nebber gwine to marry a niggah, ef I is culled. 

\^Exif Sam and Turner. 
Enter Argo and Irene, stre-ving floivers on the Major s grave. 
Irene. Peace to the dead ; from thine eternal sleep. 
Love nor ambition, lust nor avarice, 
Can ever rouse thee. Rest thee in th^' shroud. 
Whilst we who come to heaven by thy death. 
Will keep thy memory green. 
Argo. Rest thee, poor man ; thou hadst thy little day, 
Thy little pleasures and thy schemes for more. 
It little recks him who doth sleep below, 
That I enjoy his revenues, his wife. 
The happiness of those who live and move 
Works no disquiet to the eternal sleeper. 
Nor does their wretchedness. We travelers 
Upon time's whirling train have each our station, 
And are pitched ofl', while the swift train moves on — 
Here is thy stopping place. 



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MALACHI AND MIRANDA 



PERSONS REPRESENTED. 

Bryan Duke, alias Anson Gluge. 

Edna, his Mistress, 

Saddie, his Wife. 

Mackapee McCoy, a Spiritualist, , 

T, T\ 1 J J r' a- " Confederates of Bryan. 

Bender, a Drunkard and Kujfian, j -' ■' 

Teddy O'Rapherty, i 

Bridget, his Wife, > Servants at Bryan's House. 

Dixie, an old Negro, ' 

Basil Dike, brother to Brya.n. 

An.n'abel, his Wife. 

Malachi, 1 

,. ^ > Son and Daughter <j/" Basil atid Wife. 

Michael Dale, 

r> „,.,-„ •\^ ,.,-,„^ r Sailors, afterwards Judge D.\le and Sheriff Maglire. 

ri.ARNEY iVlAOtlRE, 1 "^ 

Blanton Dale, son o/ Michael Dale. 
Bell Macuirb., daughter of Bar^iky M.a.guire. 

A Detective, a Pastor, a. Doctor, Superintendent of Insane Asylum, Clerk of Court, 
Bailiffs, Spectators, Guards and Masked Lynchers. 

ACT I. 

Scene I. — Tlic coast oj Calijoruia. Enter Michael and Barney bearing 

children. 

Barney. Was ever escape so miraculous? We alone ai'e saved. 

Michael. The ship seemed to disappear as if by magic. You had 
barely received the children in the boat, and I turned to help the mother 
down, when the vessel made a lurch. I knew all was over then, and I 
instantly loosened the cable, threw a noose of it around my body and 
sprang into the sea. 

Barney. The lights went out like the flame of a candle in a midnight 
dungeon. If the poor gentleman and lady had taken to the boat at first, 
and not attempted to save their effects, they might have been saved. 

Michael. 1 suppose all the passengers were asleep in their berths, poor 
souls. 

Barney. I saw none stirring but the pair with these babes. 

Michael. I never heard of a ship going down so suddenly and so un- 
expectedly. 

Barney. Well, it is light now. Let's bring up the plunder that cost 
two lives. It ought to be valuable. 

Michael. Right, comrade. I think we can't be far from San Francisco. 
We had better make our wav in that direction. There must be inhabit- 
ants hereabouts. \^71/ey lay children down, retire and return xvith a basket 
and some travelinsr sacks^ 

Barney. Let's break open; perhaps we'll make discovery. \They pro- 
duce two lockets ajid a lady^s watch, tog-ether with large packages of bank 
notcs?^ 

Michael. We are made forever, Barney. This is more money than I 
ever saw before. Whoop, hurra! 

Barney. By old Boreas, enough to make us rich as Jew David. Now, 
it is impossible that anybody else escaped, so we had better keep this 
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82 DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 

thing to ourselves; divide the money; put the children in asylums; leave 
part of the money to raise and school 'em, and do the best we can on 
the remainder. What d'ye say, Mike? 

Michael. The money is ours by luck, but these poor babes have a better 
title to it. 

Barney. True for you, Mike; but it isn't often that a poor sailor gets 
a fortune in his hands all in good money. 

Michael. By advertising we may find relatives for these children. 

Barney. Yes, and claimants for the money ! 

Michael. We needn't confess the money. 

Barney. True. But still I think we had better say nothing about it. 
Do the square thing for the orphans, and wait for what will turn up. This 
sweet babe can't be a year old. 

Michael. And this chubby little boy — isn't he pretty.'' His age may 
be some two years. My boy, Blanton, is a little bigger, bless him. I 
will now be able to educate him. I will inake a lawyer of him and this 
one, too; and blow me, Barney, if I don't quit the sea and study law 
myself Money will put me through. Poor little boy; what is your name, 
sonny .^ Don't be afraid. 

Boy. Where Ma.^' My mamma. 

Michael. Is this Pa.' SJJpenx a locket and slio'vs child a picture.^ 

Boy. {Reaching for the locket.) Pa — pa — pap. 

Michael. {Opening the other locket.) Is this jour ma.'' 

Boy. [Seizing it.) Mainma! 

Alichael. Poor little creature! {hugging the child.) Barney, the curse 
will light upon us if we wrong these babes. 

Barney. Never a wrong will we do 'em, Mike. Did you ever see 
anything so greedy as this little innocent.' The poor mother — how 
thoughtful in that terrible moment to put the child's bottle in the basket 
with it. We must skurry the coast for cottages and fresh milk. I will 
name this sweet babe, Mike. I will name it after my poor wife, rest her 
soul. It shall be called Miranda. Poor Miranda! she is in heaven if 
there be a heaven. My little babe. Bell, now with its grandmother, is 
just about such a cherub as this. 

Alichael. Well, Barney, you be a father to the girl babe and I will to the 
boy. He shall be called Malachi, after my little son that was drowned in 
East river. Now let's divide this money into four equal parts. I will take 
my part and the boy's and return to my family in New York. I will 
adopt, rear and educate the boy, and will invest his money so that he will 
have something when he reaches manhood. 

Barney. Agreed, comrade. I will do the same for the babe; but I'll 
leave it in San Francisco, if we have luck to reach that place. There I 
will deposit its money and my own safely, and try my fortune in the 
mines. 

Scene II. — Windsor., Canada. A family -room. Enter Bryan Duke («« 
Anson Gluge) atid Edna. 

Edna. What have you now in hand.' May I not know.' 
When will you stop and be a quiet man.' 
We have enough, and if you risk no more 
Old Pinkerton will fiiil to fix on you 
The heavy robberies that have of late 
So stirred communities and so enriched 
You and your fellows; for your stealthy tracks 
Are so well covered that, without betrayal. 
All the sleuth hounds in old Pink's kennel house 
Will never smell them out. O, then be wise; 
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When I fled home and friends for love of you, 
And threw in scales against jour solemn vows 
My honor and my all. How long, how long 

Must I live mistress where I should be wife.' 

Remember, love, the tender vows you made; 

Remember my devotion to yourseff; 

Remember how my parents cut me ofl:" 

Without a farthing for my love of you ; 

Keep me no more a scorned, a scarlet one; 

Make me your lawful wedded wife, and then 

If you desire it, I will go away 

And never see you more; or drown myself! 

O, any fate, or any death is preferable 

To such a life as this. 
Bryan. Peace, wrangler! hush! 

Let me not hear another word IVom you. 

Are you not clothed and fed.? are you not housed.? 

Have you not servants to attend on you! 

Have you not money to your heart's content.? 

You are a quarrelsome, discontented shrew. 

And but for your unrivaled penmanship, 

That counterfeits so cunningly and apt 

That bank officials know not their own hands 

From those you write for them, whereby false checks, 

And other forgeries do open vaults, 

I would a beggar set you down again. 

Beneath the window whence I stole you forth 

A dozen years ago. You will betrav" me.? 

You shall be watched; I'll have your iiver out 

Before your rebel lips can fairly lisp 
Ten syllables of treason. 
Edna. {Weeping.) Do not fear; 

She who hath risked her life and falsely sworn 
So many times to save you, won't betray you, 
Though beaten every day. 
Bryan. Then cease to whine. 

Your tongue is on the wag Irom morn till night, 
Whenever I'm at home; — the same old theme- 
I'll not endure it; ere I'll be so badgered 
I'll rake ten miles of hell for remedies. 
There are more women; you are not the purest; 
The unlawful tricks you do with me, no doubt 
You do with others. She who yields to one, 
Outside of wedlock, will so yield to any. 
So mistress, mind your cues; I don't suppose 
You fast when I'm from home; I've still in mind 
The sharp detective you were flirting with 
While I was late in jail. 
Edna. O viewless sprites. 

If you protect the innocent, stand forth 
All palpable to naked mortal, sight. 
To vindicate me here! Let him behold you. 
That he may know he has the truest woman. 
That ever sinned for love. 
Bryan. No sprites appear; 

But you may yet be true; their non-appearance 
Makes you no less so; I must take your word. 
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Against the circumstantial evidence 

That points to gniltj joy; yet I will take it, 

(As you have no other,) making due allowance. 

Edna. The man you speak of sought me as you know. 
In sleek disguise, in hopes to get some clew. 
Or some confused or contradictory statement 
As to your whereabouts one certain night. 
He measured arts with mine and he was baffled; 
And thereupon was hanging your own life; 
Had 1 been fool or false you would have swung. 

Bryan. Is that all, darling.'' Why, upon my soul, 
I did suspect a measurement of noses; 
But starving love still feeds upon suspicion. 
Well, well, let's say no more; you know, my love, 
When I am angry I am sometimes rash; 
I love you, and will make my pledges good. 
When we can get our hidden wealth together. 
And the lynx eyes of Pinkerton shall sleep. 
Till we can slip off to some foreign clime. 
Where his detectives do not lie concealed 
In every bush and closet and pervade 
The daily walks of men. Go, gentle Ed, 
Prepare us supper; I am off" to night; 
If I do prosper I will soon be back; 
If not — you'll hear from me. 

Edna. Now you do speak, 

Like that brave, gallant youth, called Anson Gluge, 

Who won my girlish heart. I will not question, 

But wait your safe return. I hope 

You are not bent on perilous enterprise, 

And will not further stain with gore the hands 

Too thick with blood already. You shall have 

My blessing when you leave. \E,xit Edna. 

Bryan. ^\-\(t is becoming dangerous; I must watch her; 
I must revive her hope to keep her quiet; 
I must re-light her lo\'e or she'll do mischief; 
She's yet amenable to blarney as 
A miss of fifteen summers; but of late 
I have been troubled and have used the jade 
Rougher than is my wont; — these women need 
A dreadful sight of blarney and small talk 
To keep them half in sorts. I'll flatter her, 
And ply her with the old worn arts of love 
That did achieve her; I cannot succeed 
Without the jade, or I Avould fat the fishes 
Upon her delicate flesh! But breaks the day 
When every tongue that could plague me in court, 
Must cease to wag, and her's among the first. 

Enter Mackapee and Bender. 
Ha, boys, how do you both.'' Are you quite sure 
You are not shadowed.? Wherefore come you here.^ 

Mnch. Less for our liking than to save our lives; 
Here's reason why. {Slio-vimr money.) 

Ben. We cracked a safe and skull. 

Bryan. \s\\y did you crack the skull.'' 

Mack. 'Twas Bender's whim ; 

He had a drop too much; the appalled cashier, 
Blindfolded, gagged and tied, might have been spared. 



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Ben. As I was passing out, mj sledge in hand, 

He strained his head far back upon the tioor, 

And strove to peep along beside his nose; 

And I did see, between his cheek and bandage. 

His eye wide open; then I swung my sledge 

And smashed his skull lor luck. 
Bryan. Bender was right; 

But Ben, old fellow, look you, curb your thirst. 

That flask will bring you to the gallows, boy; 

Your tongue is limber when you are in drink; 

Your hand too swift, and your hot head too bold; 

In the performance of a dangerous act. 

Be it as fair as truth or foul as sin. 

The actor should be sober: mark you this, 

And curb your appetite. 
f^en. I think quite dift'erent. 

There's nothing like good drink to nerve a man; 

It whets his wits and makes him strong and bold; 

Gives him assurance and contempt of danger; 

It drives weak pity and wry-faced remorse 

From lodgment in the brain; and makes you lap 

Hot blood as cats lap milk; and these, I "take it. 

Be graces that become a man o' the world, 

As wags the world to-day. I've had more' luck 

When half-seas over than the ablest man. 

Like circumstanced, could hope to win when sober 

And with his mind befogged with doubts and fears'. 

That cloud the sober brain; and drunk, I've gone 

Tlirough perils that no sober man could pass; 

I've suffered falls that would kill any man 

Who had no liquor in him. On my word, 

I tell you, Anson, that in love or war. 

At rape, at robbery, or at murder, or 

At any fracture of the law whatever, 

A man must have assurance — impudence, 

And go about it drinking. 
Mack. You're a fool! 

No man has yet done that when he was drunk, 

Which he had tried and failed to do when sober. 

Drink, in its first wild thrill, may make you strong, 

But that false strength entails a fatal weakness. 

Drink hath degrees : if you could take the first. 

And not the second, third, the fourth and fifth. 

It would not be so bad; but you cannot, 

The First, (Exhilaration), is a fire 

That heats 30U for the second, (Recklessness;) 

This leads you to the fighting stage, the Third ; 

From which you settle to the Fourth, (Dead Drunk,) 

A hoggish, helpless, sleep; thence to the Fifth, 

With tremors, trembling tongue and eye askance; 

With snakes in boots, and grinning fiends in bed ; 

Thence to more liquor and to repetition. 

Whereby you graduate into the gutter; 

A sot confirmed, a loathing to yourself; 

Or reach a prison, or the gallows; for 

In all of these degrees, except the first. 
Your reason's gone; you are a roaring fiend. 
Or trembling idiot; and in either case. 



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You'll break the law, and break it clumsily, 
So that observing eyes will take your measure. 
Alike to honest men and knaves does drink 
Bring more disaster than all other causes: 
All history teaches this. 

Bryan. But wherefore, Ben, 

When at love-making, would you be in liquor.' 

Ben. Because that women, timid in themselves, 
Are ever pleased with boldness in a lover; 
They most admire that quality in us 
Which they themselves do lack. Your sober man 
Is nervous and has doubts, and fears to speak. 
Where one bold word would win her. Drunkenness 
Breaks up the ice at once, dives to the bottom. 
And comes off with the prize. Once in my youth 
I hung up to a girl a half a year, 
And all that time I could not nerve myself 
To ask her for a kiss, much less to take it 
Without the asking lor; made bold with drink, 
I seized her in my arms one Sundav night, 
And without hesitation she returned 
My kisses two for one. Here I had starved 
Six sober months for that which drunkenness 
Did win me in a minute. 

Bryan. Most cogent reasoning; but adventurous deeds 
Require great caution and strict reticence 
For their success; and both of these are out 
W^hen too much drink is in. Be wary then. 
How long are you in Windsor.' 

Mack. Scarce an hour. 

Bryan. That job in Iowa.' was't that, my lads.' 

Mack. It was, my boy ; here ai e the bonds and cash. 

Bryan. I read the account, and did suspect as much. 
These we will bury here; and now, my lads. 
You come in nick of time; just now we have 
Soine heavy work in hand. Are you quite sure 
The hounds have snufled no scent.' How came you off.' 

Mack. I held my seances and my lectures there. 

After the deed was done, more than a week. 
Bender did warble ofl' with tools and swag, 
As viewless as the spirits. 

Ben. Yet you say: 

Ben drinks too much ; it takes a sober man 
To act a difficidt and dangerous part. 
I did not sneak away. I hid the tools, 
And with the swag in this old carpet sack. 
Tied with a string, foot-sore and woe-begone, 
In tattered soldier clothes, I made my wav 
Out of the country, selling recipes 
For making patent soap. 

Bryan. Had you your flask.' 

Ben. You bet I had. Your sober-minded thief. 

Lacking the daring which good whisky gives, 

Would have gone skulking off at dead of night, 

When every line of exit swarmed with spies. 

And would have stretched a rope. I came by day; 

John Barleycorn did pass me through the guards; 

So here's good luck to him. \Tlicy drink Jrom the flask. \ 



DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POE.Mb. 87 

Bryan. I merely touch yc\\ lips. 

Now boys, prepare for work. We'll have some supper, 
And then we must go separately away, 
By different routes, but meet and join our Iricnds 
In Seymour, Indiana; where the boys 
Have plans to crack the trains on both the roads. 
Through trains from California, at some point 
Between Vincennes and Seymour, will be sacked; 
For late those trains bear heav_\' sums in gold. 
But first a night train north upon the Jefl", 
Is to be seized at Marshfield, a morass 
Remote from telegraph, or station, so 
That with the engine and the baggage car, 
We can make off, with time to rob the safes 
Ere we reach Seymour; and in thirty minutes 
I'll be upon the "O. in M., going east, 
With all the bonds and bills that can be carried; 
And be in Canada before the news 
Is fairly on the wires. The messenger. 
The engineer and fireman will be killed 
Or tumbled from their posts. With lights put out, 
The engine may be run close to the town 
Where we will scatter ; you two go on foot. 
One east one west upon the O. <!v: M., 
As laborers seeking work; and make your wax- 
As best you can back here, with naught about }ou 
To indicate your craft. If there be gold, 
Or other heavy plunder it will be 
Secreted safely by the Seymour boys, 
Who each will have an alibi in soak, 
As I, as usual, shall ; for no good general 
Provokes engagement with his rear exposed, 
Or his retreat cut off. He steals not well, 
Who has not all the conduits of detection 
Estoppled ere he steal. 

Mack. And swift on this 

You'll strike the other road.? 

Bryan. E.vactly so; 

For when a general ventures from his works, 
He should strike heavy blows at ditlerent points. 
Thus to appall and paralyze the foe, 
That through distraction and confused assays, 
He fights at random, while his rear is gained, 
And his supplies and treasures carried ofi"; 
We'll stir them when we start. 

Ben. Here's luck to you; 

We'll take a drink on that; and all I ask 
Is that the deaths required to hide the deeds. 
Be left to my discretion. 

Bryan. Be it so. 

Provided you are sober. Now to supper. ^Exit. 

Scene III. — A room in same house. Edxa rising. 

Ed. O, what a thorny path that woman treads 
Whose early error blights her future hope; 
Whose gentle nature, tenderness and truth 
Re\olt at crime and immorality. 
While she must seem pleased with their fellowship. 



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She, like a rosebud cankered at the core, 
May bloom, but gives a sickly odor oft", 
And withers early. O poor fallen woman! 
False to thyself and sex, yet true to man. 
Thy tempter and destroyer! — Wretched girls, 
Who put their confidence in lovers' vows; 
All valueless when vantages are gained. 
Your lover is your slave; his goddess }ou; 
But yielding virtue, you becoine the slave. 
And he yovn- tyrant master. Trusting still 
For the redemption of his broken vows. 
And hugging love's delusion, you go on 
Sinning to retain your slender hold on him, 
Until he tires of what he fancies cheap. 
And rudely casts yovi off. Is there no power 
To visit retribution on the wretch 
Who plays with nature's costly jewels thus.' 
And blurs her daintiest tints.' O victim! slave! 

fallen woman ! heavy is her load 

Who lives the life she loathes. How like the thrush, 
Charmed and enfeebled with the serpent's eye. 
From whose magnetic and malignant spell 
She cannot break away! — I'm in too far; 

1 must go onward; there is no retreat; 
While he is robbing, murdering far away, 
I must appear in his apparel here, 

A counterfeit so perfect of himself 

That Pinkerton cannot detect the cheat: 

Thus am I an accessory to murder. 

How much against my will ! and this the fruit 

Of the old-time early fall! 

ACT II. 

Scene I. — Cincinnati. A room in Bryan's mansion. 

Teddy. I'll be afther putting out the lights and closing the house. A 
bad business, be me sowl. The masther'll be ruined and Bridget and I'll 
be thrown adthrift widout a ha'penny. Murther and confusion ! I was 
shure it was the masther himself Avhin he put his pug in at the duar 
the other marning. [Sr/dden knocking- heard.\ 

Come in if ye be not the divil, and don't be bating down the duar. 

Enter Bryan. 

Bryan. How now, Teddy.' Why, up so late.' and alone.' Where is 
Mrs. Duke.' 

Teddy. Howly Moses! Is it yerself, or the other feller.' 

Bryan. Why, Teddy, where are your wits.' Don't you know me.' 
Has a year so changed ine.' 

Teddy. Know ye, is it.' I know ye will enough, and yer brother, 
too, but for the life av me I can't detarmine in me mind which ye most 
resimble. 

Bryan. I am m^'self, Teddy ; I had only one brother and he was 
drowned twenty years ago. 

Teddy. Dthrowned or not dthrowned, he was here, and we thought 
it was yerself, and the misthress rushed into his arrums, and Bridget 
jumped up and down for joy. But he said he Avas not yerself, and that 
ye are not 3'erself, but mistaken or an nnposther. 



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Bryan. Is this possible, Ted? Where is he? 

Teddy. He is in the city, sliure, waiting to see je. They say the 
properthy was all his and ye'll have to give it uj). 

Biymi. Where is my wife, Ted? 

Teddy. Retired to her vartuous chamber, sir, long ago. I'll be afther 
waking her, for its the proud woman she'll be. \^Exit. 

\Dctcctive emerges from a side door and steals [unobserved by Bryan) across 
the stage and out at another door. He has his coat., vest, and boots in 
his armsi\ 

Bryan. In the name of all the fiends, what now is up! 
Can this be Basil, or his ghost come back, 
Haunting the loved scenes of his life-time walks, 
With power to rehabilitate himself 
In form, contour, and fashion as of old. 
With voice and motion manifest to sense, 
With pertinent remark and circumstance. 
That leave no room to doubt identity? 
They do assert that spirits have this power; 
That the dark void betwixt the dead and living 
Is now and then pierced by a gleam of light. 
By which the restless spirit sees its way 
Back to its earthly idols. Mackapee 
Is a believer in this spirit power. 
But he has got the glassiness of eye 
That goes with latent madness. But this brother — 
Soaked in salt water twenty }ears or more, 
Ate up by fishes, these by other fish, 
And yet come back to claim possession, and 
Unsettle titles! Was the ocean's maw 
Too delicate to hold this lively fish 
That it hath cast him up? But if't be he 
Alive and in the flesh and water-proof, 
I'll try if lead hath power to lay him out. 
And if he will come back to claim his lands. 
After his throat is carefully cut across 
Down to the very bone. 

Enter Saddie, hastily dressed, (Teddy ^peeping out at a side door.) 

Saddle. {Rushing into Bryan's arms.) O darling, darlmg husband ! 
have you at last come home to your faithful, faithful, lonesome, lone- 
some wife? O my head! [^Faints.^ 

Bryan. {Hugging her furiously.) O my precious jewel ! My spotless 
wife! What! has she fainted! [^I^cts her fcdl to the foor\ Help here! 
help here! Water! water! 

Teddy. {Rushing in.) Wather! wather! Bridget! Dick! ye spalpeens! 
hurr_\! — the misthress has swoonded! 

Enter Bridget at one door -vith a fitcher and Dixie at another ivith a 

bucket. 

Bridget. Is it fire there is, that ye roar for wather? [Bryan 5«rt/c//« 
the -water and sprinkles Saddie's /<?«.] Is this the man that said he 
was not the masther nor his brother nather? and has he kilt her for the 
properth>' ? 

Dick. {To Teddy.) It's de massa hisself; but if it is de udder fellah, 
I'll dun him foh my wages anyway. 

Teddy. {Aside.) Be the powers, that's put on: I could spake six 
words that 'ud make her jump to the sailing. 



90 DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 

Saddir. {Hcx<iviug-.) Wliere am I? O my husband! is it jou? 
Bryan. 'Tis I, sweet wife; I'll help jou to your rt)oni, 

And there give you a history of my travels, 

In foreign countries in pursuit of health, 

And knowledge that will fit me in the future 

To serve my country at some foreign court, 

Where, it I be appointed, you shall go 

And mate with titled dames. [7'//fj rciirc, and c\if scrvauts. 
Enter Dctccth'e. 
Detect. \ have him now; I overheard all this. 

He is the man we want, and I will pull him 

When all the wires are laid. But by my soul. 

Had it not been for honest Ted to-night. 

The scoundrel would liave had a pull at me. 

I have an itching that no salve can cure 

Except that villain's blood. I want his wife. 

And 1 want him for \arious other reasons, 

But none so pressing and so hot as this. 

Must I stand, with revolver loaded, here 

While she is in this villain's arms up-stairs. 

And I a warrant here to take or kill him. 

And not approach and burst his head witli halls? 

But patience; 1 must yield her; she knows not 

The man she man-led, and she knows not me. 

I'll kill him, but she must not know 'twas I; 

Nor must old Allan know I have the bonds 

She ga\e to me, not dreaming they were stolen. 

But only hidden by her husband's whim 

Secure from thieves and casualties ol" banks — 

Gave them to me, as she believed, upon 

The eve of our elopement. If she knew 

That she has in her arms great Anson Gluge, 

The noted thief and forger, and I her lover, 

Am a detective warm upon his scent. 

Would horror not consmne her.' Or if he 

Should miss his bonds, or learn by any chance, 

Of her seduction and intended flight. 

Shrewd and malignant as the villain is. 

Would he not swiftly track the author out. 

And make this little world too hot for me.' 

On second thought I'll start him; 'tis unsafe 

To leave her with him; he is well aware 

That he is wanted and will not show light 

If he has room to run; but hand to hand 

I do not care to meet him. I'll retire, 

And suddenly assault the outer door 

With clamor' for the forger, Anson Gluge, 

Ere they be yet in bed. ' \E\it. 

Enter Tkddv, Bridget and Dick. 
/iridiret. Shure an' there's thruhble brewing. I've had bad drames for 
a fortnight. I doubt that being Misther Duke at all at all, and he's 
gone to" bed wid her. I'll warran him to be the same chap that was 
here the other day calling himself Misther Duke, and poking about the 
place like a ghost. 

Die/;. I tell you, folks, Ize gwine to dun him in de mornin' fob my 
wages, and if he knows de sum 'greed upon, it is Massa Duke, udder- 
wise he mav be a ihike or de debble. 



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91 



Teddy. I5e jalicrs, I shall not slapc to night! Mc numives are shat 
tcrcd entirely. \Siiddru and loud A->/orA-i>/o-.] O mother ol" Moses! 

DicA: O lor-a-niassa, loi-a-niassa! 

Bridget. Perleece! perleece! the whistle! Fan me, O'Rapherty, dar- 
lint! [I'w'cr -,vithoiit.\ 

Unbolt the door; we want one Anson Glutje, 
Who has sought shelter in this lady's house. 
Let him come Ibrth and yield. 

Bndget. We're ruined sowl and body; here'U be aihilthrev committed 
and murther discovered. 

Teddv. llowlv angels, tan us with the wings av \<i\ It's meself that 
knew the imposther. 

Dick. If none ub you is gwine to open de iloah, Izc gwine to show 
de Ibjah de back-way out ob dc house. Mabe he'll gib ole Dixie a fibe 
doUah bill. L^'"''- 

[Bryan f assess from a Indl !^tnir-vay iirross the $tage, carryiug his boots 

and II rrx'ol-'er. Shul-rs his head and thro-vs a roll of bills to Teudy 

and Bridget, and disappears at a back door. Knocking ceases.\ 

Bridget. {Seizing the money.) A noble thafe; the hea\ens protict him. 
Teddy. Give me the money, ]3ridget. We'll kape it sacret. 
Bridget. Ye'U be afther siiindmg it lor whasky, Ted. 
Teddy. Divil a cint. I'll buy a racc-liorse or a farruni. 
Bridget, {diving him the money.) See that ye do; here comes the 
misthress. 

Enter Saddie -iveeping and -cringing her hands. 

Scrddie. Is he well gone.' 

Teddy, lie is. Did he know if it wur himself.'' 

Saddle. It was himself They seek the other man, 

Yet he had reasons not to be seen here 

Till he is more jirepareii. Open the tioor 

And let the police in; 1 wonder much 

Why he should fear to meet them. 

[Teddy goes ont and presently retnrns.] 
Teddy. They are not at the duar, mom; the spaljieens have left. 
Saddle. Thi:y do pursue him. O, what shall I think.' 

My iiead is in a whirl; I will retire. 

And sob myself to sleep. [Exit. 

'Teddy. An' Bridget, we'll retire and count this money. Come on, 
oukl iial. 



.Scene II. — Mouth of a cave. Bender atid Mack emerging. 

approaching. 

Bryan, lla! comrades! here you are, as I supposed; 

How fare you both.' {They shake hands.] 
Mack. Jolly, Great Duke, and you, I see. 

Look every inch yourself Did all go well.' 
Bryan. Not quite so well as Marshfield; there is left 

A clue to my detection; hut nieantime 

The other boys are safe with lots of goUl. 

I shall be crijipled and must hide me here; 

But for Ben's rashness tlK\\' could not have traceil 

Those robberies home to me. He needs must kill 

And so took time to kill a trembling fool. 

Already paralyzed with mortal fear. 

I did not want to luu-t the passengers; 

It is bad policy to murder; tor 



Bryan 



92 DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 

Of all the crimes in the black catalogue 

It is the hardest to conceal, and surest 

To work exposure; and aside from this, 

That soul that has upon it murdered blood 

Though to a ruffian linked, will never rest — 

Will never know repose atxi tranquil sleep; 

And rove in slumbers midst tli' eljsian fields — 

The dream-lands of the innocent. As you saw- 
In warding blows aimed at a helpless man, 

By crazy Bender, there, my mask fell off, 

And ere I could adjust it, prying eyes 

Did photograph my physiognomy. 
Beji. I told the fellow to hold up his hands. 

But still he fuinbled as if for a pistol ; 

His eye showed mischief, so I shut it up: 

If all the rest had been shut up like his 

You need not fear identity till doom. 
Bryan. Well, say no more; 'tis fixed that some should die, 

That others may have happiness and wealth. 

How oft a single Hie is all that stands 

Betwixt us and the goal of our desires. 

A case in point; — my sister whom we killed. 

By going hence gave me my brother's lands, 

And I felt safe as sole inheritor, 

But now that brother, drowned a score of years. 

Has been cast up by the uncertain sea. 

And claims his late estates; and it would seem 

That he so strikingl_v resembles me 

As to mislead my ser\ants and my wife, 

And the detectives, for they have him now 

Arrested for the robberv of that train, 

And other feats set down to my account. 
Mack. Then let them hang him if you want your lands. 
Ben. And if they clear him give him o'er to me; 

I'll give the coroner a job next week : 

Your brother would have lands .^ — I'll give him lands — 

A hole in Potter's field. 
Brvaii. Bravo, my lads; 

Here's money; help yourselves; this is your o^\ n. 

Now this man must not live, whoe'er he is; 

On Wednesday next his case comes up in court, 

On his petition for release on bail. 

Dress you like gentlemen of ample means ; 

(For rich attire gives testimony Aveight;) 

Report as victiins and as witnesses. 

But not together — strangers to each other — 

Identifv him — fix on him the murder 

That Bender did commit; if let to bail. 

Dog and despatch him ; if remanded back 

Inflame the mob and have him lynched at night. 

Awa}'! despatch! you have no time to lose; 

I will await vou and the issue here. 
Ben. And we will bring you back a good report; 

Perhaps your brother's scalp, 
Mcick. [Asidr.) Ay, or your sister's ghost. 

[ExiY Mackapee and Bender. 
Bryan. Go, murderers, tools, fools! soon your time will come. 

Kill you my enemies and then will I 



DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 93 

Kill you, not that I hate you, but because 
I'm bound to kill the secrets you possess. 
But when I have killed all and covered up 
All traces of my past career — what then.'' 
Will I be happy.'' will I have no dreams.-* 
Will spectres not appear.'' my sister's face — 
Wet, pale and pleading for her gentle life, 
As last I saw it, when her pure young heart 
Received its death stab from this bloody hand, 
Which now is raised against a brother's life.' 

bloody work! that calls for fresher blood! 
To wash out older stains! — as falsehood forged. 
Requires the forging of more falsehoods still 
To fortify the first! Am I a fool.' 

I'll be a man. This brother, killed for me. 
Gives me advantages — takes off pursuit. 
Brings present safety and secure retreat. 
A useful brother — view him as you may: 
A treasure drowned — a very fortune hanged. 

1 will be cheerful ; there is light ahead. 

I'll in and hide me 'til they do report. [Enters the cave^^ 

Scene III. — A court-room in Cincinnati. Michael Dale as Judge; 
Barney Maguire as Sheriff; Blanton Y> a-ly., Attorney for accused; 
Malachi as Prosecutor ; Officers and Spectators. 

y«(/^e. Bring in the accused; we'll try this case at once 

But let the witnesses remain outside; 

When they are called, admit one at a time, 

And do not let those going out confer 

With others yet to come, lest some collusion 

May jeopardize the prisoner's rights at law. 

Wlien prejudice sets hard against a man. 

The office of the law is to protect him 

Till he is fairly tried, and then, if guilty. 

Its office is to fix the penalty. 

And see to its enforcement. Bring him in. 
Ba.sil Duke is brought in. 
jfudge. Are you prepared for trial, gentlemen.'' 
Malachi and Blanton. We are, your Honor. 
Judge. {To prisoner.) You are cited here 

By writ of habeas corpus to show cause 

Why vour detention is unjust, and why 

You should be let to bail. What say you, sir? 
Blan. Your Honor, we appear with odds against us. 

My client is mistaken for a man 

Who is much dreaded by community; 

He is i>ot guilty, but we cannot show it 

Unless he is enlarged and given time 

To make up his defense. He is a stranger 

But can pledge money for sufficient bail. 
Judge. Are you not Anson Gluge, as here set forth 

In these indictments, sir.-* 
Basil. I am not he; my name is Basil Duke; 

I suffered shipwreck many years ago. 

And found my way to India, thence to London, 

Where I did prosper much and tarry long. 

But love of country brought me home at last, 



94 DRAMAS AND MISCELLAJ^EOUS POEMS. 

Where here hard by I once had some possessions, 

Which I had hoped my sister did enjoy — 

She being my only heir; but I have learned 

That she was murdered, and I find my house 

Possessed by people who affect to see 

In me resemblance to one of my name. 

Traveling in Europe for his health and pleasure, 

And who it seems has titles to m}' lands, 

Which he usurps. 
Judge. Had you a brother, sir.^ 

Basil. I had a brother, Bryan was his name. 

But he was crushed by cars when but a boy ; 

Myself did see him buried. 
Mai. Please the court, 

This story is too thin, and yet ingenious; 

But we have here the cunningest rogue extant. 

Who knows his life is forfeited to the law; 

There is no hand he cannot counterfeit; 

His soul is blackened with too many criines; 

He is a murderer whose red hand is damp 

With human blood, shed in pursuit of gain ; 

He knows no mercy, and should meet with none; 

No jail will hold him, and no safe defy ; 

Locks offer no impediment, and law no point 

That he cannot evade; tame though he seem. 

With air of truth and candor well put on. 

So like a broken-hearted \ictim ; but 

As there you see him, there your eyes behold 

The bloodiest criminal, the guiltiest man 

That ever went unhung. 
Judge. Bring in the witnesses. 

Detective., Miranda, Bell Maguire, and Bender and Mackapee {as 
gentlemen)^ are brought in. 

Now, Mister Clerk, swear me these witnesses. 
Clerk: Hold up your hands ; be sworn. You each declare 

Your testimony in the case now pending, 

Wherein the Commonwealth is plaintiff, and 

One Anson Gluge, defendant, shall be truth, 

Without evasion, prejudice or fa\or. 

As you do hope for mercy. [-J// retire but Detcctive.'\ 
Mai. What is your business, sir, and where your home.'' 
Detect. I am on Pinkerton's detective force ; 

I have no special home. 
Mai. Know you this man.' 

Detect. We know him as a noted robber, sir. 

And have had him in custody ere now; 

I have his photograph, you will observe. 

The likeness is conect. Three nights ago 

I tracked him to a house here in this city, 

And aimed to take him, but he did escape; 

I followed, and he's here. I know him well 

From the description and his photograph, 

But personally 1 never met the man, 

Prior to the events I here am speaking of; 

He has disguises and some aliases; 

We know him best as Anson Gluge, the forger. 
Blan. You say you know him by description only.-* 



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Detect. True, sir; but still I know him. 

Blati. That is all. [Nctires, and Mackapee takes the stand.\ 

Mai. Yaur name and occupation, — residence.' 

Mack. Mark Robbins, gentlemen ; San Francisco. 

Mai. What know you of" the prisoner at the bar.-" 

Mack. In transit to the East, the 20th ult.. 

At night, in Illinois, the train was stopped. 

Masked men possessed the cars, with guards at doors; 

We all were robbed ; the express sales carried oft"; 

A passenger plucked oft' this fellow's mask; 

This fellow killed him; ay, sir, jiou are he. 
Mai. A narrative succinct. Take you the witness. 
Blan. I have no questions ; Robbins, you can go. \Exit. 

Enter Bender. 
Mai. What is your name, my friend.' Where do you live.' 

What is your occupation.' 
Ben. Rearing stock; 

Near Austin, Texas; Smith, sir, is my name; 

John Smith ; I am one of them. 
Alal. A singular name; 

Well, tell us, Mr. Smith, about the train. 

Robbed near Vincennes, the 20th of last month — 

If you were there, go on and tell the court 

What there occurred. 
Ben. Your Honor, I was thar. 

The whistle blowed down brakes, and bang we stopped; 

Masked men rushed in crying, " Hands above your heads." 

When traveling, please the court, I pack a flask, 

And alwa3's drink on entering on a muss; 

I took a drink, then gave the thieves a pull. 

For which they passed me by. Just then this man 

Stabbed one poor man who had not raised his hands. 

He cut him several times, and then the man 

Tore oft' the fellow's mask while falling dead. 

This is the murderer; own up, fellow! — seel 

Here is the flask you took that liquor from. 
Blan. If the court please, I enter my protest 

Against this rudeness to my client here. 
Court. The witness will address the court, and not 

The prisoner at the bar. Go on. 
Be7i. I have no more to say. 
Blan. You are excused. 

Bring on your witnesses; we'll see you out. 
Mai. And we shall see you in — in jail, you know. 
Court. Keep order, gentlemen, and hurry up your work. 

Bender retires and Miranda enters. 
Alal. Look at this man; have you seen him ere now.' 

If so, say when and where. 
Mir. A month ago. 

The date I do forget, this man and others 

Wa^'laid and robbed a train near to Vincennes. 

I saw this man pass through the sleeping car, 

Demanding money with revolver drawn ; 

There was a scuffle and his mask fell oft'. 

And then we saw him plainly. This is he. 

He took my watch and locket with a picture — 

Will you return them, sir.' 



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Bas. I wish I could ; 

I was not there; you are in error, dear; 

And yet so honest in your error that 

I hah' way doubt if I be not the man 

I must so much resemble. 
Mai. Wait awhile, 

And we will show you that you are himself; 

You are iinproving. Take the witness. Dale. 
Blan. Is this the man that kilted the passenger.'' 
Mir. Not he; he struggled to prevent the killing. 

'Twas one of them who seemed to be half drunk, 

And wild for blood. While pushing this man back 

His mask fell off. 
Blan. You're sure of this. Miss Vail.? 
Mir. I am; my recollection is distinct, 

Though I was badly frightened. 
Blan. That is all. 

Exit Miranda aiid enter Bell Maguire. 

Mai. This is the sherifl:''s daughter, please the court, 

Miss Bell Maguire. The twentieth of last month 
An east bound train was plundered near Vincennes. 
Were you upon that train.'' If so, be pleased 
To tell the court, fair lady, what transpired 
In your immediate view. 

Bt:ll. I crossed the plains 

To meet Miss Vail, whose friendship I had won 

While in attendance on the Golden coast. 

Upon a school kept for young ladies, by 

The Sisterhood of Mercy. She, a nun, 

Was very dear to me. Ifive years ago 

My father brought me here against my will. 

For all I knew of him was that he claimed 

To be my father, and came once a year 

To pay the Sisters for their care of me. 

Blan. Your Honor, this is all irrelevant; 
I hope the lady will restrict herself 
To what she witnessed in that sleeping car. 

Bell. I begged to be excused from testifymg, 

But Mr. Dale would have me on the stand 

In hope to save his client. Now I must. 

To vindicate myself, tell why I was 

Upon that luckless train, when father, here, 

Supposed me in New York amongst our friends. 

Blan. I beg the court to stop this story, and 
Restrict the lady to the simple facts 
That bear upon the case. 

Mai. Let her go on; 

You are uneasy, Dale. It may come out 
That you yourself were in that car, if not 
A masked robber, still a runaway. 

Bla7i. Please the court, I must inform the gentleman 
That I do very much despise his jeers 
And weak attempts at wit. 

yudge. Well, let the case proceed. It seems to me 
The witness may have latitude to state 
The circumstances bearing on the point 
How she became a witness; if not regular, 
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At the main facts. Go on, and tell your story. 
Elan. I take exception to the ruling, Judge. 
Judge. TX^Qy shall be noted. 

Mai. Now proceed, Miss Bell. 

Bell. The glowing letters did persuade my friend 

To leave the Sisters and take shelter here, 

If I could come or send her an escort. 

She being unused to travel and the world. 

Blan. Your Honor, I must once again protest 

'Judge Be patient, sir. The witness will proceed. 

Bell. I being affianced to your son, your Honor 

Blan. I ask the mercy of the court, and beg 

That this fair witness may be now excused. 
Judge. Go on, fair lady, I will hear it all ; 

The advocate will please to keep his seat; 

His interruptions do impede the court. 
Bell. I being affianced to your Honor's son — 

Himself most honorable and chivalrous — 

I did enjoin him to go for my friend. 

To be my bridesmaid; telling him 

I would not wed him till my charming friend 

Did stand a pleasing witness by my side. 

I, and your son, together with his aunt. 

Went out to California, got my friend, 

And took immediate leave for home again. 

She is the lady that preceded me 

As witness on this stand. At East Saint Louis, 

Somehow, your son and his good aunt were left, 

And came upon a train a few hours later. 
Mai. I see my friend is fortune's favorite. 

Else he would have been robbed by his own client. 
Sheriff Magmre. All this is news to me; but I declare {.Uide). 

It is most entertaining testimony. 
Judge. Saw you this man the night the train was robbed.' 
Bell. I did ; he and two others searched the passengers. 
Mai. How do you recognize him. Miss Maguire.'' 
Bell. One of his comrades stabbed a poor old man. 

Which he endeavored to prevent; and in 

The scuffle that ensued his mask fell off. 

And there he stood revealed. 
Mai. Is this the man.'' 

Bell. That is the face I saw. 

Mai. We rest our cause. 

Take your fair witness, Dale ; in future learn 
Just what a witness will avouch before 

You put him on the stand ; this tiiir one brought 

To clear your client has convicted you; 

Ask mercy of the court. 
Blan. Miss Bell, you say 

The prisoner struggled to prevent the murder.' 
Bell. He did, and in that act was he exposed. 
Blan. You can retire, my dear. 

[Sheriff goes out -.vith her; Blanton follozvs and frrsrn/ly returns.] 
If the court please, 

I cannot urge my client's innocence 

Against this proof; still he is innocent 

Beyond a doubt or question, and can show it, 

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My client is an lionest man, your Honor; 
He has great wealth in England, and can pledge 
Undoubted vouchers tor a half a million, 
If he may be enlarged. He seems to bear 
A fatal likeness to a noted rogue, 
But he is not that rogue. 
yudge. The evidence 

Is clear as to identity; and so 
The prisoner is remanded without bail. 
Two witnesses declare he did the killing: 
His case will come up at the regular term, 
Now close at hand. The court will stand adjourned. 

Scene IV. — Interior of a prison. Enter Basil, Sheriff' and Blantun. 

Blan. This prisoner is innocent, Maguire, 

And we fear nothing but a frenzied mob 

Of half drunk men. So double you the guards; 

The signs are ominous. ' 

Slier. I do believe 

This is not Anson Gluge, the robber chief; 

And I will fortify for his defense; 

No mob shall have him while I am alive. 
\Loclis Basil up in a ccll.'\ 

Scene V. — A street at nigfit. Blanton ivalliing ; enter meeting Jiim Ba.sil 
Duke, in female attire. 

Bas. O lucky circumstance — is that you. Dale.'' 
Blan. The gods protect us! Mr. Duke, you here! 

How came you out.^ where got you this attire.'' 
Bas. It is a dream, my friend — I scarcely know. 

A woman came — the sherift" said : Your sister ; 

The bolts turned on us, then she put her hand 

Upon my mouth, and straightway she disrobed 

Herself and me — mechanically I helped her, 

And in five minutes more she looked like me. 

And I like her, perhaps. Then kissing me. 

And bidding me draw close my veil and sob, 

She motioned to the sherift" as he passed, 

And asking him to let me in next day. 

She gently shoved me out. Bewildered quite 

I was repairing to your office, sir, 

To seek advice and get some fitter garments. 
Blan. This is another blunder, sir; no doubt 

That woman is a pal of Anson Gluge; 

She's read of his reported troubles here, 

And played this desperate game to let him forth. 

The looks that got 3'ou into trouble, sir. 

Have got you out again — so far so good. 

Errors are oft impartial, and sometimes 

Mistakes do speed us when true efibrts fail; 

As now this blunder gives you that relief 

Which neither gold nor well-directed eftbrt 

Could have eftected. But let us go in; 

You must be oft' and sail for calmer seas 

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S//(>/(t'! and ponnd- 



ACT III. 

Scene I. — Interior of a prison. Sheriff and guards. 

ing xvit/ioi/t. 

Sheriff. Gird up your arms; the mob will break the doors. 

Stand firm, and shoot the first that dares approach — 
Hold ! do not fire ; there are too many men ; 
We cannot fight them off. 
[Mob rush ir 



Ben. 



Ben. 
Alack. 



Edna. 



masked and armed — Bender and Mackapee leading 
Guards knocked doxvn and guarded.^ 

{Knocking the Sheriff dorvn.) Yield up the keys ! 

You iTionkey-visaged scoundrel, yield the keys! 
Sheriff. I have not got them; get them how you can. 
Mack. Who cares for keys! come, break the door, my lads! 

Come out, you safe-blower! out, you thieving wretch! 

Here! here! that rope! string up the villain, here! 
[Rope put round Edna's ncck.^ 

(Throxving doxvn her hair.) 

But, gentlemen, you will not hang a woman 

Who hazards thus her life to save a brother! 

The man you want is many miles away — 

Safe from your fury. I am but a woman; 

A poor weak woman — see my naked arms. 

My only error is to shield my brother 

From such rash men as you. 

{To Mackapee, aside.) It is poor Edna! gallant, gallant girl! 

She thinks 'tis Anson she has sent away; 

She inust be saved ; be quick. 

Well, gentlemen, 

I have a weak side for a woman's love, 

And adiniration for a daring act; 

I move that this girl be allowed to go. 

The man we want cannot be far away. 

And we can find him if we stir ourselves. 

Let her go. 

Then, sheriff, bring her garments. 

I have a trunk just at the depot here. 

If some kind gentleman will go for it. 

I will arrange my toilet in the cell. 

And then go hence, if you permit me to, 

Leaving my blessings here with you, good men; 

And hoping you will not pursue my brother, 

But leave him with his life and to repentance. 
[Bender and Mackapee go for the trunk and nturn.^ 

Please set it in the cell, good gentlemen. 

And presently I'll go with some of you, 

And crave protection till I find a lodging, 

For I am poor, and am a stranger here. 

O, gallant men, so cruel to each other. 

And yet so kind and tender to our sex. 
[She enters the cell and presently emerges a fine l(Hly\ 

O beauteous woman ! lady, in the world 

There is no fairer creature than yourself, 

And were 3'our brother good as vou are bra\i', 



5, 



Mack. 



All. 

Mack. 

Edna. 



Mack. 



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Lovely and sweet and gentle in vour looks, 
He then were worthy such a charming sister. 
Come, lead the way, we'll see you safely housed. 

[Edna takes /it's arm and all retire. 



Scene II. — 'Jl/e cave. 



Bryan sitting near. 
Bender. 



Enter Mack.m'ee aud 



Bryan. 

Mack. 

Ben. 



Bryan. 
Mack. 
Bryan. 
Ben. 



Bryan. 
Mack. 



Ben. 



Mack. 
Brvan. 



Ben. 



A thousand welcomes to you, noble lads! 
How seems the world to stand.' 

As it" about to fall. 
And we must stand from under, gentle hoy. 
Things do not look so bright, but I will drink; 
I have not felt my liquor for a week. 

\£>rinks and hands the bottle round.^ 
Can you report his death.'* 

No; he's at large. 
Then Satan burn you in his hottest pit! 
Go slow, old fellow; we ha\e done our best. 
And would have had him but for Edna's zeal : 
She read of your arrest, and as a sister, 
Sought you in jail, changed habits with your brother. 
And sent him weeping out. 

So big a fool.'^ 
Not much fool either — he's as like yourself 
As one black ram is like another. Why, 
His gait, his voice, his gestures are your own. 
His hat sets on him as does yours on 30U, 
From front, or rear, or viewed from either flank. 
He is your counterfeit. 'Twas hard, indeed. 
To make poor Edna understand the facts. 
For she knew nothing of this brother business 
Until we told her. 

Well, we should have hanged him ; 
We swore him out of bail, and raised the mob, 
We quelled the guards and sheriff", broke the door, — 
Was in the very act of hanging him, 
When he pulled off" his hat, and there was Edna, — 
A stranger to the mob but known to us. 
Who, unrevealed to her, in our disguise. 
Became her instant champions, taking in 
The situation at a glance — at once 
We set the mob upon your brother's track, 
For he was scarce a half an hour away, 
And spirited brave Edna to a house 
Where we had rooms; and there disclosed ourselves. 
And come for counsel and to make report. 
A pretty mess you've made! — all the black furies 
"Vent here their plagues upon you! eat you up 
With ioul corroding ulcers! starve, burn, freeze, — 
Rack you with toothaches, nightmares, — blow you both 
With nitro-glvcerine to nothingness! 
You fools! yon dolts, you asses, idiots, infants! 
What in the devil ails you, Br^'an Duke! 
I'll whip this dagger in your carcass, sir! 
Damn me and you! I will not take it, sir! — 
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yiitck. {Sta?tding' between them.) 

Put up your weapons, Ben; and Bryan, you! 

Put down that pistol! Peace, I say! — be still! 

What! are you drunk entirely! 
B}'yan.(ThroT.vs azvay /lis I'cz'olver.) Pardon, bo\ s — 

I am too fast, too fast — give me your hands — 

Give me your hand, brave Ben; and yours, good Mack; 

You are my friends; I love you as my sons, 

And should not anger you; but O, good lads. 

You know not how you have destroyed my hopes 

By letting Edna know I have a wife. 

By which that wite Avill know I have a mistress; 

For that mad girl will work the niatter up, 

And all my schemes will fail ! 
Be>i. (Throiving do-vn his zveapons.) 

Here's pardon, Bryan ; 

Give me your hand, and kick me for a fool ; 

I am ashamed — here, let us take a drink. 

And play the fool no more. [They driuk.^ 
Mack. Here let it di-op — all men at times are rash, 

And friends should bear witli friends, because we oft 

Heap most abuse on those we love the most. 

In freaks of passion, trusting in their lo\e 

To make allowance and take no account 

Of what is said in anger. 
Bryan. True, good Mack, 

And so we'll say no more. I do suppose 

As circumstanced, you could do nothing better. 

And well I know you acted for the best. 
Mack. We did, and as the case had got mixed up. 

We came here for advice. 
Hryaii. Well, we must act. 

That brother must be stopped. Our hidden wealth 

I yield to you when you can say he's dead. 

And Edna, — boys, that woman is insane; 

I love her as my life — she's saved us oft; 

But I have noticed for a year or more 

A wandering of her mind ; sometimes she stands 

And looks upon the wall, her lips in motion 

As if in whispers to a spirit there; 

Then will she pause; then suddenly turn away, 

And with a sigh walk straightway from the room; 

And then, as if remembering, she returns 

With cautious tread, like some one in the dark, 

Seeks her piano and begins to thrum 

Some old-time strains familiar to my ear. 

As was her wont in her proud father's home. 

In girlhood's halcyon hours. This is a sample, 

Of the disturbed relation of her senses 

That terrifies me so. 
Mack. Is't possible! then this explains her manner; 

For when she asked us why we'd kill your brother, 

Supposing he was such, and we explained 

That he was rightful owner to your lands. 

And home in Cincinnati — that your sister 

Had been dispatched to clear the way for you — 

So much vexation, yet to lose your home — 

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Like a proud horse long whipped, at last despairing, 

Receives the lashes without sign of feeling, 

Save a faint tremor in his bleeding flanks, 

And fixedness of frowns. 
Ben. In some mad freak she maj betray us all. 
Bryan. That's what I fear; and precious as she is, 

I could almost rejoice were she in heaven ; 

We are not safe while that poor girl retains 

Her speech and motion, with a mind removed 

So far from healthful action. 
Ben. The way is clear — knives, powder, poison cheap; 

She may And heaven with a little help. 
Bryau. Who gives her that small help, helps me to peace, 

For I do fear her very much of late. 

Go, boys, and watch her mo\ements, and my brother's 

That brother must be killed as Anson Gluge; 

And if so killed it must be quickh' done 

By you or by the mob; if given time 

He will establish an identity 

Distinct from mine, and there will be no place 

Upon the earth where 1 can rest in peace. 
Ben. Tut, man! cheer up! — we'll have your brother's hide. 

And you shall live to rob a continent; 

Let's go about it, Mackapee, at once ; 

We will return when we ha\'e welcome news. 

Another drink, and part. \They driftk.'] 
Alack. It did transpire 

In his examination that this man 

Bears on his person papers that do call 

For large deposits in a foreign bank. 

You, Bryan, if we get him, can go on, 

(And it is best you were abroad awhile,) 

Looking as like him as two eels are like, 

And lift deposits on the vouchers' face; 

I spy a speculation in this death. 

As well as salt to save our tainted meat. 
Bryan. Joint actors in the enterprise, you shall 

Be sharers in the profits. Fare you well. 

[^Exi't Bender and Mackapek. 

I do distrust them, and I will pursue; 

There is too much at stake; who wants good work. 

Himself must do the work; blows must be struck; 

Four deaths — my brother's, Edna's, Mack's and Ben's, — 

Must be scored up; I am no free man else; 

I am a slave while move upon the earth 

Four persons, — ay, one person — who can swear 

My neck into a halter; bloody deeds 

Must seal up deeds of blood. Edna, I come. 

And you must walk the plank! — you first, because 

You are least \vanted and most dangerous. 

I will assume disguise and after them. 

And if they fail to cut each other ofi", 

I'll be on hand to help. 

Scene III. — Bed-room in a hotel. Edna making- her toilet. 

Edna. By which am I deceived.' — by these false men. 
Or the sure evidence of my true eves.' 
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In fact I did not scan him, knowing him 

At the first glance, and never dreaming that 

There might be such another man as he. 

Thej speak of him as being Bryan Duke, 

Who by tlie murder of a sister got 

Possession of his drowned brother's lands, 

And mansion in this city. Here's a thread; 

I will unravel. Be he Bryan Duke, 

And not the Anson Gluge I have so loved. 

And if he have a home and family here — 

Then O poor me! but I will know the worst. 

These men have known his secret and have kept it; 

I true to all, and only I betrayed. 

O, how unselfish is that woman's love 

Who hugs the phantom when the form has flown; 

Who bears neglect — abuse, but struggles still 

To gild with gold the idol turned to brass! 

Poor woman's love clings to its early dream. 

And to the dear one mirrored in that dream. 

All down the rugged path the vicious tread : 

The sot, the thief, the felon in his cell. 

May yet be shrined in some poor broken heart. 

May have the halo of sOme woman's love, 

Softened with rose-bud tints of life's sweet morn, 

Shedding its saddening radiance o'er his wreck. 

And wreathing a garland fringed with golden light 

About his aching brow. 

Scene IV. — A room in Bryan's house. Bridget fitssilv arraugimr the 

fitruitnrc. 

Bridget. Shure an its meself that has all the wurruk to do. Ted 
dthrunk and the nagur not wurth his salt. 

S^Door-bell rings. She opens the door.'] 
Enter Edna. 

Good morning, mom. Is it the misthress you'd be seeing.' 

Ed. Well, yes, my good woman; but I am" in no hurr\-. I will take 
a chair. Does Mr. Duke live here.'' 

Brid. Shure an' he does, barrin' the fact that he's n'wer here. More'n 
a year we hadn't seen the face av him, bad luck to him. Well, the 
tother day he put in an appearance, he did. But it wasn't himself even 
thin, but another like him as two geese ; an' he wint away. Thin they 
said the properthy was his and not Bryan's at all. Thin Bryan did come 
himself ; but the perleece come pounding around and wanting to find 
Gluge, the express thafe; an' Bryan didn't know what the villains meant, 
an' he wint aft'. Since that we've heard from nather ax them. 

Enter Saddie. 

Here is misthress Duke herself. 

Edna. (Rising.) Good morning. Madam. I am a traveling correspond- 
ent of an Eastern magazine, and wishing a quiet home in your city a 
short time, I was recommended to see you. 

Saddie. My husband is so much from home that I entertain a few ladies 
for their company, and not for gain. I think you may join us awhile. 
Pray walk into the parlor. [Exit. 

Brid. Another one to pound the pianer an' to do for; an' the nagur 
and Ted not wurth their salt widout a masther. Dthrunk ivery day; 
I wish I had a divorcement or the divil had Ted. 



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Scene V. — A room. Euter Mackapee. 

Mack. At first it was deception played for gain, 
But tiiat deception is deceiving me, 
Or it is no deception, but the dead, 
That manitest themselves. I am the medium. 
Through which some dreadful power, either good or evil, 
Is struggling for expression. I am shaken 
As if by agues; voices from the dead 
Do chatter in my ears at night, and shadows dim. 
As if of spirits, flit before my eyes; 
Raps made by me at first, repeat themselves — 

\Sliarp raffing — he start si\ 
There! there they are! — the instant I'm alone. 
My eyes being shut, still have the power to see; 
And faces of the murdered come near mine; 
(With stony eyes,) so close I feel their breath ; 
My ears being stopped, yet hear; and voices stilled, 
In whispers plead for lives. I have no rest; 
And by continued wakefulness and torture, 
I have grown timid and am not myself; 
Is there not some relief .? 



Enter Bender. 



Ben. 



Ben. 



Mack. 



Still gloomy. Mack.? 
Try some of this : Your liver is too cold ; 
I think our prey is lurking in the city; 
We must keep stirring till we come upon him. 

Mack. I have lost appetite for this employ. 

Since Edna must be slain at Bryan's whim. 
I tell you, Ben, I will not harm that girl. 
Come what may come of it. 
Nor I ; I did assent to Bryan's views 
To sound him merely ; he is tired of her, 
And wants a newer mistress — nothing more. 
But in the taking oft" of Basil Duke 
There's money and promotion. 

What promotion.? 
This man who kills his sister, brother, mistress — 
Who rails at inurder in a general way. 
Yet does it in detail — where will he stop.? 
He has no friend so dear but he will kill him; 
His earliest theft was covered by a murder: 
Has he ne'er told you this.? 

Not he; how was't.? 

Mack. At sixteen years he robbed his father's safe, 
And then he coaxed a comrade of his age 
To change apparel with him, which he did 
k. Down to the smallest garment. It was night, 
And the two lads went forth to steal a ride 
Upon a passing train; when on a sudden, 
The unsuspecting lad was shoved headlong, 
And crushed beneath the wheels; the murderer, Bryan, 
Sprang on the train and entered thence upon 
His life of crime, far from his nati\-e haunts. 
While the crushed body of his little friend 
Went to the grave as his. 



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'Ben. A murderer born; 

And jet he chides me for excess of murder! 
Mack. He kills his friends in preference to his foes; 

That you do not. May we not be the next? 

What say you, Ben.^ 
Ben. No fear of that; 

Gluge is a careful inan, and only strikes 

Where blows are needed; he is true to us, 

And will keep faith to the last dollar, Mack. 
Mack. Thus far he has. Well, I am out of sorts, 

And see with jaundiced eyes. Give me your flask; 

The drunkard's sleep is dreamless — make me drunk, 

So every sense may sleep; drink, drink to-night; 

To-morrow night we'll work. YFhey driuk.\ 

Scene VI. — A parlor in Maguire's house. Miranda aiid Bell. 

Mir. Well, why does Mr. Dale desire to postpone the wedding.? 

Bell. O, his law business is pressing him so. We had arranged a 
wedding tour, and it will be two months before he can spare the time. 

• Mir. If you had married before you set out for California, that would 
have been a splendid wedding trip. 

Bell. That is just what Blanton said. But I wouldn't think of mar- 
riage until we returned. I don't know what made me so foolish, as 
everything was ready, and it would have saved time and money and 
trouble, and have been more pleasant too. What do you think of Mal- 
achi, Miranda.'' I believe he is dead in love with you. 

Mir. I think him a very proper young man, and very romantic and 
ardent. 

Bell. Do you know he was once a suitor of mine.-' 

Mir. Gracious, no! Was he.'' 

Bell. He was; but we had a misvmderstanding and were both too proud 
to make any concession. It almost broke my heart. But during our 
estrangement, Blanton, who was also my suitor, received my plighted 
faith. 

Mir. Do you love Malachi still.'' 

Bell. You oughtn't to ask me, my dear; but if I do, a woman's heart 
can entertain love for two men at the same time; which they say is 
iinpossible. 

Mir. I am sure both of them are lovable young gents; but I have 
no experience in love matters. Malachi is the first man that ever said 
love to me. 

Bell. So you have been courting! 

Mir. O, no, but both the young gentlemen have paid me pleasant 
compliments. 

Bell. Both.'' Why, dear Miranda, I shall become as jealous as a gan- 
der if Blanton falls in love with you too. 

Mir. O, I will be very circumspect. You shall have no cause for 
jealousy. 

Bell. Suppose you and Malachi make up a match, and we have a 
double wedding. It would be so nice. 

Mir. O, gracious, Bell! Malachi wouldn't think of marrying a girl 
with no fortune, and of uncertain parentage. 

Bell. Wouldn't he! Well, if 1 mistake not you will find out difter- 
ently. And besides, the watch and locket may be tbund and lead to 
your parentage. You may come out an heiress. \Bcll ringsi\ Our tea 
is ready. 



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Scene VII. — A la-Myers office. Enter Blanton. 

Blan. If I had never seen her all were well ; 
I thought I had the fairest lady living; 
I had no idea there had ever breathed 
A sweeter girl than my angelic Bell. 
And I did love her with consuming passion — 
With that ecstatic agony of love 
That aches the heart and kills all appetite 
Except the thirst for love; and now I loathe her — 
Not that, but I don't want her; she is sour; 
She's bitter, ugly, old, malicious; O! 
That tempting apple froin the golden slope 
Hath stol'n the apple of mine eye ; until 
Mine eyes beheld that rare exotic flower 
I thought I had the sweetest rose of summer : 
Now mine is withered — withered on my hands! 
Miranda! O Miranda! — how — O, how 
Will I achieve thee! O, it cannot be; 
My honor is at stake ; come, faded Bell ; 
Here is my hand — here is my naked hand ; 
My heart I have not; it is with your friend, 
The graceful goddess of the Golden State, 
The queen of California. So it is; 
Comparison breaks up our dearest charms; 
Corrects the erring eye and shows defects 
In pictures where perfection seemed to rest, 
Till ranged with others of di\iner finish; 
Miranda! O Miranda! 

Enter Bell, hastily. 

Bell. O Miranda! 

She is out walking with dear Malachi ! 

I called for you so we could join them ; but, 

Miranda, O Miranda, is the song 

I find you singing, sir! 

Blan. Well — and — indeed 

Bell. Well and indeed! — the truth is, Blanton Dale, 

You are in lo\e with my bewitching friend ; 

And would break oft" with me. 

Blan. Well — and — indeed 

Bell. Love has tied up your tongue! — well and indeed, 

You iterate as idly as a parrot: 

You stand dumbfounded, a convicted lover. 

And false to iron-clad oaths. 

Blan. Well — and — indeed 

Bell. Has she took all your wit! have you no speech! 

Was it for this I broke with Malachi, 

And took you in his stead ! 

Blan. Indeed, indeed 

Bell. Indeed me no indeeds; I want to know 

If 3'ou do love Miranda.^ 

Blan. In very deed 

Bell. Tut ! tut ! — You are a ibol ! if j'ou have speech, 

Pray tell me why you called upon Miranda 

In plight so lackadaisical and woe-begone; 

With arms outstretched as if to pluck her form 

From the invisible air? 



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Blan. Indeed, my dear, let me ha\'e time for speech. 
Bell. Speak, speak; I'm dead to hear. 
Blan. Well, — well, — in fact 

I was composing sonie tremendous verse. 

For Malachi to fire at your fair friend, 

For he has fallen so in love with her 

That he raves furiously by day and night, 

Crying Miranda, O Miranda dear! 

Even in the public streets; and so I wove 

Her name quite frequently in the blank verse 

Which I was conning o'er. 
Bell. And is that all.? 

And does the poet work his visage thus, 

And fling his arms about in giving vent 

To passions that are strangers to himself. 

But burn for utterance in his neighbor's bosom 

Till he gixes them expression.'' 
Bhiii. The poet's realm 

Is the ideal; he lives not in facts; 

His fancy is the goddess he admires, 

And in whose w^orld he moves. 
Bell. I pardon vou ; 

But Malachi will not require yowr verse; 

Our wedding day and theirs will be the same; 

That much has been arranged. 
Blan. So hot as that.'' 

Well then, my love, let's join them in the walk; 

I must congratulate them. This is news. 
Bell. Miranda would be married privately 

At some good pastor's house; with your consent, 

That is determined on. 
Blan. That suits me to a T. • 

But better still the other girl for thee. (Aside.) 

Scene VII. — Cincinnati. A room. Enter Malachi. 

Mai. Our marriages are managed by the Fates; 
And matches are made up in infancy ; 
And our blind efforts to pervert this law, 
Are turned to naught at touch of destiny. 
How madly I did worship Bell Maguire! 
How resolute was I to make her mine! 
But destiny designed her for another, 
And put the means to bring about the ends. 
In my own nature — swift to take offense, 
And quite too proud to own myself mistaken. 
The unobservant mind would scarcely note, 
In this slight ripple in our stream of love, 
The hand of destinv that made delay, 
Until the far off golden gates let forth 
The peerless woman pre-ordained for me. 
And she was drawn by fate's resistless power. 
Without an effort of her own or mine, 
And placed before me on the witness stand: 
But he who notes no trace of fate herein, 
Is dumb as ox — blind as earth-burrowing mole: 
He is too big a fool to argue with, 
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ACT IV. 

Scene I. — The street in front of Bryan's house at night. Enter Bryan. 
partly disguised. 

Bryan. As I expected, she has sought my wife, 

And Saddle knows the villain she has married. 

Now vengeance whets the knife whose edge were dull, 

In killing for precaution. Die in sleep! 

Though I would rather kill you while awake 

And begging for your life upon your knees, 

So you might feel your hurts; it is a pleasure 

I must forego, for there must be no noise : 

I'll enter and you die. 
[ Unlocks the outer door and enters. Mackapee and Bender emerge front 
a corner and approach the door stealthily. They arc drunk and partly 
disguised.^ 
Mack. 'Tis Basil Duke; why should he enter here.'' 

Did you not see how cautiously he moved.'' 

As if afraid his foot-falls would be heard.' 
Ben. Indeed I did ; he had a dagger drawn. 

His business must be bloody, like our own; 

Let's in and after him ; 'tis fit he die 

In the performance of some overt act: 

Let's drink and after him. 

Scene II. — A room in the same house. Enter Saddie -vith Edna's shazvl 
about her head and shoulders. She opens a rear door and lets Detective 
in. They embrace. Bryan seen hiding. 

Saddie. "Qe still, my darling; now the coast is clear; 

The ladies have retired, the servants sleep, 

And we may feast on love. 

[Bryan rushes behind and stabs them^ 
Bryan. Then feast in hell! 

I'll ope the way for you — down! you adulteress! 
[Detective and Saddie /<-///.] 
Detect. O fool, to risk his life to gain a woman, 

When he can have so many without risk ! 

The fool's death do I die. 
Bryan. {Stabbing him.) Out on you, damned villain! speak no more! 

Have you nine lives.' 
Saddie. Forgive me, O my husband! 

Bryan. (Stabbing her.) Away to hell, and take my curse with \ouI 

I took you for another, but 'tis well, 

Since you are false as she. 
Mackapee and Bender enter and rush upon Bryan. 
Bender. Hold, villain, hold! \They fight ?[ 

Mack. Yield, scoundrel, yield or die ! your time has come ! 
/?r>'f?«. Stand back, you cowards! back upon your peril! 

\He stabs both and they fall., Bender stabbing him as he Jalls.\ 
Ben. O Mackapee, 'tis Bryan we have slain. 

And by his hand we fall ! — a parting drink — 

O, comrades, fare you well ! 

[Fails to lift the flask to his lips — dies.] 
Bryan. - O cursed eftect 

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The terminus of strife; farewell, mv lads! 
You are beyond reproof [^Falls and dies.^ 

Mack. Too man_)- plots — 

Deceit and scheme engrafted upon scheme; 
Deceivers while deceiving, more deceived; 
Your mines for others sprung by other mines, 
And these by others — life is a web of schemes, 
Which death can but unravel! Let me hence! [Z>?Va\] 
Enter Edna. 

Edna. What dreadful work is this! O horrid sight! 
What! Bender! Mackapee! and Anson, you — 
Are you all dead! Then why should I survive 
Who have broken laws and hearts as well as you! 
One kiss, betrayer! it was this face I loved. 
And not the spark just out! One more embrace! 
Now false one, loan me this ! 

\^Takcs a pistol from his breast and shoots herself. '\ 
Enter Dixie in front, not seeing' the bodies. 

Dixie. What dat shootin'.' I heard a gun goin' oft". 
[Discovers the bodies.^ 
O lod, lod, lod, lod! Murdah! murdah! murdah! murdah! 
murdah-ah-ah ! 

Enter Teddy. 
Teddy. Who's kilt, that ye roar murther, ye black villain.? \^Discov- 
crs the bodies.'] O murther! murther! murther! The masther kilt and 
the misthress! O murther and adulthrey ! Ivery livin' sowl in the 
house dead and kilt! 

Enter Bridget. 
Bridget. Are yez dthrunk again, ye blackguards! [^Sees the bodies.] 
() howly Moses! jSIurther, murther! Perleece, perleece! O, fan me, 
darlint, fan me! [/ud/s.] 

Scene III. — A room in Judge Dale's house. Enter Sheriff M-AGUiKi:, 
hurriedly; the fudge seated. 

Maguire. Excuse abruptness ; let me speak to you 

As Michael Dale the sailor, time is precious. 
Since the dread tragedy at Bryan Duke's 
We know that he and Anson Gluge were one; 
And that his brother who was tried for him, 
Is the true man which he did claim to be. 
But now prepare for wonders. He is here, 
Returned to yield him to the law's demand; 
And just this moment comes the coroner, 
Who found upon the person of this Gluge, 
The watch and locket from Miranda stolen, 
As I suppose they are froni her description; 
Here they are, Michael, and you will perceive 
They are the articles found with those babes. 
Whom we, young sailors, rescued from the waves 
So long ago, and which with the sweet babe 
I left with pious nuns, but saw no more. 

Judge. I recognize them, and I do believe 

Miranda was that babe; this photograph. 
The likeness of her mother; I have here, 

\Takes it from a draiver. 
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You will remember, prattling, called his pa, 

The morning alter we escaped the wreck, 

For reasons, Barney, you may understand, 

He has not seen the picture since that day. 
Maguirc. {Taking it.) 'Tis Basil Duke, who now is at my house, 

And he's the father ot" your Malachi 

And my Miranda. 
Judge. Bring him quickly hither; 

He'll recognize the picture of his wife, 

If it be he. 

\Exit Maguire and returns zvith Bash. Duke- 
Judge. I'm glad to greet you as an honest inan. 

Free from restraint and from suspicion, sir; 

We know the story of your loss at sea; 

Some twenty years ago, Maguire and I 

W'ere sailors, and escaped a sinking ship; 

Saving two children, w-ith some photographs. 

Some watches, and some money ; scan you this. 
Basil. {Kissing the picture.) 

This is the picture of my wife ! O inen. 

Where are the children now.'' 
Maguire. Gone to their wedding. 

The youth that prosecuted you in court. 

Reared by the Judge, who named him Malachi, 

Is your own son ; the witness called Miranda, 

Is, we believe, your daughter and his sister, 

Who, ignorant of their dear relationship, 

As all of us have been until this hour, 

Are at the pastor's house this very moment 

To solemnize their marriage. 
Basil. Haste we thither — 

O, lead me to the house, good gentlemen! 

We yet may reach it to arrest the marriage. 
A/aguire.We have no time to loose; this is the hour; 

All further explanations can be made 

When we are more at leisure. [Exit hurriedly. 

Scene IV. — A room m pastor\<: house. Malachi and Miranda and 
Bl ANTON and Bell standing before the pastor to be married. Company 
in attendance. 

Pastor. Join you your hands. [Loud hnoching.] 

Voice -vithout. Open the door; we do forbid the marriage. 

Pastor. What may this mean.' 

Malachi. Some merry friends, perhaps, 

Who have divined our purpose, and have come 
To give us a surprise. 

Basil, Judge atid Maguire rush in. 

Basil. Hold! hold! I do forbid! — you are m\- children; 
You, fair young lad}', are the \ery image 
Of your dead mother; and this fine young man 
Has got his mother's ej'es. O you. my daughter, 
Did make me think of her when in the court 
So that my heart was broken. [Attempts to embrace Mir. 

Mai. Hold, good sir: 

Has this man gone insane.' 

Judge. He is your father; 

And that fair girl beside you is your sister ; 
Embrace him, Malachi. 



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Mat. Are you all mad? 

Magtiire. We are not mad ; the stolen goods are found ; 
Here, sweet Miranda, is your mother's picture, 
And this was once her watch. This will explain 
Why we are here to interrupt the marriage ; 
Your bridegroom is your brother — ample proof 
Have we at hand to verify the fact. 
But explanations fuller in detail, 
You shall have shortly — now salute your father. 
Whose heart is gushing for his long lost babes. 

Mir. He looks so like the man that took my watch, 

That I do shudder; should he be my father, 
I fear I cannot love him ; but I know- 
That robber is no more. 

Judge. He was your uncle; 

His ways were bad, but lie has paid the debt; 
Your watch and photograph were found upon him ; 
Which Barney and myself do recognize; 
For we were sailors in our youthful days, 
And from a shipwreck saved two little babes. 
The parents being lost, as we supposed; 
But iiere the father is — the children you. 
Whom he has mourned as lost for twenty years; 
Remembering them as prattlers on his knee. 
Whom the devouring waves had swallowed up. 
With their young mother, whom he mourns to-day. 
Though his lost babes who know and own him not, 
He has recovered unexpectedly. 

Mai. Dear father, welcome, I will doubt no more. 

But wait the history at greater length 
With very great impatience. 

Mir. Father, I 

Do here salute you with a daughter's kiss: 
And I look like my mother.'' 

Basil. O, so much. 

That my soul wanders back to sunny hours 
Of courtship, love and marriage. 

Mai. O Miranda, 

Haply not my wife; now I may love thee, 

But with a brother's loxe; — the husband's hopes 

Die here like early flowers : I have a pearl 

Where late I had a diamond — precious still. 

Though in a diiYerent sense; I gain a sister, 

A father too, but lose so dear a treasure! 

There's no expression nor analysis 

For this conflicting war of the emotions! 

Perplexity of passion ! — pain with pleasure! 

Torture with ecstasy, and glowing heat with ice ! — 

One gentle kiss at parting, O my bride! 

And sister, one at meeting! 

Mir. Farewell, husband, 

O, farewell, farewell! — and brother, brother, hail! 

Blait. That marriage, then, is off". 

Pastor. Shall we proceed with yours .'' 

[Judge, Basil and Maguire confer aside.'l 

Blan, These ladies, sir, have made a girlish vow 
To live in maidenliood till the same hour 
Sees both made happy brides. 



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Judge. Miss Bell, and you, Miranda — you, my son; 
And you, good Malachi, almost my son: 
Give me attention. It is known to us, 
That both young men love both of you young girls, 
With almost equal ardor. You, my son. 
Do love Miranda. 

Blau. {Aside.) Nine billions more than Bell ! 

yndgc. You, Malachi, do love fair Bell Maguire; 

Go, take her for your bride, and give your sister 
To Blanton for a wife; then you will have 
A wife and sister, too, and sweet Miranda 
Will have a brother's and a husband's love, 
And all paternal blessing. 

Mai. Gentle Bell, 

Will you ex'change your husband there for me? 
And take the place of my transformed wife.? 

Hell. With his consent I will ; it was yourself 

That first taught me to love. 

BluH. Well, darling Bell, 

With all my heart I yield you to my friend. 
If I may have his charming sister there, 
To fill the void made in this faithful heart. 
By 3'our unlooked-foi- loss. My dear Miranda, 
Will you stand here my bride.'' 

Alir What says my father.? 

Basil. He wishes you to wed the worthy son 

Of this good man, who with his comrade here. 
Snatched his poor children trom the hungry sea, 
And here restores them. 

Alir. Father, I obey. 

Blan. Then once more take our places on the floor; 
Come, rose of Yosemite. 

Mai. And you, my flower-de-luce; 

The old flame shall be fed upon your lips. 
Till it consume all other. 

Past Once more join hands. You here take, each of 3'ou, 

The person whom you now hold by the hand. 
For your companion, confidant and friend. 
Above all other friends; and promise never 
To do an act which you would wish concealed 
From your companion.? this day's covenant 
To end but with your life.? You give assent; 
Then you are married. 

Bitsil. And each couple here, 

I do endow with fift^- thousand dollars, 
A father's wedding gift — much more will follow; 
Go with my blessing, while I do retire 
To my old home, and there in solitude 
Bewail the loss of your dear mother during 
The remnant of my life. 
Enter Doctor, Sufcriiitoidoit of Insane Asylum. 

Dr. Excuse intrusion : 

By much inquiry I have found at last 
The person whom I seek. You, sir, I think, 
Are Basil Duke, who suffered shipwreck once. 
And who here late was tried as Anson Gluge, 
The famous robber; — are you, sir, the man.? 

Basil. I am, my friend. 



DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 113 

Dr. Your recent trial, sir, • 

Was published in the papers, with your portrait, 

As you appeared in court. One of these papers, 

Came by the merest chance, here recently. 

Into the hands of a poor crazy woman. 

Whom we have had in charge in the asylum 

For more than twenty years. I should have said, 

I am from San Francisco, in which place 

I superintend an asylum for the insane; 

How this poor woman came there is unknown; 

She was most lady-like, with dreamy eyes. 

Expressionless, but steady in their gaze. 

She never smiled, nor wept, nor did her tongue 

Give any token of intelligence. 

Though she was oft conversing with herself, 

No question put to her recei\ed reply ; 

Yet when addressed she gave you rapt attention, 

As if in hunger to de\our your words. 

But without power to comprehend or speak; 

Nor would she speak when any one was near; 

But when alone her voice was often heard 

In low, sweet accents, talking to her dolls; 

For her sole occupation was the nursing 

Of two doll babies like a little child. 

At first she made them from her dress or shawl. 

But, seeing her bent, two dolls were bought for her, 

A little boy and girl; these she embraced 

And straightway i-an and hid; and from that hour 

She hid them from the intruder; but alone 

She nursed them constantly, and could be heard 

Telling them that their pa would soon return ; 

And singing snatches of old nursery songs. 

And lullaby s to them. Well, as I said, 

One of these papers came into her hands; 

I happened to be present when her eyes 

Fell on the portrait; instantly her hands 

Were clinched, as from an overcharged battery. 

Then she seemed reading calmly several minutes, 

When with a strangled, gurgling shriek she fell 

Prostrate upon the floor. She then was bled. 

And slept composedly some twenty hours. 

When she awoke and asked us where she was. 

The eye had lost its stony, vacant stare, 

And through the pupil came the spirit light 

That spoke the language of the healthful brain. 

In short, the lady was restored to reason, 

Though twenty years of life were blank to her: 

She thought it was but yesterday she stood 

With her lo\ed husband and her Ralph and Rose, 

Upon a vessel's deck. [Basil falls.^ 

Pasto) Haste to the gentleman, good people, all ; 
See! the poor man has fallen! 

Basil. Gently, friends: 

Let me lie down ; 'tis but a dizziness : 
Thank vou, my daughter, for a sup of drink : 
Go on, good doctor; where was't you left off"? 
I will stand up and hear you to the end. 



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Dr. I said the lady was restored to reason : 

She gave her history and was so assured 
That you, sir, are lier husband, that she begged 
To be brought hither. 
Basil. Am I still in the earth .^ 

Or in deep slumber have I stol'n away 
Amidst the spheres, and found some whirling planet, 
Peopled with spectres, riding on the winds. 
And phantoms taking shapes of dear ones dead, 
Flitting in mockery, half obscured the while. 
Athwart my troubled vision.? Do I sleep? 
Did you not say the lady was brought hither.? 
Where is she.? May I see her.? 
Dr. Here she is : 

Enter Annabel. 
Let me remove your veil. Is this your wife.? 
\RhsIi into each other^s avnis^ 
Basil. Have 3'ou come from the dead, my Annabel, 

To join me once again.? 
Annabel. O my dear husband! 

I've dreamed of you throughout a troubled sleep. 
That seems to me an age! 
Basil. And I of you. 

Now let us think of nothing more at present. 
Save that we are alive. 
Annabel. But Basil, dear, 

Where are the children.? 
Miranda and Malachi. {Both embracing her.) 
Here, mother, see your children ! 



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The miscellaneous pieces which follow here, with a few exceptions, 
have appeared in various publications, running back to 1S49; and several 
of them possessed local or general significance at the time of publication, 
which, perhaps, gave them their only value. 

CARRIER'S GREETING. 

Written for The Madison, Ind., Daily Banner, January 1. 1852. 

FAREWELL, farewell, old year! thou hast departed 
Upon Time's turbid and tempestuous sea. 
While chastened, and subdued, and heavy-hearted, 

We turn to take one lingering look at thee ; 
While memory worketh — worketh as the bee 

Works in her hive — it worketh in the brain; 
It reveleth in the past incessantly — 

It pointeth to past peril, pride and pain. 

And vanished vagaries, all valueless and vain. 

It holdeth up a mirror to the mind 

Where it hath painted pictures of the past — 
Tlie fairest faintly, while alas, we find 

The foulest figures most securely cast! 
Shades of shortcomings! rush ye thick and fast 

In memory's mirror, ye tormenting troop! 
Away with you! since loved ones ye outlast! 

O, could we sweep ye with a sudden swoop 

Into forgetfulness ! — ye grim ungainly group! 

Sad things, indeed, are by-gones. to review — 

Hopes wrecked — foes made where friends did once abound — 
Hearts that beat for us when the year was new. 

Now putrifying pulseless in the ground. 
And loves that warmed us once, but lived to wound. 

And lights that lured us late have lingering died: — 
What change one year hath wrought on all around; 

What millions it hath stricken in its stride! — 

Mind ye the beau, the belle, the bridegroom, and the bride; 

The aged, the infant — rich, poor, great and small 

All round ye in the past year stricken low.'' — 
As they have fallen, shall ye surely fall ; 

As they have gone, as surely shall ye go! — 
Then be ye ready — sudden is the blow — 

The aim unerring — short the warning given: 
Uncompromising is man's common foe — 

He's conquered all with whom he yet hatli striven. 

Alas! what noble hearts his thunderbolts have riven. 

(115) 



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And thou, my generous and warm-hearted friend, 

In the lull vigor of thy bright career, 
All sudden — prematurely death did itmX 

Thy march of manliness and glor_)' here. 
O death ! remorseless ever and severe. 

This blow of thine was all too sternly dealt; 
Too painfully it stunned the public ear : 

By many a friend its freezing force was felt; 

And inany a manly heart to mourning did it melt. 

Thou gifted one ! — a stranger to thy face, 

Still thy bright genius did I long admire; 
Nor days can dim, nor distance e'er erase 

Its impress from my spirit, set in fire! 
Alas, alas ! that I should tune my lyre 

To chaunt the dirge of the best friend I had! — 
Even while aspiring as he did aspire, 

I come in ashes and in sackcloth clad. 

And set about my task, all sorrowful and sad. 

How recently the Banner at its head, 

Bore forth thy name, and in its strength and pride, 
The fire and fervor that thy spirit shed. 

It scattered in its columns far and wide: 
We have the paper here, but thou hast hied 

To distant climes- — hast vanished like a dream 
Upon oblivion's ne'er returning tide: — 

Didst give the world an intellectual gleam; 

Then sink to rise no more, in death's mysterious stream, 

O, could we read the writing on the wall • — ■ 

Blind to our own, each see his fellow's tate — 
How gently we would deal with one and all ! 

How we would prize the gifted and the great! — 
To thee I offer tribute, although late 

And all too homely may the homage be : 
Love, virtue, honor, genius, consecrate 

The spot where resteth thy mortality. 

And so, dear Jones, adieu! a last adieu to thee! 

Now let us pause a moment to reflect 

On things about us, serious or absurd; 
The march of science and of intellect 

Is onward still ; — strange tales are daily heard 
Of odd discoveries — wonders just occurred; — 

Inventions made — to be perfected soon — 
If one were told, he'd scarce dispute the word. 

That some adventurer had, in a balloon, 

Went stumbling o'er the stars, and stove against the moon ! 

Time still turns up things that confound the brain; 

SagCy songster, fiddler, fool, philosopher — 
Fire made from water by Professor Paine, 

While spirit-rappers with the dead confer! — 
In fact a fellow is afraid to stir, 

Lest he be "done for," "taken in," and "sold," 
By some vile humbug, that might just occur 

To Barnum, Beelzebub, or bores as bold! — 

Who give us, with new tricks, revampings of the old. 



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To get a rage up, and to "raise the wind," 

No sclieiTie was happier, recent or remote, 
Tiian the late tour of tuneful Jenny Lind, 

With Bai-num buttoned to her petticoat: 
Gulled crowds sat gaping till fair Jenny's throat 

Was properly ahem'd, and fairly cleared; 
But when she wheezed the first unnatural note, 

The initiated like mad furies cheered ; 

The balance bellowed too, — all fooled, and many scared! 

How we Americans delight to be 

"Sucked in," "cajoled," "bamboozled," and "humbugged!" 
We fuss and foam about our libert\-, ^ 

While to our hearts vile slavery is hugged; 
Then how we welcome outlaws who have tugged. 

To free their countries? — here they're safe enough! 
For since Old Albion's lop-ears last V/e lugged, 

And Europe's starving stomach still we stuff, 

All nations really hate to see us in a " huff." 

Unlucky Lopez! thou wlio didst concert 

Plans to set mongrels and mulattoes free: — 
Adventurer, patriot, or whate'er thou wert; 

A passing notice seemeth due to thee: 
Dark was thy doom, and stern thy destiny; 

And they who slew thee were but slaves of sla\es; 
And servile slaves they should forever be — 

Should toil in chains, and rot in menial graves 1 — ■ 

Vile, worthless braggarts, beggars, cowards, negroes, knaves! 

"Adieu, dear Cuba!" was the latest sigh 

Poor Lopez breathed with the last breath he drew! 

And like a hero he did calmly die — 

All nobly — proudly — scarce regretted, too! 

But for his comrades whom those cut-throats slew, 
Or chained in bondage, tears were shed, tho' vain : 

How galling to endure (if even their due) 
That free Americans should wear the chain 
Of cowardly and corrupt, priest-ridden, rotten Spain! 



LINES TO INZA. 

ON RECEIPT OF A BOUQUET. 

EVEN while my spirit strives with gloom. 
Like a rnaim'd eagle with the storm. 
Like incense comes a sweet perfume, 

Even from my fair one's angel form: 
None but the spirit spurned too oft. 

Knows how a gentle look may thrill; 
It comes upon one like the soft. 

Sweet murmuring of a mountain rill: 
Even as the honey to the bee, 

Rare tribute, art thou unto me. 



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This free-will oftering to my muse, 

Comes welcome as a shower of rain 
To the parched earth — as pearly dews 

Unto Arabia's thirsty plain! 
Fair flowers! ye breathe of the sweet girl 

Who culled ye from your parent stem ; 
The ocean caves have not a pearl, 

The East hath not a diadem 

That were as rich a gift to me. 

If given by other hands than thine, 
As one sweet pink, when culled by thee. 

And oftered from thy heart to mine! 
Sweet pleaders for your mistress dear! 

What would ye say to me of her? 
Did she suppose your presence here 

Would bless her lonely worshiper? 

And did she say your sweet perfume 

Must represent her languid sighs? 
And that her love should re-illume 

The plain o'er which my pathway lies? 
O, what a glorious night is this! 

The moonbeams fall as softly now 
Upon the wave as dreains of bliss 

Upon a slumbering virgin's brow! 

On such a night as this how sweet 

To wander forth alone with thee. 
With this bright river at our feet, 

Reflecting back thy form to me! 
To shield thy slight and tiny frame, 

From every chilling breath of air — 
To read in thy sweet eyes the flame 

That love for me hath lighted there! 

O, fair one, couldst thou feel the fire 

That glows in this deserted heart — 
The longing, languishing desire 

For such a being as thou art — 
A being that in boyhood's hour. 

Was imaged in my dreamy mind — 
That Fancy decked in every flower 

That could embellish woman kind. 

Ideal idol of my heart. 

Through all my life I've worshiped thee ; 
But now thy glorious counterpart 

Appears in mortal guise to me : 
Appears in thy sweet form, dear love, 

Fair as my fancy could portray. 
Pure as a spirit from above 

Art thou, O lovely Queen of May! 

Bright as midsummer's brightest beam, 
Chaste as the full, soft, silvery moon. 

Dear as a lover's earliest dream 

Art thou, O sweetest rose of June! 



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Rich as the robes of Eastern queens, 

Soft as the down that doves bedeck, 
Is thj dark hair, which half way screens 

Thy swan-hke, alabaster neck. 

O, thou art altogether bright — 

Thy sweet eyes, like the evening star, 
Diffuse their love-inspiring light, 

And shed their glory iroin afar! 
But death will dim those love-lit eyes. 

Still thy dear name shall live as long 
As hearts are thrilled by maiden's sighs, 

And there are light and love and song: 

For it shall linger on my lyre 

Through every clime — in every age, 
Nor love, nor hate, nor flood, nor fire. 

Shall blot thine image Irom my page! 
And while I hew my way to faine. 

With this elastic pen of steel, 
Still linked with mine shall be thy name. 

In peace, in war, in Avoe, in weal! 

Thy God my God, thy home my home — 

Weep thou, or laugh — even so will I; 
Where'er thou roamest I will roain. 

And where thou diest I will die! 



THE CHOLERA. 

WRITTEN DURING AN EPIDEMIC. 

THOU scourger of the world, 
Whose presence doth appal ; 
Whose viewless banner is unfurled 

O'er many a city's wall ! 
When will thy reign be o'er. 

Destroyer of our race.' 
Alas, alas, how many more 
Must feel thy cold embrace! 

In thy black charnel-house 

Thy greedy whelps are fed ; 
And .there thy furies hold carouse 

About thy victims, dead! 
While thou dost sweep the earth 

Alike b}- night and day, 
Turning the world from joy and mirth 

To terror and dismay. 

Thy fearful presence known 

But by its dire effect, 
For all the arts that chemists own 

Thy form cannot detect. 



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And yet, without disguise, 
At noon-day, and at night 

Thou walkest forth before our eyes 
In all thy dreadful might. 

Thy fatal essence still 

Eluding every test — 
Mocking at all the drugs and skill 

Physicians e'er possess'd. 
Death rides behind thy car 

Upon his whited steed, 
Hurling his poisoned darts atar. 

Wherever thou dost lead. 

Where'er thou dost appear 

Thy pestilential breath 
Contaminates the atmosphere, 

And poisons man to death. 
'Tis plain thou carest not 

On whom thy work is done — 
Now smiting the degraded sot 

Now the abstemious " Son." 

The vigorous and the faint. 

The wise, the foolish, too. 
Alike the sinner and the saint, 

The Gentile and the Jew; 
The master and the slave. 

The wealthy and the poor. 
The honest man, the scheming knave, 

The famed and the obscure: 

The maiden in her charms. 

The matron in her pride. 
The infant in its mother's arms, 

The husband at her side; 
The convict in his cell. 

The school-boy in his glee. 
The dashing beau and haughty belle, 

Alike are food for thee! 

What is thy fearful aim.' 

What is thy frightful form.' 
Dost thou inhabit flood, or flame, 

Or revel in the storm.' 
Or doth thy venom pass 

In the electric fire.' 
Or is it in some subtle gas 

That animals respire.' 

Or com'st thou on the winds, 

From an offended God, 
To scourge us for our many sins 

With thy avenging rod.' 
And was thy dreadful path 

Mark'd out by God on high.' 
And did he telf thee in his wrath, 

How many had to die.' 



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Alas! thou may'st be sent 

To fill a fearful trust! — 
Wilt thou depart if we repent 

In ashes and in dust? 



TO MISS ADALINE S . 

SWEET maiden with the silvery voice, 
And with the bright and lustrous eye, 
And smiles that make all hearts rejoice, 

Save those which thou wouldst doom to die ; 
While at thy shrine doth daily fall 

The brave, the gifted, and the gay. 
Let one, more luckless than them all. 
The homage of a pure heart pay. 

Let them in poetry and prose, 

Each daily urge his amorous suit, — 
They cannot prize such orbs as those, 

Like him whose warm soul must be mute- 
Like him who sees thee as thou art. 

Pure as the snowy, feathery flake — 
Would give his life to bless the heart 

That dooms his own to break. 

Thy sylph-like form, thy slender w-aist, 

Thy jetty curls, thy polished brow — 
Thy sense so charming, wit so chaste, 

Enchant me, and I meekly bow; 
Nor can I break the charmed spell 

Thy beauty hath thrown over me — 
Therefore, my blushing, blooming belle, 

In silence let me worship thee. 



EDEN AND ITS FLOWERS. 

THE veil of darkness long had hung 
O'er nature's face ere Adam's time. 
Nor tree nor flower had ever sprung 
In all the void and barren clime; 

Nor had the loneliness profound 
Been broken by a warbling bird. 

And never had the cheerful sound 
Of any human tongue been heard. 

Thus stillness long her vigils kept. 

And all was dark and doubt and gloom, 

While Nature 'midst the darkness slept 
Like one who sleepeth in the tomb: 



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Sleepeth until redeemed — recalled — 
The day that endeth not in night 

Shall dawn and he be disenthralled — 
Robed in habiliments of light. 

Thus Nature slept for many an age, 
How long — how languidly although 

We cannot glean from history's page — 
Ne'er knew — alas, can never know! 

At length the Almighty disapproved 

The lethargy of Nature's sleep, 
And his mysterious spirit moved 

Upon the surface of the deep: 

It moved in its mysterious might. 

And Nature from her slumbers woke, 

And vivid gleams of living light 

Throughout the climes of chaos broke. 

And now the God of boundless powers 

In love and mercy did create 
Trees, vines and fields, and fruits and flowers 

The new-born day to decorate. 

On every flower, on every tree — 

In every grove, in everv glade 
The glory of the Deity 

Was stamped and imaged and displaved. 

And many a blooming forest wild 
Bespangled Nature's radiant face; 

And many a roseate valley smiled 
In beauty's most bewitching grace. 

And glowmg with a golden hue 

Were all the young and verdant trees, 

While countless beds of violets threw 
Their fragrance on the balmy breeze. 

While every zephyr was perfumed 
With spices, frankincense and myrrh. 

The lilies of the valley bloomed 
In groves of cedar, pine and fir. 

The vine, in clustering fruit arrayed, 
Formed many a wild and shady bower, 

While daisies bloomed in every glade 
Along with the magnolia flower. 

The playful roe, from hill to hill, 
Went feeding on the lilies then. 

And there ran many a murmuring rill. 
Through many a glade and forest glen. 

And the glad birds among the flowers 
Sang many a wild and warbling note. 

Which, ringing through the forest bowers, 
Went sinking on the winds remote. 



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In the wild bowers a charm was wove 

So bright and so serenely gay, 
One would have thought the God of love 

Had robed them for a bridal day. 

O, yes, a charm, a soothing power. 

So formed to ravish — to entice — 
That angels might have thought each bower 

The prelude to a paradise. 

Yes, to each bower a heavenly store 

Of such enchanting charm was gi\'en, 
That they were bowers in bloom no more 

Than they were blooming bowers in heaven. 

But one was still more brightly clad, 

And did so far outshine the rest, 
It seemed that beauty could not add 

Unto the witchery it possessed ; 

For Beauty's hand had sweetly wreathed 

Her fairest garlands brightly through it. 
And the Almighty had bequeathed 

A spell of dear enchantment to it. 

Throughout this blessed bower there were 

Such varied charms so sweetly blended, 
One would have thought a bower so fair 

Was for the immortal gods intended. 

It owned such heavenly witchery, 

The Almighty must have been enchanted 

When walking in the garden He 

With His own blessed hands had planted. 

All kinds of fruit and every tlower. 

And every herb and every tree 
That could be formed by love and pow-er 

Were growing here luxuriantly. 

And summer reigned forever here, 

No cloud was ever seen above. 
While birds filled all the atmosphere 

With songs of everlasting love. 

The Lord God, seeing all was fair 

That He had formed to deck and bless it, 

Then placed his creature, Adam, there 
To keep the garden and to dress it. 

And Adam gazed with joy intense 

On everj'thing that met his eye, 
Yet looked for something more, from whence 

He felt he could not tell, nor why: 

Even while it made his pulses thrill 

To gaze on Eden's loveliness. 
He felt a charm was wanting still 

To fill the measure of his bliss. 



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The Lord, who saw this shade of gloom, 

And knew the source from whence it sprung, 

Caused yet another flower to bloom, 
To which a charm so potent clung. 

That, filled with wonder, love, and awe, 
And reverence, Adam viewed the flower. 

For without blemish, fault, or flaw 
Was this, the queen of Eden's bower. 

This capped the climax — Power, and Art, 
And Beauty could devise no more; 

And rapture glowed in Adam's heart, 
Where tliere was aching void before. 

And this last fairest flower that he 

Did from the Almighty's hand receive — 

Was that sweet queen of witchery. 

Bright woman — 'twas the enchantress Eve! 



WINTER. 



FULL many a year hath fled since last I roved 
In this lone wood, where now unseen I stand, 
Like a sad ghost that haunts some spot it loved 

Ere it was summoned to the spirit land. 
I cling to this lone wood, where summer flings 

Her fairest flowers to beautify the grove. 
As the subdued and sorrowing spirit clings 
Unto the memory of a mother's love. 

For I have wandered in this wood alone, 

When May-day flowers were blooming fresh and fair; 
Here I have bowed to the Eternal Throne, 

As all should bow, who know how frail they are. 
Yon withered rose-bush, for which few would care, 

Wakes in my bosom memory's vivid ravs; 
As oft a chance note from an old-time air 

Wakes in the soul sweet scenes of happier days. 

'Twas Spring, and many a lovely little bird 

Was singing sweetly from the blooming boughs, 
When here we parted, here the angels heard. 

And Heaven recorded our undying vows : 
But, like a flower, borne from its fragile stem 

By ruthless winds, my love was borne away, 
And I, like one who drops a precious gem 

In the green billows, mutel}' stand to-day. 

As one awakened from a summer dream. 

Whose magic scenes still in the fancy flit, 
Just so, ye birds, that sung by yonder stream, 

Your songs of love live in my memory yet. 
Drear Winter reigns supreme, his icy breath 

Hath frozen up our once loved trysting spring. 
The fishes in the brook are chilled to death ; 

The murmuring brook hath ceased its murmuring. 



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O'er all the earth a dreary shade is cast, 

And o'er the hills the howling north wind blows, 
And o'er the valleys, where all summer last 

Bloomed the meek lily and tlie blushing rose. 
The sun, w hile sinking in the lar-oft" west, 

But faintly sheds his feeble, cheerless ray; 
Like rays of hope in the poor exile's breast, 

Still doomed to wander from his 1 ome away. 

O, this cold night, though friendless and alone, 

I feel for those who are poorer still than I ; 
I almost hear the widowed mother's moan, 

And the poor shi\-ering little orphan's cry. 
Black clouds are gathering in the northern skies, 

Like clouds of horror in a murderer's soul ; 
The sun's last glimmer meekly, dimly dies, 

While wailing winds assume their wild control. 
On come the black clouds in their fearful flight. 

Flinging their flaky fleeces, white and pure; 
Ah me! 'twill be a cold, inclement night — 

God shield the poor! 



CALIFORNIA. 

First Published in February, 1849. 

'' I ""IS said that California's plains 

X Are glittering now with gold; 
And sure 'tis turning people's brains 

The stories that are told ; 
For there is not an earthly- doubt 
That thousands would at once set out, 

If it were not so cold; 
It is too bad to wait till Spring, 
One cannot think of such a thing. 

How will the virtuous people go 

Who languish for the mines.'' 
A stupid ox team is too slow 

When tempting gold so shines; 
And he who doth attempt to cross 
Upon a jack, or mule, or " boss," 

Qiiick to his sorrow finds 
That he can make but sorry speed. 
While Lo makes oft' with scalp and steed. 

I s'pose one might get on a ship. 

If he had cash to pav; 
Yet that would be a tedious trip. 

For many a weary dav ; 
And then it cannot be disguised 
That vessels are sometimes capsized, 

And crews are cast awav ; 
And little do gold-seekers wish 
To give their bodies to the fish. 

Besides, while on your tedious route, 



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Around by Panama, 
O'er there they're clawing gold dust out 

With desperation's claw! 
This thought doth rankle in the brain, 
And fire the blood in every vein, 

And on the vitals gnaw ! 
Ah me! is there a miner born 
Could wait to go around Cape Horn? 

O Genius, canst thou not invent 

Some strange and startling way, 
By which the public can be sent 

To San Francisco Bay? 
O, do provide us all with wings. 
Or air-balloons or some such things, 

And that without delay ! 
O, how 'twould make the people laugh 
If they could go by telegraph ! 

The cobbler flings away his awl. 

The carpenter his tools, 
The loafer leaves the public hall, 
Professors leave their schools; 
The lawyer leaves his trade of tricks, 
And preachers, doctors, "cut their sticks;" 

Great men and greater fools. 
Together in confusion scud, 
To dig their fortunes in the mud! 

Poor California! thou wilt hold 

A desperate set of men ; 
Full many a rogue in search of gold, 

Will leave his hiding den ; 
Thou wilt be lucky if there be 
AiTiongst the hordes that swarm to thee, 

One righteous man in ten! 
How many a dark and bloody crime, 
Must soon pollute thy sunny clime! 
All lands and nations far and near, 

Will vomit forth their gall. 
And flood thy shores the coming year. 

With villains great and small. 
New York is fixing to unpack 
The rogues she hopes will not get back ; 

A mongrel crew, withal : 
The murderer, swindler, gambler, thief — 
The pirate and the bandit chief 

Yet, California, don't suppose 

That all are rogues who come 
To steal thy gold ; tho' no man goes 

Unless, indeed, he's " some." 
No inan would venture over there. 
Who could not whip a grizzly bear, 

Or knock a bison dumb! 
And live upon wild oaten cakes. 
And sleep with wolves and rattle-snakes! 



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'Tis said that famine threatens thee, 

Yet that cannot be so; 
For o'er thy plains are wandering free 

The bear and buffalo; 
And all historians boast about 
Thy monstrous salmon and thy trout, 

And surely one might go 
And hook a fish or shoot a bear. 
That is, if he had time to spare. 

No doubt the prices of produce 

Are most exorbitant; 
Gold is so plenty, 'twere no use 

For husbandmen to plant; 
In fact no man can sow his grain 
Wliile gold is glittering on the plain. 

That every one will grant; 
Yet he must barter gold for bread. 
And at an awful loss, 'tis said. 

The recent war removed the cause 

That curbed thy spirit so. 
It fi-eed thee from the unstable laws 

Of fickle Mexico; 
No emigrant would settle down 
Where Mexico's accursed frown 

And jurisdiction go; 
But now the flag of freedom waves 
O'er thy emancipated slaves! 

And thy bright valleys will attract 

The virtuous to thy shores, 
Thy sunny vales are worth, in fact, 

More than thy precious ores ; 
For thy serene and heavenly clime 
Is but an endless summer time. 

Where wintry wind ne'er roars. 
But ever comes the healthful breeze 
From snow-clad moitnts or briny seas. 
The invalid with hectic cheek 
Will seek thy sunny vales; 
The poet there, subdued and meek, 

Will weave his fairy tales : 
For lovely flowers forever bloom, 
And with their dulcet breath perfume 

The life-reviving gales! 
Upon my soul I think that I 

Will seek thy valleys by and by. 

Perhaps this everlasting cough. 

Would give my diaphragm 
A long respite if I were oft" 

Where all is mild and calm ; 
Besides, upon thy golden coast. 
What pleasure it would be to roast 

The oyster and the clam ! 
I am about resolved to go, — 
Yoke up the steers, my boys! — haw, whoa! 



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I doubt if I can urge an ox 
From now till judgment day, 

Three thousand miles across the rocks, 
With Indians all the way ! 

And bears and wolves upon the route! 

Ge ! Brandy ! ge ! — (j'our tongue is out !) 
Ge, Buck! — G'lang! I say! 

Ge up! ge up! — confound the luck! 

Ge, Brandy! — damn you, haw! — You Buck! 



TO HAYNAU. 

THE INFAMOUS AUSTRIAN GENERAL. 

First Published in 1849 or 1850. 

INCARNATE fiend of countless crimes 
Beyond the briny seas! 
Thou bloodiest monster of all times! 

Is thy black heart at ease? 
Canst thou, with conscience calm and clear, 
Look back upon thy past career 

And barbarous butcheries? 
Nor feel a shudder at thy heart. 
All black and bloody as thou art.' 

Thy victims' blood is on the ground, 

Its incense fills the air; 
And Christian nations stood around 

While thou didst spill it there; 
Nor voice nor arm was raised to save 
The voung, the gifted, and the brave, 

Old men, and maidens fair: 
Nor rank, nor age, nor sex was free 
From thy inhuman butchery! 

Thou mighty man ! thou valiant chief! 

Thou warrior of renown ! 
All thy commands were blunt and brief, 

And at thy slightest frown, 
Some victim (whom it mattered not) 
Was stripped and tied, and flogged, or shot! 

And who e'er sacked a town 
Or burnt a church with more delight 
Than thou! most brave and gallant knight! 
And she * who periled her pure life 

To set her lover free. 
The tair, the fond affianced wife 

Who rashly trusted thee. 
In hopes her bravery and her youth. 
Her sex, her sorrow, and her truth. 

Love, faith, fidelity, 
Would soften and subdue thy heart. 
And she be suffered to depart. 

* Referring to the betrothed bride of a Hungarian prisoner of Haynau's, who took his 
place in the cell while he escaped in her attire. In the morning she was deliberately shot 
in his stead. 



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How was her deep devotion prized? 

Were grace and favor found? 
Were her fond wishes realized 

When morning rolled around? 
No! thou accursed bloodhound, no! 
Her noble blood was made to flow 

From many a bullet-wound ! — 
Accursed fore\er be thy name I 
Thy breast a hell of torturing flame! 
Thou libel on the human race! 

Thou fiend of deepest dye! 
Away ! and hide thy hideous face 

From every mortal eye. 
Go claim companionship with owls! 
Go where the wolf forever howls, 

And fierce hyenas hie! 
And mate with beasts and birds of prey, 
For thou art savage more than they. 

Lean, lank, and luckless, lone and lorn 

Mayest thou hereal'ter be ; >, 

And may thy hours, from night till morn, 

Be hours of agony ; 
May devils howl about thy door. 
And demons haunt thee evermore. 

And nightmares harass thee; 
And mayest thou still, with sleepless eyes, 
In tears retire, in torture rise! 



WOMAN. 



OIN that name there dwells 
A music void of art, 
Whose harmony expels 

All sorrow from the heart. 

The youthful and the old. 
The fettered and the free. 

The warm heart and the cold. 
All love and worship thee. 

Thi-ough fortune good and ill. 
Even from our earliest breath 

We're blest by thee, and till 
We fall asleep in death. 

Thou art an angel bright. 

Who scatters care and gloom. 

And cheers with heavenly light, 
Our pathway to the tomb. 

The lightning of thine eyes 
Dissolves our cares away, 

As gloomy darkness flies 
Before the opening day. 
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Thou art the living spring 
Of all our earthly bliss, 

The dawn and opening 
Of endless happiness. 

Without thee there would be 
No loveliness in flowers, 

No charm in poetry, 
Nor joy in idle hours. 

O, let her have the reign, 
And wear the royal crown, 

And we will kiss the chain 
By which we're fettered down. 

The youthful and the old. 
The fettered and the free. 

The warm heart and the cold, 
All serve and worship thee. 



LETTER TO LIZZIE H * * * * S, OF NEW JERSEY. 

OFLY from the land of the cedar and pine, 
The magnolia blossom, the cranberry vine; 
The barrens where ripen the bilberry blue. 
The hills where we hunted the whippowil-shoe. 
The bay on whose bosom our bark used to ride. 
The beach where we rambled, down by the seaside; 
The sedgy salt marsh where in springtime we strayed 
For the eggs that the wild goose and sea gull had laid: 
The groves (where the grapes cluster high over head) 
That border the fens where the panther hath tread, 
Where the inocking bird daily his wild harp attunes. 
And the purple swamp-huckleberries hang in festoons: 
The apple so rich, and the melon so rare — 
The cherry, the plum, and the peach and the pear — 
The orchard, the arbor, the ocean, the bay — 
O, leave them, Liz — leave them, and hie thee away! 
I offer no apple, no cherry, no plum — 
I ask thee to leave them, love — leave them and come; • 
Desert thy sweet cottage, down by the blue sea. 
And haste to the Hoosier State — hasten to me ! 
For I'll give thee my love for the land thou wilt lose, 
I will hunt thee pawpaws for the whippowil-shoes; 
For the cedars I'll give thee the sweet sugar tree; 
Great rivers and lakes for the bay and the sea: 
I will give thee, tor orchards long nurtured by rule, 
Wild forests, romantic, green, shady and cool ; 
For the beach, and the barrens, and sedges, and fens, 
I will give thee green prairies, and mountains and glens. 
O, list to my lay! — 'tis an old lover calls; 
I will wait for thee here, at the Ohio falls; 
I will show thee Kentucky — the Hoosier State, too. 
And thou shalt have both for our lost Jersey blue. 
O, since I have left thee I am stricken and sad ; 
They have died, all the loved ones but thee, that I had. 



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There are none here that love me — 'neath sorrow I bow; 

Then hasten, dear Liz, to thy lone lover now! 

Come away ! come away ! come away to the West ! 

My angel, my goddess, my guardian, my guest! 

I have bought thee an arbor — I have built thee a house — 

Come be my companion, my sister, my spouse : 

Come, leave thy lone cottage, love, by the blue sea, 

And reign in the halls I've erected for thee; 

But first send a line on the lightning to cheer 

My heart till thou comest. Good night to thee, dear! 



THOUGHTS OF THE DYING. 

THE fearful hour has come at last. 
And Heaven has signed the stern decree; 
One moment and I shall have passed 

The threshold of eternity. 
Such is, O God, our darksome fate. 

That we who live and move to-day. 
To-morrow lie inanimate, 

And ghastly forms of putrid clay! 
And yet we should not fear to die; 

For O, the weary heart and head 
Find no repose until they lie 

Among the calm and peaceful dead. 
But when we feel the icy sting, 

And know we must so soon depart. 
There doth a dread unbidden spring. 

From the deep fountains of the heart. 
And yet, indeed, it is not strange 
That mortals dread the awful change. 
For O, how bright a world is this! 
How decked in fairy loveliness! 
The flow'ry earth, the azure sky. 
The stars that twinkle from on high. 
The moon that sheds her silvery light 
Upon the waters calm and bright. 
The birds that carol wild and free, . 

From every bower and breezy grove, 
And fill the air with harmony, 

And teach the human heart to love! 
And dearer still those cherished ones, 

That move around us daily here. 
Shedding their light, like vernal suns, 

Throughout our wearisome career! 
O, think of these, and who will say 

That this is but a dreary, earth. 
Where beauty, love and joy decay. 

As swiftly as they spring to birth.' 
'Tis true that sorrows oft destroy 
The bloom of love, and hope and joy ; 
And some have chattered in our ears, 
That life is but a vale of tears; 
Yet still the sober truth is this : 
Our life is one of woe and bliss; 



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A scene of trials, joys and woes: 
Each in its turn successive flows, 
And still doth the immortal mind 
Regret to leave these scenes behind. 
Not many hours have passed away 

Since 1, not dreaming once ot" death, 
Went forth to hail the coming day. 

And drink the morning's dulcet breath. 
And as the morning zephyr stole 

Among my locks in wanton glee, 
It seemed to tranquillize my soul. 

And give new vigor unto me. 
But never more, alas! shall I 

Be by the morning breeze caressed; 
The morning breeze will shortly sigh 

Above my lowly bed of rest! 
And tho' perchance the lonely spot 

Be batlicd anon in memory's tear, 
Still I shall shortly be forgot 

By all who saw me daily here. 

And now before another iiour 

That mystery will be known to me 
Which baffles all the boasted power 

Of learning and philosophy! 
But, O, I never can disclose 

What I shall learn to mortal ears; 
Within the grave it must repose, 

Or live with me in other spheres! 



LIKK. 

LIFE is an ocean 
_j Of ceaseless motion: 
With strange devotion 
We mortals cling 
*To hopes that treat us, 
To smiles that meet us. 
Like rosy spring; 
And fondly bring 
Sweet ravishing 
Alas! to cheat us 
With sorrow's sting. 

Fond hopes deceive us. 
And falsely leave us. 
And new hopes wea\'e us 

Their garlands fair. 
Which scarce are braided 
Ere they be faded : 

As lightning's glare 

Lights the night air 

With fitful fla^•e, 
Then earth lies shaded 

Tn dark despair! 



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And joys are fleeting 
And still repeating 
Their swift retreating 

As we draw nigh, 
And still pursue them 
And vainly woo them, 

Still, still thev flv; — 

Or tasted lie " 

Where Reason's eye 
Can calmly view them 

With sorrowing sigh I 

God's blasting power 

its friendship's flower; 

Vlislbrtunes lower 
O'er life's short daj', 

And woe incloses 

Love's dulcet roses: 
Loved ones decay — 
They come — and stay — 
And pass awa\- ; — 

Death interposes. 

And where are thev? 



O, death is reaping. 
Devouring, sweeping; 
The laughing, weeping 

Alike are slain ! 
And mirth, and gladness, 
And gloom, and sadness, 
Each in its train 
Brings woe and pain, 
Fatigues the brain ; 
All, all is madness! 
All, all is vain? 



TO AN ALBUM. 



BRIGHT book, why cam'st thou unto me? 
One might suppose thou wouldst be moved 
Amongst the gay, the fair, the free, 
The wooing, lo\'ing, and beloved. 
How durst thou wander round so much? 

How durst thou unprotected go 
For every pen's unhallowed touch 
To soil thy virgin leaves of snow! 

Fair emblem of dear woman's heart! 

The letters, once inscribed in thee, 
Become of thy own self a part. 

If not a part of purity. 
Thy leaves will keep polluting stains, 

Or song that purest love awakes. 
As woman's heart till death retains 

The love-tints that it earliest takes. 



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Yes, when that cherished urchin, Love, 

In woman's heart has left his trace, 
No charm below, no power above, 

Can e'er that darling line erase! 
How sacred will sweet woman's breast 

Still bear the love which first it bore; 
And how much more would man be blest 

If woman's love were valued more! 

Bright woman ! if thou wert not here 

How dark this sunny world would be! 
For all that's perfect, pui-e and dear 

Belongs to thee, and only thee! 
Sweet being! how I long to paint 

The wild idolatry I fee! 
For thee! — thou bright, thou blessed saint! 

And sketch it with poetic zeal ! 

Tho' many a bard has sung thy worth 

Long ere I felt thy gentle sigh. 
Yet, O ! that mortal ne'er had birth 

Who loved, adored thee more than I. 
I would not cause thee aught of pain 

Nor wring from thee one tear of griet — 
Nor would I write a thought profane 

Upon this white and glossy leaf 

Go, lovely book, and do not dare 
From thy sweet owner to depart; 

Go — go, and tell her to beware 
Who writes upon her virgin heart! 



I'M WEARY OF THIS LIFE. 

TO EMMA. 

LOVED one, I'm weary of this life, 
__j And pining to be free; 
This sunny world with joy so rife. 

Hath not a joy for me! 
And saving thee I have no friend 

For whom I'd longer live; 
Life hath not now a charm to lend, 
The grave no hope to give. 

Tho' once bright hopes lived in my soul. 

Like birds in summer bowers. 
And sweet dreams o'er my slumbers stole, 

Like soft winds o'er the flowers; 
And still, like the green vine that clings 

Unto a blasted tree. 
Sweet visions come on memory's wings, 

And softly cling to me: 



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Fond memories of vain hopes and schemes 

That lured life's early day 
Melt in my soul like soft moonbeams 

In ocean's foaming spray. 
But the sweet charm that latest clung 

To my deserted heart 
Was rudely from its chambers wrung 

When we were torn apart. 

P'or never till I met with thee 

Did spirit speak to mine ; 
And like ripe apples on the tree. 

Or grapes upon the vine, 
Thy smiles did lure my longing soul, 

Which lost their light too soon, 
And which attends thy soft control 

As tides attend the moon. 

'Tis not thy face, so strangely fair — 

'Tis not thy faultless form — 
'Tis not thy dark and wavy hair, 

And lips so soft and warm — 
Nor yet the witchcraft of the eye — 

The tongue's enchanting tone — 
The magic glance — the melting sigh — 

That make me all thine own. 

No, no! — not all of these combined, 

Unrivaled tho' they be. 
Could madden thus my brain, and bind 

My spirit thus to thee. 
Then what — what is this potent spell! 

What mortal can define 
This power that madly doth impel 

Mv own to seek for thine! — 

This wish to have dissolved and lost 

Loves, hates, hopes, thoughts in thee, 
Like snowflakes by the tempest toss'd, 

Dissolving in the sea! 
But like a summer bird, that hies 

To sunnier climates hence; 
Or like to dreamed bliss that flies 

Before the waking sense; — 

So thou hast fled, my gentle dove, 

And robbed the world of light! 
Our planet lacking thy sweet loxe, 

.Seems always in the night. 
O, no! — no light to him is borne, 

Who must not see again 
The form that in the heart is worn, 

And woven in the brain! 



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TO MARY. 

Written on the Flv Leaf of a Book. 

DEAR Mary, shouldst thou turn these leaves 
When I am tar awav, 
Think of the stricken heart that grieves 

For thee by night and day — 
Of him who like soine mateless dove 

Bemoans his lonely fate, 
And sighs and sickens for the love 
Of his dear absent mate. 

Yes, Mary, dear, remember him. 

Whose heart doth pine and break — 
Whose eye with weeping still is dim — 

And sleepless for thy sake. 
I know thou wilt remember me. 

My own beloved dear, 
And pine as I Avill pine for thee 

When I am far from here! 



THERE IS NO MATE FOR ME. 

TO MAGGIE. 

THERE is no mate for me — O, none! 
I sail o'er life's dark sea — 
I tread life's path alone — alone; 
There is no mate for me! 

I grope my way without the light 
That woman's warm love lends; 

O, sadly passes the dull night. 
In gloom the long day ends! 

Bound fast by Fate's unhallowed tie — 

Unlov'd, and yet not free! 
Alas, alas ! how lone am I — 

There is no mate for me! 

And yet the hours with bliss are freighted, 

The world is full of love ; 
Birds, insects, animals are mated. 

Around, about, above. 

It seems that only I am sad; 

Yet she — O, w-here is she — 
The maid who pines — in mourning clad — 

My loving mate to be! 

O gulf — impassable redoubt! 

Why hide me froin her charms? 
O frowning heights, why hedge me out 

Forever from her arms.' 



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Her pale, wan face, her tearful eyes. 

Her aching, breaking heart; 
Her silent tongue, her constant sighs, 

Proclaim that we're apart. 

But, maiden, hy the stars above thee, 

I swear, tho' fate may sever. 
To think of thee, and love thee — love thee 

Forever — ever — ever ! 



THE HAUNTED RING. 

TO MARY . 

FAIR girl, I bring thee here 
A ring of rarest gold, 
'Twas forged for thee, my dear. 

And ne'er was bought nor sold. 
There's a secret goes with it! — 

'Tis haunted with a spell ! — 
But still, love, it will fit 
Thy taper finger well. 

I found a wizard skilled 

In black and devilish arts! 
I paid him, and he filled 

This ring with magic parts! 
So while thou'rt true thou'lt see 

The ring still pure and bright; 
But once prove false to me, 

'Twill turn as black as night! 

'Tis frightful, but 'tis so. 

Nor all heav'n's floods of rain, 
Nor all thy tears of woe 

Can wash it bright again ! 
There is an artery lies 

In thy finger near the bone. 
And this the heart supplies 

With blood, and it is shown 

That while the heart is mine 

Thy blood w^ill keep this ring 
Bright as the stars that shine. 

Or a gay bird's gaudy wing; 
But shouldst thou prove untrue, 

And love and ferver lack. 
The blood thy lungs will brew 

Will turn this bright ring black ! 

The wizard quizzed me sore — 

Said woman was not true — 
He said the girl that wore 

This ring would live to rue 
The hour she saw it first. 

For it might tell the tale 
(She would not have rehearsed) 

That love like hers can fail. 



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So, loved one, search thy heart ; 

If it can my faith betray. 
Tempt not the wizard's art, 

Nor touch this ring, I pray! 
But my fair one, without fear, 

Puts on the haunted gem! 
And she'll wear it bright and clear 

As an anarel's diadem! 



LINES TO A WESTERN RIVER. 

FLOW on, noble River — flow on to the sea. 
Thou flow'st through the land of the faithful and free- 
Thou flow'st through the beautiful valley in which 
The poor are as fearless and free as the rich. 
See the emigrant vessels, how gaily they glide 
Away to the West on thy glorious tide! 
Where the prairie is green, and the forest is wild. 
The soil is productive — the climate is mild; 
Where the rattlesnakes hiss, and the prairie wolves hie. 
And the grizzly bear growls in the mountains hard by. 
Where the wild horses prance in the pride of their power, 
And the timid doe feeds on the wild prairie flower. 
Far away in the West, where the buftaloes roam. 
Are the emigrant's hope and the emigrant's home; 
Then flow, noble river — flow on to the sea. 
Through the land of the fearless, the firm, and the free! 
And O, while thy waters continue to run. 
May our Empire of States be cemented in one! 



MY LOVE IS NOT LIKE OTHERS. 

TO MAGGIE. 

MY Love is not like others — 
Who can with her compare.' 
I challenge you, ye mothers, 

To show a inaid so fair! 
Your daughters' eyes are duller — 
None can with hers compete — 
Tho' I know not their color — 
I only know they're sweet. 

The lilies vie w^ith her. 

The violets in their beds. 
Whenever she doth stir, 

" Hide their diminished heads." 
The soft winds from the south. 

That wanton with her curls. 
Steal incense from her mouth 

To aive to other "iris. 



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When her glad laugh is ringing 

The bowers and groves among, 
The mocking birds quit singing 

To listen to her tongue. 
But pencil cannot trace 

Her matchless charms and graces : 
Hers is the fairest face 

Amongst the fairest faces. 

Love lurketh in her eye, 

He lingereth on her lip. 
And on her brow; for I 

Did feel the urchin skip 
Thence through my heart and head 

With such a blissful thrill 
That I would now be dead 

If sudden joy would kill. 

And we were late alone 

While the dull world did sleep. 
When the soft whispered tone 

That makes the young heart leap, 
I poured into her ear, 

I poured into her heart. 
Till rapture's sigh and tear 

Did both unbidden start. 

But this you must not tell ; 

There's not a soul must know 
That she loves me so well, 

And I adore her so. 
O, she is not like others — 

She is a beauty rare! 
I challenge you, ye mothers, 

To show a child so fair! 



LINES TO A BIRD. 

OBIRD of rare beautv, come back to the breast 
Where late thou didst quiver and tremble to rest! 
I found thee forsaken, thy life ebbing fast, 
All alone in the cold world too cruelly cast. 
In the pride of thy power thou hadst breasted a storm 
Too rude and too fierce for thy frail, gentle form ; 
And the teardrops of heaven having wetted thy wings, 
Thou couldst not soar up where thy trembling hope clings, 
But timidly flitted to the bosom that sighed 
So long for some loved one — so long was denied. 
Had not thy fair plumage been drooping and wet 
I should not have know'n thee nor grieved for thee yet, 
And had not misfortune cast o'er thee her pall 
I could not have found thee nor caught thee at all. 
I caressed thee and soothed thee and gladdened thy heart, 
And soon found thee again the bright bird which thou wert. 



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But thou couldst not be blessed in my cold atmosphere, 
And hast fled from my sight while I sigh for thee here: 
But, bird of rare beauty, come back to the breast 
Where late thou didst trustingly tremble to rest! 



THOU HAST WOUNDED ME. 

TO LIZZIE. 

OFAIR one, art thou not afraid — 
Dost thou not tremble, peerless maid 
Lest I shall die and thou shalt be 
Arraigned for wounding, killing me.^ 
A foeman's bullet or his dirk 
Does not more sure and fatal work 
Than those swift arrows which do dart 
From thy bright eyes to my poor heart. 
O, thou hast wounded me with sighs, 
With glances froin those sweet, sweet eyes — 
With smiles that ravished me to death — 
With tones that made me hold my breath, 
Lest one soft whispered word of thine 
Should miss these eager ears of mine! 
Dark lashes fringing lids of snow, 
And wicked curls that haunt me so, 
And lips where every earthly sweet 
And those of heaven commingling meet! 
O, with those sweets, those charms, those arts, 
With these thick showers of Cupid's darts. 
Has thou destroyed me, and I die 
Lest thou the only bahn supply! 
Canst thou refuse a heart thus smote. 
The only, only antidote! 
O, thou who woundest me canst give 
The nectar that will make me live; 
Nor will it cost thee greater skill 
To cure me than it did to kill. 
Wert thou as kind as thou art sweet, 
What heaven were ours when next we meet! 



CAUGHT IN THE FACT. 

ONE day not long ago there passed 
A syiph-like girl near where I stood; 
One glance into my eyes she cast, 
When it occurred to me I could 
Go straight to heaven, with a whirl, 
If I might take this queenly girl. 

In majesty she inoved along 

While I stood spell-bound by her grace; 
To follow her I felt was wrong, 

But yet I gave the beauty chase. 



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And coming up I asked her why 
God gave her such a sweet bhie eye. 

Just then I took a closer view, 

And shrinking down with abject tear, 
Said I, "My darling, is this you.^ 

I did not think yo/c could be here!" 
'Twas my own wife! — was ever quicker 
An old offender caught, and slicker! 



O, FOR ONE HOUR WITH THEE! 

TO LIZZIE. 

OFOR one short, sweet hour with thee, 
To all but us unknown, unknown! 
Then I could spend eternity 
Alone, alone, alone! 

My darling girl! my heart's delight! 

Thou'rt all of earth or heaven that's dear! 
I want thee, want thee all the night, 

I want thee ever near! 

O, could I have one hour to pour 

The story of m}' soul's mad fire 
Into thine ears — I'd ask no more, 

Save that I might expire 
Upon thy bosom, and forget 

The dreadful fact that we are parted, 
Or that we ever, ever met. 

And both are broken-hearted. 



ON RECEIPT OF A WITHERED ROSE. 

TO MAGGIE. 

WHAT wouldst thou, mystic messenger.^ 
What brought thee here.? — how comest, and why? 
What tidings bringest thou of her 

Who saw thee bloom — who saw thee die.' 

Comest thou with crushed and scentless leaves 

To sav my historv is known.' 
To tell my heart, although it grieves. 

Another deems that grief its own.' 

Remindest me of moments fled 

When life was sweet and passion young.' — 
Of loves that like thy leaves are dead.^ — 

Of blighted hopes and harps unstrung.' 

Sayest thou her fate is like my own.' 

Her heart's young tendrils clung to naught.' 

Its sweet flowers blasted soon as blown.' 
Its woe with its own life-blood bought.' 



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Art thou a tjpe of tones now hushed 

That once were sweet? — of hopes now dead? 

Speak'st thou of young affections crushed? 
Of blighted loves, and blisses fled? 

Back to thy dead — parched leaves, what power 
Can perfume, freshness, fragrance bring, 

And make of thee the lovely flower 
Which thou wert in the early spring? 

None, none ! — no magic can restore 

The life and odor thou hast lost; 
But can the young heart hope no more 

Whose wild, first love was crushed and crossed? 

Is there no sympathetic soul — 

Is there no languid, love-lit eye, 
That can assume a sweet control 

O'er the young heart half doomed to die? 

Does Fate not fix its own affairs? 

Why comest thou, faded flower, to me. 
Thrilling a soul oppressed with cares 

With love's quick electricity? 

O, tell me, flower, with odor flown, 

Is there not some mesmeric art 
The gods employ that moves my own 

To seek thy sweet young donor's heart? 

Although our eyes have never inet — 

Although my lips have pressed not hers — 

Have not the gods some magic set 

In both our hearts that strangely stirs 

Love's smouldering embers? — Speak! O, speak J 
Is there not some magnetic power 

That makes some souls each other seek? 
I ask thee, flower ! — I ask thee, flower ! 



A NEW YEAR'S GIFT. 

TO MISS B. J. m'cOLLUM. 

A NEW-YEAR'S gift a fair one craves — 
What shall I give her? — I have nought? 
O, had I corals from the caves — 

The ocean caves, with rubies wrought 
Into a shining chain of beads — 

Or lilies from the valleys, where, 
Unsought by man, the wild doe feeds, 

To weave a garland for her hair — 
Or could I pluck a star from heaven 
This would I give — those should be given! 

But I have nought to give but song, 

And woman only can inspire 
The impassion'd notes pent up too long. 

Like some entombed volcanic fire. 



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And, maiden, those sweet eyes of thine 
May well inspire the wildest strain 

That ever thrilled this harp of mine — 
That ever burned in poet's brain! 

Were fifty maids in some bright bower, 

I'd choose thee for the fairest flower 1 

But why should woman still provoke 

The homage of the brain — the heart 
By woman frenzied — maddened — broke ! 

What solace can she noxv impart? 
But I forget me ; — Maiden fair, 

This New- Year's gift, what shall it be? 
Wilt have the lilies for thy hair? 

Or will these verses answer thee? 
Or shall I pluck from heaven's bright sphere 
A star for its sweet sister here? 



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THE TIME FOR YOU AND ME. 

TO MARY. 

THE balmy day's refulgent light 
May suit, dear love, the blest and free; 
But the black, dull and dismal night 

Is the time for you and me. 
When darkness spreads her sable pall. 
Like funeral robes o'er land and sea. 
Then what sweet light from heaven doth fall 
On you, dear love, and me! 



GIVE ME THY MINIATURE. 

TO MAGGIE. 

DEAR Miss, give me thy miniature, 
Though in thy smiles' I may not bask, 
Thy sun-lit shadow, I am sure, 
My aching heart may ask. 

I ne'er shall feel thy fond embrace, 
I ne'er can claim thy love nor thee. 

Yet the outlines of thy sweet face 
Thou may'st vouchsafe to me. 

Let me drink from those imaged eyes 
The nectar that my spirit needs. 

For it may save the" soul that dies. 
Or break the heart that bleeds. 

Perchance the picture, by awaking 
Tumultuous passions in my breast, 

May help the heart that's breaking, breaking 
To break and be at rest. 



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Place in a desert parched and dry 
A miser with his wealth untold — 

There rich, though thirsting, he will die 
While gazing on his gold. 

And thus my soul must thirst, even though 
I have thy priceless image here; 

Yet its mild light may soften woe, 
And sanctify Hope's tear. 

And since thy love cannot be mine, 
Since nought but woe awaits me now, 

Thy shadow shall be all the shrine 
At which my heart shall bow. 

Then let me have the precious charm. 

Fresh stolen hy sunbeams from thine eyes; 

My throbbing heart shall keep it warm 
While life that warmth supplies. 



MUSINGS OF A MANIAC. 

MY Mother! is that thy angel form. 
Upon yon cloud of silvery hue, 
Which, in the sunlight, soft and warm, 

Appears to my enraptured view.'' 
It is! it is! — I know thy face, 

I know thy features mild and fair — 
Through all the mist of time and space. 
My warm heart tells me what they were! 

Majestic, graceful and erect. 

Thou standest on thine airy car. 
Which, gorgeously and gaily decked. 

Goes floating gallantly afar! 
O, comest thou from thy home above 

To gaze upon thy wretched son, 
Who since he lost thy living love 

No other woman's love hath won.'' 

And still upon thy pale, fair brow 

Sits that mysterious shade of gloom — 
I see it just as plainly now 

As when they'd decked thee for the tomb! 
O Mother! what doth it forebode.^ — 

That look of love, awe, anguish, ire.' — 
Seest thou marked out my future road 

O'er quicksand, mountain, marsh, and mire.'' 

Did death, the instant that he smote 

Thy fragile frame, unmask to thee 
Events to come howe'er remote. 

All hid to blind mortality.' 
Perchance he did — thou may'st foreknow 

The dark doom o'er thy son impending. 
And hence that shade of doubt, fear, woe, 

With looks of love and pity blending 



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In thy sweet face. My Mother dear 

In mercy quit thy cloud of light, 
And let th}' spirit, — hovering near, 

Watch o'er thy firstborn all the night! 
For he is ill, and there are none 

To soothe, to succor, and to save; 
In all the world there is not one 

Would wrench him from a maniac's grave! 

O, there is no physician here! 

For what I bear there is no balm, 
And none, from what I do appear. 

Would think me wretched as I am ! 
O, from the body of this death 

Alas, who shall deliver me.'' 
Its choke-damp suffocates iny breath 

From nightfall till the shadows flee! 

Here live five monsters in their lair. 

Upon thy son's unhappy hearth, 
W^ith features grim, and eyes whose glare 

Blight all it beams on in the earth! 
A she-wolf holds me while she howls, 

A wild cat clamps me with her claws, 
And while I gasp a grizzly growls, 

A lioness unjoints her jaws, 

In eagerness to break my bones, 

And tear my tendons with her teeth. 
While screech owls, in distracted tones, 

Cry — " Haste, thou hated, to the heath ! " 
O God ! if I could fly ! for here 

There comes a ghoul in hedgehog figure : 
It draweth nearer — ■ nigher — near ! 

It groweth grimmer — broader — bigger! 

Help! help! O Mother! or I die — 

My life is at its lowest ebb! 
Behold thy son, a feeble fly. 

Caught in a tarantula's web! 
Thy boy, bewildered, bared his breast. 

And took an adder nestling in it, 
And there it nightly makes its nest, 

And he that same unmindful minute. 

Was palsied by a poisoned dart — 

Was by a deadly scorpion stung — 
Hugged a hyena to his heart — 

Touched a torpedo with his tongue! 
A monster here with many heads 

Tears and torments me all the day. 
It hideth in the rooms, the beds ; 

And standeth in the open way. 

And she who lured my love-lorn soul 

Is oft" upon some shadowy shoi-e; 
She roveth where proud rivers roll. 

And mvisic moveth evermore ! 
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While dearth, and dread, and darkness, doubt, 
And death and desolation damn 

All, all below, above, about, — 
And all is anguish where I am! 

The tiger growleth in his lair. 

The adder hisseth in her nest. 
The hydra comes with threatening air, 

The fiend with high and haughty crest — 
I have not rested all the day : 

A dreadful night is drawing on ! 
Come, Mother, from the milky way I 

Mother! O God! the cloud is gone! 



LINES TO MAPvY. 

ONCE more, once more, my Mary dear, 
I sink in those tbnd arms of thine; 
Once more I see thee, feel thee near; 

Once more thy pulses thrill with mine; 
Once more my soul from those bright orbs 

Drinks up the light that therein lies, 
Just as the thirsty earth absorbs 

The raindrops falling from the skies. 

Once more I feel that balmy breath 

Upon my cheek, whose healing charm 
Would rescue dying men from death, 

Or make a host of dead ones wann ! 
Once more I hear those whispered words. 

The low, soft voice that maddens men. 
Sweet as the warbling of gay birds 

In soine delightful summer glen. 

Like music heard in festive halls. 

Or murmurings of some rippling stream. 
Thy soft voice on my spirit falls, 

Reviving love's first maddening dream — 
Love's first fond dream — that blissful trance 

In which I fell when first we met — 
When love caine with' the earliest glance 

That on thy heavenly face I set. 

And love's first thrill that cheered mv soul, 
Like sunshine seen through clouds that lower, 

Hath chained me in its charmed control. 
Hath held me in its heaven) v power. 

Till every other thought is razed 
. From out my mind but thoughts of thee; 

And if my seething brain is crazed. 
Why, love, 'tis blissful thus to be! 

Without thee what are fame and wealth? 

Can all earth's wealth with thee compare.' 
Without thee what are life and health.? 

Or aught in heaven, earth, sea or air.-" 



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Without thee how could th^-re be light? 

How could the sun make glad the day? 
What use were there for day or night 

Were heaven to call, thee hence away? 



.-1.INES TO MISS P. 

J 'thought that I had loved before, 
J. I thought my heart had felt as much 
'Neath woman's glance in days of yore, 

As heart could feel 'neath woman's touch. 
But O, I see I was mistaken. 

For when I gaze on that fair brow, 
I find that deeper thrills awaken 

Than ever stirred my soul till now. 

I wish that we had chanced to meet 

Ere clouds had gathered o'er my way ; 
When suns were bright and sighs were sweet 

As early flowers in May ; 
And ere my trusting heart had known 

That woman's smiles to ruin lead. 
And that the more of her you own. 

The more you think you need. 

O, yes, I wish that we had met 

Ere I began to roam and doubt, 
And tangle in some fair one's net 

Whene'er I moved about; 
And ere I had conclusions tried. 

And found that choosing is a bother — 
That one can be as well supplied 

By one as by another. 

Then I could have been blest, I think, 

With your rare charms while they should last, 
Nor, thirsting, turned aside to drink 

At every fount I passed. 
But since the gulf cannot be crossed. 

That lies between myself and you, 
I turn from your bright eyes, thus lost. 

To brighter ones in view. 

All girls are much alike, I ween, 

If Mabel is not here, nor handv. 
Or if I may not have Mauveen, 

I'll make out with Amanda. 
But yet I am a little sad ; 

I'd rather climb where thorns defy me, 
To pluck a rose I want so bad. 

Than choose from scores as sweet, near by me. 



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ON PARTING WITH MARY. 

AND must we part fo-day, my dear? 
jf\. And must I go and leave thee here? 
Leave thee who art so much my own, 
In tears and sorrow, and alone? 
O heavy fate that still will part 
My Mary from my faithful heart! 
My life, my love, if thou didst know 
How much, how much I grieve to go, — 
How much I wish, I long to stay 
Where pleasure steals the hours away ; 
Where every day and hour is fraught 
With some new bliss that love had taught 
To none till we did meet to prove 
The maddening joys of inutual love; 
And dearest, but for thee even now 
The grass were green above my brow. 
But for thy love and tender care 
Where would I be? O darling, where? 
Perhaps in whirlwinds blown about, — 
Think'st thou in heaven? — that we must doubt, 
For saving my deep love for thee. 
What saving gi-ace was there in me? 
Was I not fixed in torture's rack? 
Was death not baying on my track? 
And who was there from death to crave 
The life thoii wouldst have died to save? 
O, where was one excepting thee 
Had power or wish to rescue me? 
'Twas then, when less alive than dead. 
That to thy loving arms I tied. 
And sweetly found in those fond arms 
A refuge from all pangs and harms. 
No chemist ever yet hath found 
Nor mixed medicinal compound 
In which such healing charms lie hid 
As lurketh 'neath my love's eyelid. 
But time is up — I must away! 
Farewell! farewell! — I will not .say 
How I shall think and dream of thee. 
Nor ask thee to remember me. 
Adieu! O God! O, break this .spell! 
O Mary, Mary, fare thee well! 



NEW YEAR'S DAY. 

LET every heart beat light to-day, 
^ Let hope spring forth anew — 
Last night the old year passed away, 
To-day we greet the new. 
Past months and years, 
Past joys and tears. 



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We bid ye all adieu, 
With all jour blight, 
With all jour light, — 

Your shade and sunshine, too! 

How last the jears appear to fly! 
The spring and summer hours. 
And autumn's golden dajs go bj 
Like odor from the flowers! 
Each wintry blast 
Will soon be past. 

And April's earlj showers 
Again will fall. 
Refreshing all 

With their reviving powers. 

Peace and prosperitj now bless 

The land where freemen dwell ; 
O, maj their empire ne'er be less — 
Maj reason e'er repel 
The god of war, 
Rajs from whose star 

Too recently have fell : 
O, never more. 
On sea nor shore 

Maj the harsh war-note swell! 

Land of the brave! land of the free! 

Clime of our Washington! 
How brilliant and how gloriouslj 
Shines thj meridian sun ! 
Old or new jear. 
We still revere 

Deeds bj the valiant done : 
Whose blood did stain 
How many a plain. 

Ere Freedom was re- won ! 

Disunion jielded up its breath ; 
Stajed was its impious hand : 
And firm, till time shall end in death, 
Will our great compact stand ; 
In spite of hate. 
In spite of fate, 

Bj freedom's breezes fann'd. 
Our flag shall wave, 
High o'er the brave, 

On ocean, lake, and land! 

Arts, Science, Freedom, and the Press, 

Move onward side bj side. 
And naught can limit their progress. 
Nor tjrants, time, nor tide : 
Stretch forth jour wire! 
God's breath of fire 

Will leap the oceans wide, 
Cementing realms 
Till light o'erwhelms 

And love and peace preside. 



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TO MISS ELIZA F S. 

SWEET Lize, I thank you for the comb 
You threw into my office door. 
And beg that you when I'm at home, 
Will bring the pretty head that wore 
This envious comb, and let ine place 

It back amid your wavy hair. 
May I not kiss your sweet young face 
While I adjust it.'' — Pshaw! how dare 

I ask you such a thing as this.'' 

Sweet Lize, forgive mel I'm insane, 
And kno-Cv that just a simple kiss 

From you would make ine well again ! 
Then come and let us talk it o'er! 

You are so gentle, I am sure, 
You can't refuse a kiss or more, 

When it would work so great a cure 

As bringing to your doctor friend 

His senses, which you stole away. 
(I don't suppose you did intend 

To take them when you did) but say, 
Will you not come when I am here, 

And let us talk this matter over.' 
I am your friend, my pretty dear. 

And if I could, would be your lover! 

When did you rob me of my senses.'' 

It must have been two years ago. 
Since which, without the least defenses, 

My soul has been charmed to and fro 
By your bewitching, roguish eyes! 

So now I want it understood, 
If y6u must still bewitch me, Lize, 

(And I declare I wish you would,) 

You must agree, once in a while. 

To grant me something like a favor — 
A pinch, a box, a glance, a smfile. 

Or something that will somehow savor 
Of love, or things to love allied. 

But, Lize, give us another call — 
Don't fling vour comb as past you glide. 

But bring your head and curls and all! 



THAT PAIN. 

TO MISS LEMMING. 

A.SWEET girl asked me yesternight 
If I by Esculapian art, 
Enchantment, magic, charm or sleight. 
Could take a pain from her young heart. 



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And as our melting glances met 

The pain or love or something came 
From her soft eyes — (I feel it jet) 

That thrilled my very soul with flame. 

I know I caught the pain she had, 

For she was well one hlisstul hour, 
And though I left her looking sad. 

Yet sweet and lovely as a flower, 

Still if she suffered 'twas unknown, 

While I could scarce endure the pain — 
I think she knew it was her own — 

But will she take it back again? 



IF THOU WERT TRUE. 

TO MISS ELIZA K. 

SWEET lady, how the golden hours 
Were wafted by on angels' wings. 
When first we felt the softening powers 

Of love and sweet imaginings. 
Ye hours of dalliance, ye are gone. 

Yet leave behind a clierished smart; 
And dear delusions ha\e withdrawn, 
That played awhile about m^- heart! 

Delusive hours! — they did appear 

So bright, so blissful, so divine! — 
(), have they left a trace as dear 

In thy heart as they have in mine.'' 
Sweet hours that I must not renew, 

For lady, 'twas by chance we met; 
And I would never deign to woo 

To be forgotten and forget. 

Yet lady, could I think that thou * 

Wert true as thou would'st seem to be, 
With fond submission would I bow. 

And swear eternal love to thee. 
O lady, could I trust the smile 

That shed on me so bright a ray, — 
Those eyes that glanced their witching guile 

Tiiroughout my soul but yesterday! — 

Yes, lady, could I think thee true. 

Thou should'st possess my heart alone, 
And heaven would wear a brighter hue. 

If thy young heart were all my own. 
O lady-love, had we but met 

Ere" blighted hopes had chilled 'thy heart, 
And made of thee the gay coquette. 

Which now I grieve to think thou art — 



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Then, then I would have dared to love — 

Then dared to trust thy plighted vow — 
But even tho' constant thou may'st pro\e, 

I cannot, dare not trust thee now. 
For now the fatal die is cast. 

And Fancy's golden bowl is broke, 
And the bright visions of the past 

Were dreams from which I have awoke. 

And as a summer dream will weave 

Its cherished shadows o'er the mind, 
So did those visions — so they leave 

Their dear impression still behind. 
But fare thee well, love, fare thee well! 

Adieu to hopes that soared above — 
Adieu, sweet life! I cannot tell 

How loath I part, how well I love! 

Once more adieu! But thou wilt be 
Lov'd, madly on, and ne'er forgot! 

Fd give my hope of hea\en for thee, 
If thou wert true — but thou art not! 



O, VEIL THY FACE FROM VIEW. 

TO MISS LEMMING. 

FAIR girl, had every maid to cure 
The wounds her witching glances make- 
The pangs that stricken hearts endure — 
The longings that like whirlwinds take 
Possession of such souls as mine. 
Beset with beauties like to thine — 

Then thou wouldst have a patient here 
On whom thy casual glance hath dwelt, 

But it would take thee long, I fear. 

To heal the wounds thine eyes have dealt; 

In fact, were thy fair face not hid. 

He'd be a lifetime invalid. 

Because the enchantment of that brow. 
The sweets that in those soft eyes lurk, — 

The smiles, the tones that ravish now — 
Would still be at their fatal work; 

So that to cure wounds caused before 

Thou'dst daily make a hundred more. 

Then I must see thee not again, 
I must not have so sweet a nurse; 

'Twere better to bear my present pain 
Than seek relief that makes me worse. 

But veil thy face, I pray, from view. 

Lest others see and sicken too. 



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I AM SAD TO-NIGHT. 

TO MARY. 

SWEET Mary, I am sad to-night, 
Though thou art sweetly by me here, 
And the dear moon's delicious light 
Glads the soft atmosphere. 

But still we know that lengthened miles 

Must soon, too soon, between us lie — 
That fate must tear me from the smiles 

Which wanting, I must die! 

Is this not bitter, Mary dear.'' 

Were it not better thus to live. 
In exile and in misery here, 

Than, parting, gain all earth can give.'' 



MY HEART IS IN THY HOME. 

TO MAGGIE. 

MY heart is in thy home, dear love — 
Away, away, away. 
It lingereth like some lonesome dove 
Where its dear mate doth stay. 

Tho' late too wretched it was free 

As the wild birds to roam — 
But now 'tis chained — 'tis there with thee- 

My heart is in thy home. 

'Tis gone just like the warbling birds 

In dreary winter time; 
I cannot win it back with words 

To this inclement clime. 

Or if I lure it here one hour, 

Like a lone summer bee 
That rambleth to some far-oft" flower, 

It rambleth back to thee. 

Nor earth below, nor heaven above — 

No bliss, no pain hath power 
To lure my lone heart from its love — 

From its dear, sweet wild flower. 

Ask the soft moon to-night, sweet dear — 
The stars in heaven's arch'd dome — 

They'll tell thee while I'm hopeless here, 
My heart is in thy home. 



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TO LIZZIE. 

I THOUGHT that passion had expired, 
And love within mj heart was cold, 
And blisses, hopes and fears that fired 

And crazed mj maddened brain of old, 
Were dead within me ; but to-daj 

I looked in those soft eyes once more, 
And found wild passion bearing sway 
As sweetly as in days of yore. 

How patiently I bore, perhaps. 

Love's first fierce fever, thou dost know; 
But half cured love's acute relapse 

I cannot bear, it burns me so! 
Sweet queen of witchcraft, canst not tliou 

Cure heartaches by thine eyes created.' 
Hast cures, and wilt not use even now. 

When I so long have wooed and waited.-* 



A DREAM. 

TO INZA. 

LAST night, last night, my Inza dear, 
^ A dream of bliss came over me, 
Although 'twas marred by many a tear, 

And many a pang of agony. 
I dreamed that in a gallant ship 

We sailed upon the ocean wide. 
And I was pressing thy sweet lip 
As thou wert standing by my side! 

While I was thus divinely blest, 

And felt thy sighs so soft and faint. 
The sun was setting in the west 

In splendor which I cannot paint. 
The sky was clear — no land in sight — 

No spot upon the ocean vast, 
But here some clouds, as black as night, 

Went flitting fitfully apast. 

A dreadful gale swept o'er our bark — 

I clasped thy form instinctively; 
An instant more and all was dark. 

And we were struggling in the sea! 
I kept thy head above the tide. 

Thy dark hair floating o'er my face; 
" Be calm, my Inza dear," I cried, 

"Foes will not grudge us this embrace!' 

All now was calm — the gale had past — 
The moon shone out as bright as day, 

And I beheld a floating mast 

That the rude winds had torn awav. 



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Just as my feeble strength was spent, 

I placed thee on the tloating spar 
Which heaven had thus in mercy sent 

To bear us o'er the waves alar. 

I kissed thy pale brow with delight, 

As thus I held thee firmly fast. 
And never spent a happier night 

Than this, upon the floating mast! 
Just as from out the eastern sky, 

The sun came forth with cheering power. 
We found that we were floating by 

An isle as fair as Eden's bower. 

Supporting thee, I swam on shore. 

And placed thee on a mossy bank, 
And then I saw and felt no more. 

But by thy side exhausted sank! 
When I came to, thy angel form 

Was kneeling by me in despair. 
And thy sweet tears, so pure and warm. 

Were"' falling on me softly there. 

And then I clasped thee to my heart 

In rapture never felt before. 
For now I knew foes could not part 

Whom heaven had joined on sea and shore. 
As, hand in hand, we now explored 

Our bower of blessedness and bliss. 
We thought that light had ne'er been poured 

Upon a fairer isle than this. 

No human foot had ever pressed 

The soil on which we thus were thrown, 
And we were too divinely blest 

In calling this fair isle our own. 
The finest fruit, the fairest flowers, 

That ever met the eager eye. 
Were growing here in wild-wood bowers, 

Beneath a bright and genial sky. 

We gathered fruit from many a tree, 

And, seekmg out a limpid spring, 
We feasted as luxuriously 

As they who banquet with a king. 
And now we sought a mossy bower, 

Where wine grapes clustered overhead, 
And. here, as night began to lower, 

We made our lonely nuptial bed. 

We slept, and then it seemed to me 

The waves closed o'er my bride so fair — 
I stretched my eager arms to thee, 

And woke— alas! t'nou wert not there. 
And isle and ocean all had fled — 

With throbbing heart and burning brow, 
I left my lone and wretched bed — 

O Inza! Inza! where wert thou.' 



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TO INZA. 

SWEET Miss, with voice so rich and rare, 
With loving look and laughing eye, 
And brilliant brow, and braided hair. 

And cheeks that with the roses vie; 
Permit me, maidfen, to intwine 

Thy sweet name with my cheerless la}-. 
Because my soul has caught from thine 

A gliinpse of Inspiration's ray; 
And song is all I have to bring 
Unto thee for an offering. 

And it will be a gloomy song — 

With all thy charms to urge me on, 
I cannot thrill my lyre along 

As I have done in days agone; 
For all the demons of despair 

Have shed their blackness over ine, 
The blight of which 1 could not bear 

Were I debarred from seeing thee; 
For there is something in thv smile 
That dissipates my gloom awhile. 

I knew a girl in former years. 

Who owned each charm and every grace 
Which now so sweetly reappears 

In thy angelic form and face! 
But Time has feasted on the fire 

That lit her eye — that lights it now. 
And care in its consuming ire 

Has set its signet on her brow; 
Yet it is some delight to see 
Her girlish charms revived in thee. 

But thou hast fled to parts unknown; 

I hear the merry voice no more 
Whose many a rich and racy tone 

Rang lately near my office door! 
Ever thus with every lovely thing 

That ere I set my heart upon, 
Before I win it it takes wing. 

Before I grasp it it is gone! 
And thou, sweet Miss across the way, 
How long wilt thou protract thy stay.' 

For many days I have not seen 

Thy sweet form on the promenade, 
And tho' the trees are robed in green, 

The fields in verdure are arrayed. 
It needs thy presence to impart 

A sweetness to the flowers of May, 
For all is gladness where thou art. 

And dullness where thou art away ! 
But whose is that sweet voice I hear.' 
'Tis thine — I feel that thou art near ! 

Thou hast returned — even while I write 

I see thee on the portico, 
Thy bright eye beaming with delight. 

While health, and hope, and goodness glow 



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In thy sweet face. O, could I feel 

The gladness that enraptures thee, 
And from my life of torture steal 

An hour of harmless revelry, 
Free from the skulking fiend of care 
That haunts my spirit everywhere! 

Nought can I liken unto thee 

But the sweet birds of early spring, 
Which, tho' they will not come to me, 

Still charm me with their chirruping; 
Just so with thee, my lovely girl. 

For tho' 1 see thee, hear thee now, 
I cannot press the wavy curl, 

I cannot kiss the snowy brow: 
And there is no one save thee here 
Can chain my eye, and charm my ear. 

Go forth with me to yonder hill. 

Sweet maiden with the braided hair. 
And let my spirit drink its fill 

Of bird-song and of balmy air; 
But let me take no book with me. 

No scrap of paper in my hat, 
Lest I shall lose all thoughts of thee 

In reading this, or writing that; 
But let me laugh on yonder slope 
To see thee jump thy skipping rope. 

Let it not be the sickly smile 

Wrung from the wronged and riven heart. 
Which curls the lip but to beguile 

The tears that to the eye would start; 
But let it be a joyous laugh. 

Like that which springs from thy pure soul 
Before which care is swept like chaff 

Before the whirlwind's wild control: 
Come with me where the wild flowers smile. 
And make my lone heart light awhile! 



FAREWELL. 



FAREWELL! farewell! at last I feel 
That I can summon strength to fly; 
One lingering look — -love's last appeal — 

A smile, a gesture, or a sigh — 
Some token that the soul may lavish 

Its lone love on through lengthened year; 
Some relic the dead heart to ravish. 

While memory views the toy in tears; 
A mark exchanged, however slight. 

Between the hearts that break to sever, 
Then I will fly far from thy sight, 

And see thy face no more forever! 



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O, TAKE NOT FROM MY LUTE. 



O ROUND mj meek-eved, dark-haired belle 
To other maidens all unknown, 
There is a charm, a sacred spell, 

A holy halo softly thrown! 
Her minstrel, in his midnight dream, 
Lives in the light her eyes diffuse, 
Whose slightest, mildest, softest beam 
Inspires his melancholy muse! 

O, do not, do not rob my lyre 

Of the sweet spell that woman gives 
In glances from her eyes of fire! 

O, let me live where woman lives! 
O, take not, take not from my lute 

The spell that woman throws around it! 
Or else, unnerved, unstrung, and mute, 

I'll fling it sadly where I found it! 



LITTLE LUNA. 

POOR little Luna's sleeping fast, 
Her little sense is gone. 
Her little feet have kicked their last 
Until the morning's dawn. 

Thy sleep is sweet, my infant dear! 

While nestling by my side. 
The nioonbeams rest them softly here, 

As through the panes they glide. 

The moon.'' — I named thee for the moon! 

And let its soft light be 
Sweet as red roses blown in June, 

While life shall last,— to thee! 

Thy chubby little fingers lie 

Beside thy little cheek. 
Thy lids have closed each little eye, 

And thou forget'st to speak. 

Th}' face and fingers do betray 

The candy and the cake. 
Which thou didst munch on yesterday 

When thou wert wide awake. 

Th}' silvery hairs, my little sweet. 

Steal o'er thy little brow; 
Thy prattling tongue and patting feet 

Repose in silence now. 

I almost wish this budding rose. 

In this transition state 
Could stay, nor blossom for the woes 

That womanhood await. 



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CHRISTMAS DAY. 

MERRY, merry Christmas day, 
Passing cheerily away! 
Little children gaily dressed, 
Happy little children blest; 
Tripping lightly through the street 
Little, tiny, nimble feet, 
Happy little voices rise; 
Smiling little lips and eyes 
Gladden every street and door 
Till the holiday is o'er! 
And the gifts of Santa Claus, 
Candies, gumming little paws, 
Nuts and dolls — and for the boys. 
Drums and fifes, and warlike toys! 
O ye little noisy crew. 
We were merry once like you! 
In the long remembered day 
Flown away, away, away! 
Romp to-day and merry make. 
For too soon ye will awake; 
Sorrows will come thick and fast 
When the children's hour is past! 
Then be merry while vou can, 
Little miss and little man ! 



TO MOLLIE. 



DEAR Moll, accept from me this plain gold ring, 
'Tis like the love my poor heart bears for thee; 
Unworthy thy acceptance; yet, O, yet. 
Take it! — O," take it — wear it for his sake, 
Whose spirit makes thine eyelid its abode 
And thy sweet face its kingdom. See, 'tis plain — 
O, it is simple as the words of truth 
Breathed by a prattler in its mother's ear; 
And chaste and humble as a piteous maid 
Pleading to tyrants for a brother's life. 
O, let it plead for me! Slight is its worth, 
Aside from memories that cling to it. 
But as a token of my deathless love. 
Thy beauty is the only bribe for w^hich 
My soul would barter "it. O, wear it, then! 
And if th}' shame or pride, or both, forbid 
The wearing of so plain an ornament, 
Before thy friends and in the light of day, 
O, put it on w^hen thou retir'st to rest. 
And let it ieel thy blood's voluptuous flow — 
Glide o'er thy hidden beauties in the dark. 
And revel unrestrained in each recess 
Where love delights to ku-k. Let it explore 
Seductive clefts, smooth mounds, enchanting plains 
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O'er all the fields of" thy angelic charms, 

Like a bright butterfl^y o'er banks of flowers 

Or a bee amongst the blossoms. O, ye heavens! 

Pshaw — fie — how foolish is my fervent love ! 

O, it doth make me like a little child, 

Pleading unto its mother tor a toy, 

It knows it must not have. O, out upon't! 

Corporeal, where is thine obesity.^ 

Where's thy digestion and thine appetite.'* 

Canst thou munch beans. ^ Or masticate a cabbage.' 

Canst eat a capon.' or a codfish — hev.' 

Hast stomach for roast beef.' for oysters.' eels.' 

Thou'lt none of these.' Then cream from love's sweet milk 

Is all thou canst digest. Thy wit is gone — 

So has thy flesh — thy blood — thy calf is shrunk, 

And thy sharp tibia's edge hath Iretted through 

The pinched and purple skin; while melancholv 

Hath mounted him astride thy stooped neck — " 

One foot in each vest pocket! Thou'rt but the ghost 

Of thy late manly self — so lank, so lean — 

Creeping about the earth like a sick man, 

Who hath his liver full of tubercles, 

Or tapeworms in his maw. O, cruel Moll! 

If that thy pity with thy beauty bore 

Some such relation as a circus tent 

Bears to the arched and star-spangled heavens, 

Thou wouldst pour on me such a shower of pity 

As would at once cool down my hectic blood. 

Fill up my starved veins with nutriment; 

Give my abdomen its rotundity; 

Cement the sinews gnawed athwart by love. 

And give the shrunken and collapsed calf 

The plump and graceful swell that was its pride 

Before I saw thy face. Alas, within 

I bear the grief that eats the entrails up; 

Love's liquid lightning leaping from thine eyes 

Hath such affinity for my hot blood 

As quick sulphuric acid hath for water; 

So when combined the heat that is evolved. 

With its expansive force, explodes the vessels. 

And then the starved compound pervades the tissues 

Of brain, of stomach, liver, lungs and heart, 

Digesting and consuming! — I am sick! 

O, let me lean my face upon that cheek 

In which the lily and carnation play, 

And in that bosom (whiter than the snow) 

That heaves with sweet emotions at my pleading. 

Let my poor hand find rest! — poor shrunken hand! 

Made feebly tremulous by my love for thee : 

Consuming love! — how ill and weak I am! 

Made so by my sweet beauty's cruelty'. 

Who hath the medicine to make me healthy. 

Withholding which she sees me faint — I famish! 

O, through those lips my course lies to the casket 

Wherein my love keeps honey-coated cures ; 

Crazed and incautious, I will here consume them, 

And I will straight be well. 



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JANUARY I, 1871. 

Now like a dream that memory would retain, 
The Old Year fadeth in the distant view; 
'Tis gone, and yet the memory clings to it, 
As clings a maiden's mind to the last words 
Breathed in her ear by a departing lover: 
'Tis past, and like the waves that sweep athwart 
The eternal brow of great Niagara, 
It can return no more. O, it brought jov, 
As well as woe, and dread, and dearth and death 
To many a human heart. Upon its wings 
Were borne events momentous — dire mishaps. 
And multiplied misfortunes — accidents, 
By land and water, circumstances sad — 
Strange casualties and most revolting crimes 
That cut oft" human life. 

Let's look around: 
And first this wintry day, ye who are rich 
See to the poor. The poor predominate — 
They're everywhere. The poor we always have. 
Hunger doth gnaw and pinching is the cold! 
And O, what joy would food and fuel bring 
To many a widow's heart and orphan child! 

Then let us search for suffering — 'twill be found 

None will have far to go, and then how sweet 
Will that man sleep who makes the poor rejoice 
Before he goes to rest. 

Adieu, Old Year! 
We part with thee as with a dying king — 
With many fond regrets and memories. 
While sweet hope leads us with a smiling face, 
To greet thy Young Successor. 

Hail! all hail! 
Hail, glorious New Year! full of hope and promise. 
We greet thee like a young bride in her bloom! 
Mayst thou bring days of joy and nights of bliss, 
And scenes of mirth and happiness to all. 
Bright be thy suns and placid be thy moons, 
Thy breezes balmy and thy skies serene. 
Green be thy fields and fragrant be thy flowers, 
And sweet the melody thy warblers breathe; 
Bring welcome news forever on thy tongue, 
And on thy wings bring honey and sweet myrrh; 
Bring gentle peace to tranquiUize the world; 
Bring hope and comfort to the meek and poor, 
And songs of gladness to the husbandman. 
Bring to the maiden many dreams of love, 
And hope and health and happiness to all! 
Bring to each heart the joy it most desires. 
And every comfort that the virtuous crave! 
O, let thy hours float smilingly away. 
Like a sweet bevy of young girls to" church. 
Or sun-lit clouds in June. 
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A MOTHER'S LAMENT. 

HOW can I realize that thou, 
Mj darling child, art dead? 
Where is thy little spirit now? 
O, whither hast thou fled? 

Why didst thou leave us? — say, O s.iv! 

Leave us who loved thee so? 
Why not with thy fond mother stay? 

Thou didst not want to go! 

And yet I cannot give thee up — 
My brain! — Shall I go wild! 

O, take from me this bitter cup! 
O, give me back my child ! 



THE FATE OF FATAH. 

A LEGEND OF KENTUCKY. 

NEAR where the Ohio's waters calmly glide 
There stood a wigwam in the olden time, 
In the dark grounds where red men fought and died. 
Ere the pale-faces trod that glorious clime ; 
And in this wigwam dwelt a man of crime, 
A chief who reveled in the deeds of blood. 
Then in the vigor of his savage prime, — 
The giant, tyrant, monarch of the wood — 
Sire of the fair Fatah, the beautiful, the good. 

The rankest soil sends forth the richest fruit, 

Oft on wild shrubs the fairest flowers we find; 
So, from a savage and blood-thirsty brute. 

Sprung sweet Fatah, the fairest of her kind; 

Tall, gentle, timid, stately as the hind — 
In thought, in person, pure as crystal streams; 

With the wild rose in her dark hair entwined, 
And flashing eye, bright as the noon-day beams, 
Few forms like hers e'er lived save in rhe poet's dreams. 

Inured to hardship — reared 'mid scenes of strife. 

And blood, and warfare, did the untutored maid 
Devote each moment of her blameless life 

To deeds of mere v. Oft her tears allayed 

Her father's fury — oft her firmness stayed 
The hand upraised to shed the victim's gore; 

Her father's murdering minions disobeyed 
His bloody mandates when she did implore, 
For tho' they loved their chief, they loved the maiden more. 

But the white man o'erran her father's realms 

Ere fair Fatah attained her twentieth year; 
Yet force may not subdue where it o'erwhelms, 

And the intruders found the avenger here: 

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For the red warriors lurked in every brake, 

And whilst his death song grated on his ear, 
Fierce hands prepared the faggot and the stake, 
And jells half drowned the shrieks that torture did awake! 

One sunny morning, in the month of May, 

A hunter was ensnared by savage men, 
And hurried wearily long miles away. 

Till, in the shadow of a quiet glen. 

They reached at night an Indian village, when 
The furious villagers, in frantic glee, 

Rushed forth with yells to appall the captive, then 
Met, to determine what his fate should be, 
In dark and solemn council — death was the decree! 

The captive was a youth of noble mien. 

Though slight in stature, as a lion brave; 
With scornful eye he scanned each savage scene. 

Nor favor sought, nor mercy seemed to crave, 

Knowing that nought could succor — none could ^ave 
His shrinking thews from quivering in the flame — 

A milder death, perhaps, and Christian grave 
He might have wished, but did not care to claim, — 
A pang, a shock, a shriek, and then 'twere all the same. 

At length he sank to sleep upon the ground, 

A sleep which he was told would be his last, 
Nor dreamt he of the favor he had found 

With one who met him in the evening past : 

Fatah beheld him, and her heart beat fast, 
As on his brow her pit^'ing gaze did rest. 

In her dark eyes one fond look did he cast, 
Which thrilled each fibre in the maiden's breast — 
She did not know 'twas love — -no matter — she was blest! 

Her course was clear — the captive must be saved; 

Her young heart told her that he must not die: 
There is no barrier that will not be braved 

When love lives in the heart and lights the eye! 

She sought her father, but 'twas vain to try 
By supplication to avert the fate; 

Not only did the chief her prayer deny — 
In a harangue he harrowed up the hate 
He bore the captive's race — which blood could but abate! 

With thongs embedded in the swollen flesh. 

Lashed to a stake, at dawn the captive stood; 
The appalling yells and shouts broke forth afresh. 

While savage hands heaped round him piles of wood ; 

Fatah looked on, determined that he should 
Be rescued yet or that hour be her last; 

A brand was brought, but ere the savage could 
Ignite the pile, high in the air 'twas cast — 
The prisoner stood released — the savages aghast! 

As quick as thought had Fatah cut the cords, 

And led the captive to confront his foes; 
With flashing eye she scanned the hideous hordes. 

While no one moved, and not a murmur rose: 

None did applaud, and no one durst oppose. 



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But every eye was fixed upon the twain; 

Rash was the act — ^'the deed was one of those 
Which mocks at death, and danger doth disdain, 
And one which rarely fails its object to attain. 

The captive was adopted — time passed on, 

And Fatah spurned all suitors for his sake; 
The days of strife and gore were past and gone — 

The battle-axe was buried in the brake: 

But Fatah's father still disdained to shake 
The hand of peace — his war-cry still arose 

Upon the air, and oft at night did wake 
From their deep slumbers his unwary foes — 
Fixed was the fate of such — dark was the doom of those! 

Among the whites at night, on noiseless feet, 

Oft did the chief steal with his stealthy crew; 
Quick was the work, and rapid the retreat — 

In blood did every brave his hands imbrue! 

Then to their fastnesses the furies flew. 
Bearing, perhaps, the bride, or blooming belle — 

Woe to the pale-face if he did pursue! 
In the deep fen quick rifles rang his knell. 
While red men sang and danced his death-song in the dell ! 

And the strange love had strengthened night and day 
Which for the youth the faithful Fatah bore; 

Yet he did not return, reward, repay 

The deep wild passion which was welling o'er: 
Knew he not well by the sad look she wore 

That she was dying with concealed desire.? 

Could he not love the impassioned maid who tore 

From savage hands the flaming brand of fire. 

Cut the embedded thongs, and braved the Indian ire.? 

There was a white girl whom the Indians stole ' 

A few days after the white youth was saved 
By Fatah's hand. The youth had given his soul 

To this young girl ere either was enslaved; 

Again had Fatah interfered, and braved. 
To save the captive girl, her father's wrath; 

Again their thirst for blood the warriors waived 
Till they should once more march on the Mar path, 
When they would be avenged — would capture, kill and scath! 

Fatah, with love's quick eye, beheld the flame 

That burned so brightly in those hearts so true. 
Yet still her own wild love lived on the same, 

All quenchless, hopeless, unrequited, too; 

Yet there was love, or something like it, due; 
And tho' the youth did oft to her express 

His love, his homage, he ne'er thought to avoo 
This dark-haired daughter of the wilderness; 
He could not love her more — nor Leanora less. 

Young Leanora, tho' divinely fair. 

Was less majestic than the sad Fatah — 
In grace and dignity could not compare 

With the wild maid who knew but nature's lav/ 

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Amongst his women not a fairer one 

Than Leanora, claimed her as his squaw, 
And this time swore his bidding should be done! 
And how, alas, was she this worse than death to shun? 

Must the huge savage take her to his arms? 

With this gigantic monster must she mate? 
Must the white youth resign her love — her charms? 

Would Fatah, if she could, avert her fate? 

Alas! had Fatah not good cause to hate 
The maid who claimed the love that she desired? 

In exultation would she not await 
The ruin of the rival who aspired 
To be the wife of him whom Fatah's soul required? 

But 'twas their only hope — with streaming eyes. 
Their brave protectress the sad captives sought; 

Nor their petition did Fatah despise. 

Nor answer deign, but sat absorbed in thought — 
'Twas evening now — to-morrow would be wrought 

The dreadful deed the captives dreaded so, 

And the brave Fatah, feeling now that nought 

Could make her happier or augment her woe. 

Said to the suppliants — "rise! arise, and let us go!" 

On fleet steeds mounted, now awav, away 

O'er hills and vales the youth and maidens sped, 
Ay, madly sped, for well they knew that they 

Were followed fast — still faster than thev fied; 

Fatah led on, but scarce a word she said 
Until they reached a spot that had been cleared; 

Upon this spot was Fatah born and bred — 
Here erst her father's wigwam was upreared — 
But white men had approached, and red men disappeared ! 

The sun had risen — it was autumn now — 

The yellow leaves were lying on the ground; 
Here mournfully did poor, sad Fatah bow — 

Lost and absorbed in agony profound; 

Her comrades gazed uneasily around — 
Beyond the tide they heard their village bell ; 

Just then from the deep forest came a sound — 
O God ! 'twas Fatah's father's well known j-ell ! 
"Fly to the river! fly! — once over, all is well!" 

Fatah sprang on her steed as quick as thought, 

And led the captives to the Ohio's side. 
And here a stray canoe, some drift had caught. 

Saved the fagged steeds from swimming o'er the tide; 

Safe in the light canoe, they soon did ride 
Far from the shore, now lined with many a brave; 

Fatah stood up and waved her hand in pride — 
Then springing over, sank where none could save! 
Her knell, the warriors' wail — her winding sheet, the wave! 



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NEW YEAR'S EVE, 1874. 

HAS Bedlam broke loose! Look away down the streets! 
Every one has gone crazy that every one meets! 
Sweet ladies, sweet misses, big men and big boys, 
Are striving to see who can make the most noise! 
And what is this noise, this confusion about? 
'Tis the bummers bumming the Old Year out; 
'Tis the revelers making this clatter and din, 
For at midnight the happy New Year comes in? 
Old '73, with a deal of uproar, 
Is gone like one's footprints upon the sea shore; 
Swept away by the clamorous and toppling surge. 
While receding" and roaring its everyday dirge. 
And the Old Year is gone! O, the hopes that it brought! 
How many were blasted, or ripened to naught! 
And the hearts — O, how many lie cold and unstrung, 
That were gladsome as ours when the Old Year was young! 
And how many of ours will lie cold in the ground 
When the next happy New Year is gleefully crowned! 
But if ours shall be still there are others will beat, 
To mirth as inspiring and music as sweet. 
The New Years will come, the glad days reappear; 
But the question arises — Who of us will be here? 



BRIDE OF THE DANUBE. 

BY how many wiles he won her heart. 
Is a mystery that will ever remain unknown ; 
But the legend says they were ordered apart. 
And the maiden fell down as if strvick by a dart, 
When she found that her lover was gone. 

He was not of the class that could aspire, 

To a maid of her culture and high degree ; 
But he was full of ambition and pride and fire. 
And was always looking and aiming higher, 

And there was no one so gallant as he. 

By stealth ran the courtship in secret begun, 

And the father was crazed with wrath when he woke 

To the fact that a penniless plebeian had won 

The heart he had pledged to a heralded son. 
And dire was the vengeance he spoke. 

How the lover lurked near, although banished the clime. 
And lacking in friendship, influence and purse; 

How he gained the maid's prison and thought it no crime; 

How they sought the old priest and were married meantime; 
It is needless for me to rehearse. 

High in the old castle the maid was immured. 

To come forth on the day she would wed with Sir Hugh; 
Months passed, when her seeming assent was secured, 
And the castle was lighted and the nuptials assured. 
And the news like a prairie fire flew. 



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The moonbeams were melting at twelve in the night, 

In the river that lay at the foot of the lawn; 
The old castle was brilliant with guests and with light, 
As Sir Hugh, witli the maid in immaculate white. 

Stood forth — then a bound and a shriek — she was gone! 

As the curate came forward she glanced at the door — 
There he stood — he was fatally true to his word; 

And then there was flight, and pursuit and uproar; 

But the pursuers they paused when they came to the shore, 
For no sound of the lovers was heard. 

But a quick glimpse was caught by the crowd on the green 

Of two faces as pallid as the pale moon's ray ; 
And a white robe that shone in the shimmering gleen 
Went down with the faces and was never more seen, 
Nor the spot where they vanished away. 

Nor yet of this legend is the saddest part told. 
For the father on entering his daughter's late jail. 

Found a babe in her bed that was moaning and cold; 

It was withered and looked prematurely old. 
And it died with a tremulous wail! 

The castle's a ruin, but still, if you seek. 

Old peasants a haunted apartment will show. 
Whence, they tremblingly tell you, one night in the week, 
The moan of a babe brings a female shriek 

From the river that rolls below. 



REGRETFUL MEMORIES. 

TO KATE. 

WHAT! — Weeping Kate! — Come hither, child- 
My fair one in distress! 
How late the stars looked on and smiled, 

And Luna's light did bless 
Our rapturous loves! — and thou wert bright 
As the sweet stars of yesternight! 

What sorrow doth oppress.? 
Is there worse penalty in store 
For stolen bliss than want of more.? 

Then, Kate, be pacified! — You see 

Yon flowers — how giad are they; 
Yet they gave to the honey bee 

Their sweets but yesterday. 
The flow^ers, like you, in not refusing. 
Made sweets the sweeter in the losing, 

And what was stol'n away; 
Took leave in such a whirl of rapture 
That no one could regret the capture! 

Then, Kate, I pray you not to weep: 

The glittering tears repose 
In those fair lids like pearls asleep 

At morn in the opening rose. 



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The morning-glories, weeping dew, 
Are not so lovelj, Kate, as you, 

As rising tears disclose. 
The surging tide in love's deep well 
That makes my Kate's aorta swell. 

I found you like an April flower. 
That pines for warmth, to bloom ; 

Till summer's heat, with quickening power, 
Brings forth its sweet perfume: 

An embryonic butterfly, 

Whose gaudy wings Old Sol must oye. 
And fairies paint whose plume: 

Just as love's magic paints the brow 

Of the sweet beauty near me now. 

When racked with undefined desire. 

She met my impassioned gaze. 
One touch of love's galvanic fire 

Set her wild blood ablaze; 
Then Cupid glued ripe lip to lip, 
And 'twas too late for us to slip 
From love's bewildering maze: 
And both were lost in that mad spell — 
That seven times heaven! — Well, Katie — we 1 ! 

What is there worth possessing here 
Save bliss like we have found.' 

And why should we be starving, dear, 
For sweets, when sweets abound.-' 

Let not the raven's voice be heard, 

But listen to the mocking-bird ! 
There's beauty all around ; 

The gold-fringed hours of life's young day, 

Strew roses as they glide away. 

Then let me kiss away those tears; 

I must not see thee weep; 
Thou'lt not regret in after years 

The secret we must keep; 
But in life's riper, somber hours, 
Regretful memory's softening powers 

Athwart the past will sweep; 
Awakening echoes in the breast. 
Of voices long since hushed to rest. 

Soft tinklings of the silvery bells 

That chimed in bygone years 
Far down in the 3'oung heart's deep cells, 

Fall gently on the ears! 
And traced upon the youthful brain 
Are lines that through all life remain — 

Some tint that reappears 
When memory breathes upon the scroll 
Where sleep the treasures of the soul. 

Rewhisperings in the matron's ear 

From girlhood's early dreains 
Of love — these are the sounds most dear. 

However strange it seems; 



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And the sweet light of love that's past 
Away down to the grave will cast 

Its melancholy beams; 
Saddening, yet cherished till we die! 
Wherefore, there's no one knows, nor why. 



CUBA. 

FAIR sea-girt isle! forever green, 
And gorgeous with rich fruits and flowers! 
How many a black and bloody scene 

Hath marred thy vales and sunny bowers, 
Under the fell, red-handed reign 
Of the great world's chief cut-throat Spain.? 

But time will terminate thy woes. 

Fair jewel of the Sunny South! , 
The sea shall swallow up thy foes. 

Driven thither at the cannon's mouth. 
Then, onward ! — Let the watchwords be, 
By freemen's hands be Cuba free! 

Our starry sisterhood of States 

Have purple robes and cups of wine. 

To lure thee from the cruel Fates; 
And garlands woven to entwine 

About their weeping sister's brow; 

And longing arms await her now! 

Our constellation lacks a star — 
Our gentle goddess wants the gem 

That sparkles in yon sea afar, 
To enrich her glittering diadem. 

Then, onward! — let the watchwords be. 

By freemen's hands be Cuba free! 



LINES TO INZA. 

LET me gaze on thy face once more! 
_^ One last look on thy fair 3'oung brow; 
Whate'er I may have craved before, 

Is all that I can covet now. 
Turn not thy sweet young face away; 

O, do not let those fair lids fall ! — 
They shut from me the light of day, 

And leave my throbbing heart in thrall! 
When those bright orbs refuse their light, 
My soul is lost in Egypt's night? 

How long must we be thus estranged. 
And hours to come be like the past? 

Should love that never roved nor ranged — 
Not meet some slight reward at last? 

Some slight reward — a whispered word. 



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Like music maddening the young brain, 

Or like tlie warbling of a bird 
In winter by one's window pane — 

A kind word spoken through the eye — 
A smile — tho' half suppressed — a smile 

Like a faint rainbow in the sky, 
Or apples on a desert isle 

To the wrecked mariner? But no! 
The wild love which I bear for thee, 

Begot by wretchedness and woe, 
And nurtured by insanity. 

All quenchless as the fire that lives 
Deep hidden in the mountain's breast. 

Receives no light save that it gives — 
It blesses none, nor is it blest; 

But rather has it been accursed 

Through all its stages from the first. 



JEALOUS ? 

AND dost thou think the homage paid 
Xx. To other smiles, to other eyes, 
More serious than the glance which played, 

With blossoms, birds and butterflies 
That blessed the groves through which I passed 
As late I sought thy cottage last? 

My heart goes wandering forth for thee 
Like a struck roe in wildwood bowers, 

Sipping like the lone honey bee 
The nectar of the wayside flowers, 

But urged with sure impulse and strong 

To thee with notes of love and song. 

Twine me a braid of thy soft hair; 

One ringlet of thy jetty curls 
Were dearer to my heart than were 

The costliest gifts from other girls! 
O, yes, the merest toy from thee, 
Wert thou away, were wealth to me. 



A GIFT AND VOW. 

TO LIZZIE. 

A TRIFLING gift my heart here gives 
To thee, the fairest girl that lives ; 
But O, 'tis pure as that sweet toy 
My mad heart craves to crown its joy. 
'Twas by most skillful fingers wrought, 
And from my heart to thine is brought; 
But it comes with a fearful oath. 
And who takes one accepteth both! 
Thou tak'st the gift? — then hear the vow- 
The pledge, the oath I make thee now. 



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So here it is, and thus I swear, 

B}' heaven and earth and sea and air, 

And by the stars, the moon, the sun; — 

By each, by all, by every one; — 

By the sad notes of mateless doves; — 

By all that man or woman loves; — 

By all that man or woman hates; — 

By all the Furies — all the Fates; — 

By midnight's gloom — by noonday's cheer; — 

Even by that sacred, pearly tear 

That stole adown thy damask cheek 

When hearts were full and words were weak ; — 

By every hope on which we've dwelt; — 

By all we've feared — by all we've felt; — 

By love that glows with such excess 

That could I love thee more or less, 

That instant would my spirit take 

Its flight in space — my heart would break; — 

By that white neck on which I've hung — 

Those lips to which my own have clung 

Till heaven and earth's whole store of bliss 

Seemed concentrated in one kiss: — 

Yes, by those sweet lips and those eyes 

Where all my heaven — my treasure lies — 

Those lips — those eyes! — by those — by these — 

By all thy winning witcheries; 

Those vows thy honied tongue has given, 

Writ in my mad heart and in heaven; — 

By all of these, O maiden fair, 

I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear. 

That I do love thee — love thee more 

Than ever mortal loved before! 



FAREWELL TO WOMAN. 

IF I'm not in a funny fix 
The deuce may take my hat — 
Accused of certain treacherous tricks, 

(No matter tho' for that,) 
When God knows, tho' my will is good, 
I can^t be guilty — wish I could — 

It makes one feel so flat, 
(Not having done a thing amiss,) 
To bear the blame without the bliss. 

'Tis true, my weakness for the women 

Is always cropping out. 
And costing me, sometimes a trimmin', 

Or curtain lecture bout; 
And I am troubled every hour, 
Because I long tor every flower 

And rosebud on my route; 
And can't content myself with one. 
No matter what the law has done. 



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Yes, yes ! I almost grieve to say 

I worship every she; 
But then, somehow or other they 

Care not a curse for me; 
I seldom get a pleasant look 
From Patsy, Peggy, Poll or Suke — 

What can the reason be? 
I know some uglier men than I 
For whom a score of ladies sigh. 

I never had a female friend, 

(I've now not one — how blest!) 
Whose love or friendship did extend 

O'er thirty days, at best, 
Ere by some freak of my hard fate, 
Her friendship was transformed to hate. 

And she, put to the test. 
Soon proved that she was worth no more 
Than scores who jilted before. 

Yet I have praised the softer sex 

In soft and silvery song. 
And having woman for my text, 

I ne'er could preach too long — 
From her all inspiration flows; 
And I care not if friends and foes 

Adjudge it right or wrong, — 
But the sweet light her soft eye gives, 
Is all for which my spirit lives. 

I want no wealth but woman's eyes, 
No power beyond her bounds. 

Seek no salvation save her sighs. 
Fear nothing but her frowns; 

I ask no nectar but her lip; 

Give me but her companionship 
And I'll dread not the wounds, 

That want of wealth — that worldly care — 

May make me taste, and feel, and bear. 

I never see a pretty girl 

But what I want to kneel — 
It puts my head in such a whirl — 

I can't tell how I feel ; 
But still it seems I ought to bow 
And praise or worship her somehow; 

Yet I could ne'er reveal 
By look or word how I adore — 
Love — worship — idolize — ay, more ! 

Bright woman having thus in me 

So wild a worshiper, 
'Tis strange I should forever be 

So deeply damned by her; 
I fear the devil cast my lot 
Precisely where he should have not; 

But he must be a cur. 
Who, without observations ample. 
Would buy or sell the sex from sample. 



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Still, as to woman, I declare, 

The lessons I have had 
Teach me that, while her face is fair. 

Her heart may jet be bad ; 
Her love she sometimes can divide; 
Her passions, (jealpusy and pride,) 

Run her fore\er mad — 
Keep her forever out of fix, 
With hickups, hate, and hysterics! 

But after all, with all her sins, 

She's all that's bright below; 
With our first breath her love begins. 

And ends with lite's last throe; 
Apart from her there's nothing pure; 
Her love is all that can allure. 

And her most fiendish foe 
Must bless the hour that linked his life 
W' ith mother, sister, daughter, wife. 

But now farewell to womankind! 

With trembling I recall 
What I endured, when dumb and blind, 
• Ye held my soul in thrall! 
Tho' a wild lover heretofore, 
I henceforth and forevermore. 

Repudiate ye all ! 
No glance Irom woman's winning eye 
Shall henceforth cause my §oul a sigh. 

I'll tear mv heart from out my breast 

If it will" not be still! 
Aftection shall not be its guest; 

I'll teach it not to thrill 
When woman's glance illumes its throne; 
The shock, if felt, shall not be shown — 

I'll meet out ill for ill; 
My heart, so deeply cauterized, 
Shall henceforth hate — loved or despised. 

Thus am I forced to yield — resign 

All that is worth a tear — 
That which (altho' 'twas never mine. 

Was all that made life dear,) 
Sweet woman and her love — her lip. 
Whose dew I never more must sip. 

For now I prize and fear 
Alike her lip — her love — her hate — 
Pshaw! what the devil do I state! 

I really am not well to-night. 

My temples throb with pain ; 
And like a poor unshriven sprite, 

Wanderin.g 'midst cloud and rain. 
My spirit wanders, yet with hope; 
So does the hunted antelope. 

When its poor young is slain. 
Still hover, heedless of the cost, 
Near where its earthlv all was lost! 



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IT WILL LIVE AND ABOUND. 

TO KATE. 

THE love that's so thrilling, 
The love that's so ti^ue, 
The love that's so willing, 

When it knows it is vou : 
The love that takes hold of you 

Ere you can think. 
And starves you and keeps you 

From sleeping a wink ; 
The love that's so gentle, 

Yet fierce, as you know. 
That sets the brain whirling. 

And swells the heart so; 
That haunts you in dreams; 

That charms you awake; 
That softens the beams 

Of the moon in the lake; 
That thrills you with rapture; 

That racks you with pain ; 
That bathes you in sunshine 

And soaks you in rain ; 
That inspires, now with hope, 

And now whelms in despair; 
That makes you too constant, 

Yet fickle as air; 
That grinds you with jealousy. 

And rends you with fears; 
That hoodwinks the eyesight, 

And deafens the ears; 
That makes the tongue fluent. 

Or dead in your mouth. 
As the winds chance to blow 

From the North or the South ; 
That ties the heart's tendrils 

To the girl you adore, 
And makes you long for her. 

And two or three more; 
O, the love once so selfish. 

The love once so hot. 
For the dear maids so elfish, 

Now gone and forgot! 
And the love that came after, 

(Like the wind's shifting whirl,) 
'Neath the smiles and light laughter 

Of some other sweet girl! 
O, this cherish'd love, maiden. 

Though fickle 'twould seem. 
Is with life's essence laden, — 

Is the soul of life's dream I 
I have felt it for many 

As I feel it for yovi. 
But hardly to any 

Was I ever so true! 
O, this love, with its sweets! 

It will live and abound. 
While a faithful heart beats 

And a girl can be found ! 



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THE COLOR OF MY LADY'S EYES. 

TO KATE. 

ONE thing I'm puzzled much about — 
The color of mj lady's eyes; 
It keeps me in delicious doubt — 

Gives every hour a new surprise! 
To-day I worship them as blue, 

Tho' yesterday I thought them brown — 
Perhaps a shade betwixt the two; 

But sweet — (let that be written down !) 
Yet softly blue as yonder sky, 
I will maintain until I die. 

But let me take another look — 

Now, by St. George, they're black as jet! 

I'd swear to that and kiss the book ! 

(Now wait till that is conned and writ I) 

They're sweet and black! — now look at you! — 

Which are they — black or brown or blue.' 

I can't say which - — I can't decide — 

(Blow me, but now I think them gray !) 

They're sweet — (in all but this I've lied!) 
And blue, were I to die to-day ! 

And yet they charm me so I doubt 

Which hue is in and which is out! 

No maiden hath such eyes in town. 

They are so fine, I am so smitten! — 
You smile ! — Now, by my soul, they're brown, 

And still so sweet — (let both be written!) 
And vet, upon my Bible oath, 
I swear they're blue or brown, or both! 

But, lady, lady, I give o'er — 

Your eyes a riddle still will be; 
I drink, I analyze, explore 

Their precious light — I see, I see! 
Your eyes have Cupids hid behind, 

Shifting the colors of their fire, 
On purpose to perplex mankind ! — 

(But they are blue, else I'm a liar!) 



LAST WISH OF THE MINSTREL. 

BRING me, my love, some drops of wine 
Perfume them with thy dulcet breath, 
And press thy dewy lips to mine, 

Ere yet I walk the way of death. 
Tho' death is stealing o'er me now, 

A moment would I linger here. 
Till thou canst pledge a sacred vow 
That memory will revere. 



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Perhaps thy h'p's delicious dew, 

Perchance the wine's reviving power 
May send my life-blood forth anew 

One moiTient in this dying hour. 
Swear by the everlasting sun, 

Swear by God's rainbow, arched on high 
That thou wilt change my name for none, 

But wilt my widow die. 

"Thou shalt not die, niy minstrel dear! 

I swear by every star above — 
I swear by every scalding tear — 

By all our past and present love — 
By all that's low, and all that's high — 

By every flower, and every tree — 
I swear to thee thou shalt not die. 

But shalt remain with me. 

"Drink this pure wine — 'twill soothe thy brain; 

Physicians know not thy disease; 
They shall not torture thee again 

With nauseous doses such as these; 
My love shall cure thine every ill. 

And sweeten every cup of woe. 
And thy bright name shall dazzle still 

Wherever love and language go. 

" But should the fickle Fates decree 

To take thee hence and leave me here. 
Thy widow's only wish would be 

To join thee in a holier sphere. 
Thy widow and thy former bride. 

Pure as her charms to thee were given, 
Would lay them lifeless by thy side. 

And reunite with thee in heaven. 

"The heart that is so truly thine 

Can never feel another flame; 
_ Read in these weeping eyes of mine 

Indelible thy deathless name." 
"Enough! — the dying minstrel's wife 

Will still his faithful widow be. 
I die in peace — adieu to life. 

To song, to love, to thee ! " 



OUR HEARTS ARE BROKEN NOW. 

TO MAGGIE. 

LOVE'S last farewell token,— 
^ Passion's parting vow, — 
Relics of hearts broken — 
Broken, broken now! 

Although careless seeming. 

Still the unbidden tear 
Finds me dreaming, dreaming. 

Dreaming of my dear. 



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O, 'tis useless trying 

Struggling with this love' 
1 am djing, dying, 

Dying for my dove! 

Tlioughts of what we've tasted, 

How they mad the brain' 
Monients wasted, wasted, 

Not to come again. 

And the broken hearted 

^^.^''i^'e no hope in store, 

When thus parted, parted. 

Never to meet more. 

So farewell, sweet star 
Eclipsed in clouds from me — 
t!„ '''^ '' *°' sundered far 
111 thmk — I'll dream of thee' 



A PLEDGE THAT WAS BROKEN. 

THIS irrevocable and solemn vow 
1 pledge the man that's near me now 
No other man shall taste nor touch 
These hps which he has pressed so much- 
No other man shall find the way ' 

That he has found and ever may; 
I will be true as love to him 
While waters run and fishes swim- 
No other man my love shall know. 
While flowers shall bloom and grasses -n-ow 
My soul, my body here I give ^ " " 

io be his own while we shall live 
And no temptation, bribe nor power, 
Sha break the pledges made this hour- 
I call upon mv God above 
To witness here my plighted love, 
Signed in our blood commingled, writ 
Here read my name in proof of if 
And false if ever I shall be 
May God in death abandon me! 

WHEN PASSION DIES. 

O \^^^ "'"^ '^'^ ^''^""^ passion dies, 
W When summer birds and summer flowers 
And woman's hp and woman's eyes 
i^ose their bewitching powers. 

When love's mad raptures lose their taste 
And skies and suns no more are bright 

And sweetness near me goes to waste 
i'or want of appetite. 



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Yes, when my blood shall cease to burn 
With passion that inspires so much, 

Or, when love's golden apples turn 
To ashes at my touch ; 

And when dear woman's dulcet breath 

No more shall wake iny slumbering muse, 

Then let me go and lie with death, — 
There's nothing more to lose! 



TONES THAT LINGER. 

TO MISS LULA L D. 

AND it was only yesternight, 
x\_ I saw the jeweled fingers play, 
Whose movements in their mystic flight, 

Flung sweetness every way. 
O lily hands — O taper fingers! 
O music that so sweetly lingers ! — 

So sweetly lingers in the brain, 

Like sunny dreams in summer time, 

That ravish yet impinge on pain, 
And perish in their prime ! — 

Like rose-tipped pleasure's fading fringes. 

Or ecstacy's expiring twinges. 

O maiden with the regal brow! 

maiden with the queenly air! 
Your music haunts my spirit now, 

1 hear it everywhere, ■ 

As soft and sweet as vesper chimes. 
Or loves, or half remembered rhymes! 

And is that brief sweet vision o'er.' 
Is memory all that may remain.? 

And may I hear on earth no more 
That love enwoven strain.'' 

Whose echoes come with cadence clear. 

And memories sad, yet sweet and dear! 



THE OHIO RIVER. 

FLOW on — flow on — thou mute and mighty river! 
Plow on in silent and unmurmuring majesty, 
Past farms, and towns, and cities, till thou pour'st 
All th}' accumulated waters in the boiling, 
Eddying, heaving, headlong Mississippi. 
Thus thou hast rolled unknown, unnumbered ages. 
Not deigning in thy vast magnificence 
To note by mark intelligible to man, 
The fate of nations or the flight of years. 
In vain doth man stretch forth his feeble hand 
To lift the veil that hides thy history; 
In vain doth his wepk intellect essay 



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To fathom the past ages, and to fix 

The date of thy proud birth. Tho' he can trace 

Thee to thy mountain origin, and note 

Down in his vain vocabulary, his names 

For thy ten thousand tributaries. 

Thou bear'st no mark upon thy silent tide, 

Nor on thy bordering bluffs, nor fertile plains. 

That gives the numbers, insignificance, or greatness 

Of that lost race of men, who, years agone. 

Sent forth their shouts o'er thy meandering waves — 

What name they gave to thee, or who they were. 

Or where they lived, or how, and when they died. 

Are all unknown to us. No tree nor stone bears aught 

That gives a clew to their identity. 

All that we know is that thy bordering plains 

Were once inhabited by a race of men. 

Unknown alike to history and tradition; 

Their crumbling walls, and ruined forts bear proof 

That they were used to warfare and to strife. 

Hast thou no diadem beneath thy waves.' 

No sculptured marble, weapon of defense. 

Or iinplement of husbandry or art, 

On which is mark'd in hieroglyphics rude — 

The rise, the fall, the fate of this lost people.' 

Didst thou arise and spread thy mighty waves 

From hill to hill, and swallow up this race, 

With all their works and deeds, and every trace 

And clew and vestige of their historv, 

Bearing them on thy billows to the sea.' 

If thou wouldst deign to hold converse with man. 

How many a tearful tale couldst thou unfold, 

Of that lost race of men, whose very name 

Is buried in the impenetrable gloom 

Of bygone ages! Many a legend lost 

Couldst thou bring vividly before the view. 

Even of more recent times, and since thy banks 

And bordering plains have been explored and claimed 

Bv men professing to be civilized. 

Re-echoing o'er thy waves long years ago, , 

Went the shrill battle-cry, the startling yell 

Of the wild savage and untutored Indian; 

And from thy shady banks went up to heaven, 

The curling smoke of his calm council-fires; 

And mirrored in thy waves how oft have been 

The frightful forms of furious, fiendish men. 

Painted for war, and bent on deeds of blood! 

How oft hast thou beheld the horrid din 

Of the rude war dance and the hellish glee 

Enacted round the broiling, shrieking victim ! 

Among the giant trees that shade thy banks, 

Ofttimes have met fierce foemen face to face, 

When strife, and strength, and stratagem were used 

By the red warriors and their pale-faced foes. 

Like lightning flew the messengers of death 

From the unerring rifle, through the brains 

And bounding hearts of brave belligerents! 

Here dying heroes heeded not the knells 

From ringing rifles, as their warm blood flowed 



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In bubbling jets upon the virgin soil ; 
While scalps were rudely, fiercely torn alike 
From dead, and dying, and disabled men ; 
But time has changed the scenes upon thy banks ; 
The trees that shaded them have been cut down ; 
Luxuriant crops are growing in their stead; 
The red man's battle-cry is heard no more; 
Thy fertile plains form many a happy home 
For the oppressed and poor of every clime. 
On either side thy banks do mark the bounds 
Of sister states throughout thy tortuous length; 
Thy winding current is a broad highway, 
A liquid road for men of every nation. 
And bustling cities stand upon thy banks, 
While thousand towns are ranged on either side, 
Whose spires and domes are glittering in the sun, 
While countless villages bedeck thy plains; 
Ten thousand crafts are floating down thy waves. 
Freighted with the rich products of thy soil ; 
And countless steainers buffet with thy billows. 
Making thy banks resound with their shrill voices. 



TO MAGGIE. 



SWEET Maiden, I have sent thee here. 
Some lines, 'midst hope and doubt and fear 
Forgive this rashness; O forgive; 
Let me in thy sweet memory live; 
And fancy here, where all is white, 
The burning words I dare not write, 
A heart that's loved too long in vain; 
A heart inured and schooled to pain. 
That heart brings here, on love's quick wings. 
Its purest, holiest offerings — 
On love's quick wings — the electric fire 
That fills the soul with mad desire. 
More sudden than the lightning's flash. 
And makes the pen so wildly rash; 
And makes the heart so madly beat 
For lashes and for lips so sweet ! — 
And eyes — O heaven! — where concentrate 
The spells that rule so many a fate! 



LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. 

TO KATE. 

DO you remember how it came.^ — 
The shot, the flash, the fire, the flame — 
The thrilling, killing, quivering dart. 
That made my blood stand still, then start. 
With crushing, welling, swelling whirl, 
Straight through my heart.? — one glance, my girl 



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One accidental loving look, 
Like shock of Galvanism, shook 
And stirred emotions broad and deep. 

Which till that moment lay asleep! 

A flash of most delicious flame 

With thy first glance unbidden came; 

A sudden flash of soul-lit fire, 

Like God's quick breath upon the wire, 

Swept o'er my pulses and heart-strings 

With new and novel ravishings; 

I was transformed — I saw new moons, 

And clustering stars in rich festoons; 

About thy brows wild roses clung, 

Enchantment from thine eye-lids sprung. 

The groves were full of gaudy birds. 

And vocal with their wooing words; 

Nude Cupids capered in mid air, 

I heard new music everywhere; 

The world was suddenly, strangely bright; 

And this was love — "Love at First Sight!" 



LINES TO A ROMPING MISS. 

GO to now, let me twine my arm 
About thy neck of snow! 
I swear it will not do thee harm 

To grant a kiss or so. 
Nay, nay; start not — I would not wrong 

One jetty curl of thine; 
I rob but to enrich my song; 
The melody is thine. 

Bewitching tease, it is not right 

To flirt in fun so much, 
And then to look as black as night 

At every earnest touch. 
Nay, nay, sweet lady, frown not thus 

At my rude, humble suit; 
Young Love is smiling now on us, 

And how can I be mute.'' 

And still I feel, on further thought, 

Thou'lt 3'ield the point to me — 
Canst thou be wedded, won, or bought.? 

Or wilt elope with me? 
The words of caution which grandmas 

Force down the maiden's throat. 
Teach her to swerve from Nature's laws; 

Then fling them all afloat. 

And listen to the tales of love 

I fain would teach thee now — 
Eve's daughter art thou not, my dove.' 

There's none more fair than thou ; 
But Eve was frail — all girls are frail — 

It is of heavenly birth : 
If female frailty were to fail. 

Where were the joys of earth.' 



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There ! there ! — 'twas but a stolen kiss — 

Thou wilt not miss it much — 
'Twas fraught — like this, and this, and thi> 

With Love's electric touch. 
Enough — we'll feast not on thj shame, 

Thou sweet, ungenerous wench, 
Who fan'st with roguish feats the flame 

Thou com'st with ice to quench. 



AN EDITOR WHO WANTED OFFICE. 

A TRAGEDY IN THREE ACTS. 
ACT I. 

Scene. — A bed-chamder . Thiie, noon. Frysinger m bed. Enter Frau, 
■who takes him by the heels. 

Frau. Time long ago. Up, sluggard, up and at 'em ! 
The candidates do scour the country round : 
The spooks and sprites, and goblins of the damned. 
Do scurry o'er the knobs — and Uncle Jim 
Hath written Ibrty yards of thin hog-wash 
To circumvent and blast you in convention. 

Fry. My God! has the convention day arrived. 

And found me unsupported.? Stand you aside; 
I'll dress and join the rabble on the square. 
And urge my Yankee birth and German accent 
As reasons for promotion ; while the Hoosiers, 
The natives, born in cribs and open fields. 
Who sigh for otlice, must give way and yield 
To me the nomination. 

ACT 11. 

Scene. — The same room and bed. ¥yl km feeding Frysinger cabbage soiif 

-vith a teaspoon. 
Fry. O, feed me freely! I am faint — is't true 

That the convention's over, and I defeat.' 
Frau. It is too true! Not only art defeat, 

But the slim vote did couple aggravation 

To downright injury and direct insult! 
Fry. Put on my pants, give me my pen! I will 

Write thirty columns now. I'll no more Democrat. 

Now, bolters, I am with you. 

ACT III. 

A SPIRITUAL SEANCE. 

Scene. — A room in Bro-vnsto-wn. Mrs. Kiegwin seated at a table. Enter 
Barr, George Murphy a7td Puggawaugan.* 

Pugg- Is the spirit of William Frysinger present.' 
Spirit of Fry. Yaw. 
Piigff- Are you happy.' 
Spirit of Fry. Nicht. " 

Geo. M. You died so sudden that 'tis thought, dear Fry, 
You suicided — tell us, is it so.' 

* Spiritualists. 



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Spirit of Fry. Nicht. 

Barr. Speak, noble Fry, and tell me, if you can, 

If foul means were employed to cut you oft'. 

In the proud hour when your vast intellect 

Had beaten down the foes of spirit-rappers ; 

Was't ratsbane in your beer? or cursed leaves 

Of henbenon or hemlock in your pipe? 
Pugg. O, speak; give us a sign. 
Spirit of Fry. I did ask office and I was refused — 

I was consumed with longing to be auditor, 

When the malignant Tiiiirs, with ridicule 

Did so besmirch me that the Democrats 

Did shout with laughter at my near approach ; 

And I became a buffoon, and the butt 

For every idiot's jest; and the small dogs 

Did hoist the leg and use me for a post. 
Pugg. Alas, poor Fry ! 
Spirit of Fry. Then I withdrew and asked if I might keep 

The office of trustee another term ; 

For I had made a good thing fi-om that office, 

By indirections and great stringing out 

Of legal ads, but more by slipping in 

Superfluous ones and charging up the score. 

And I did promise, should I be elect. 

To keep the schools six months in every year, 

To make a bridge o'er every running stream, 

And put the highways in first-class condition ; 

With many other flowery promises. 

To win and soften the rough Democrats; 

But all was useless; the fell Abe McCormick 

And hellish Adam Heller did conspire, 

And raise the devil and the Dutch against me; 

And I did fall so hard that my great heart 

Burst ope and here I am. 
Barr. Art in the bad place. Fry? 
■Spirit of Fry. Yaw, yaw ; but Democrats are plenty here 

Who are a credit to the cursed crew 

That rvm the late convention. 



THE GIRL THAT TOOK MY HEART AWAY. 

TO MISS H. O. 

THE heart should have its sentries out 
Or it may perish by surprise. 
When lovely woman is about. 

Of fatal glances from her eyes; 
And even if those orbs are closed 
There's danger, and at any hour 
The heart may fall that is exposed 
To any form of female power! 

And thus my heart, unguarded, late 
Was tak'n almost without attack. 

And she who took it did not wait 
To see if I would beg it back! 



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I was beset by cruel curls, 

And charms no pencil can portray, 

Owned by the sweetest of sweet girls — 
The girl that took my heart away! 

O'er my quick nerves her glances sped 

As lightning speeds o'er webs of wire, 
Lighting the soul whence light had tied 

With gleams of love's galvanic fire. 
And now, like some poor captive bird, 

My soul is fluttering to be gone 
Away, away to her whose word 

And smile it fain would feed upon. 

O, there is language in those lids, 

And soft words trembling in those eyes, 
And witchcraft in that smile that bids 

A thousand fond emotions rise ! 
And as I love the stars that shine, 

Or sweet flowers in another's vase, 
So may I thee, nor claim as mine 

The treasures of that ansrel face! 



O COME TO ME IN DREAMS! 

TO MAGGIE. 

"/^^ COME to me again in dreams!" 

V_y Sighed she for whom I'ln pining, weeping; 
"Last night while slumbering (the moonbeams 
Were on my pillow sweetly sleeping) 
Your worshiped form stood by my bed. 

The soft light on your pale brow shone, 
And soon I thought you lay your head 
Upon the pillow with my own. 

" I felt your warm breath on my brow-, 

Your burning kisses on m^' lips, 
While rapture's sigh and passion's vow 

Hid reason in love's charmed eclipse. 
I felt your heart against my side. 

And I could count each wild, mad beat 
As mine tumultuously replied 

In unison divinely sweet. 

" Your fingers straj'ed am.ong the tresses 

Upon my shoulders unconfin'd, 
And though half dreading your caresses, 

My arms about your neck were twin'd. 
I could not speak — what could I say .'' — 

"Vou stifled every thought that sprung. 
And kissed each murmured word away 

While yet 'twas trembling on my tongue. 

"Thus, without power to speak or move, 
My blood fired with celestial flame, 
I lay entranc'd, while rapturous love 
Thrilled every fibre of my frame. 



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O, such caresses — such wild kisses! — 

They were too much for womankind! 
And racked with maddening, burning blisses 

I woke! — but, heaven, what did I find?" 

Thus sighed my dear, voluptuous maid, 

Quivering with passion as she spoke — 
Convulsed with joy, yet half afraid — 

For I -vas ivith her ivJien she woke! 



TO LULIE. 



THOU radiant sunbeam of the home 
Too dark without thy cheery light, — 
Thou treasure guarded as the gnome 

Guards treasures hidden from the sight, — 
Now vanished like a sun-lit cloud — 
Wherefore one aching brow is bowed. 

A gushing, bubbling fount whereof 

A soul was drinking to excess, 
Until, unknowingly a gnoft". 

It woke to ray less wretchedness — 
Finding its treasure a bright gem 
Set in another's diadem. 

True copy of thy father's self. 
Perfected in a woman's form — 

A brilliant, cheery, airy elf — 

With heart so true — with love so warm — 

Impassioned, gentle, serious, wild — 

Pride of thy papa's heart, fair child. 

Fair reproduction of thy pa. 

In feeling, feature and in fire, — 

With more than his good parts — each flaw 
And imperfection of thy sire. 

Softened with woman's sanctity, 

Becomes a special grace in thee. 



IJNES WRITTEN IN A STRAY ALBUM. 

TO-DAY, while on thy merry rounds 
Amongst the gay, the fair, the free. 
My lonely sanctum thou hast found. 

And what wouldst thou, fair book, of me.'' 

Wert thou by thy fair owner sent.? 

Or without leave art thou a'^tray.'' 
Is it design or accident 

That brings thee to me here to-day.' 

Thou mute thi-ice- welcome messenger, 
Bringst thou not hope to sweeten grief, 

Traced here in burning words by her. 
All viewless on some snowy leaf.'' 



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O, such I've fancied is the fact, 
And as I've turned thj pages o'er, 

Mj eager vision have I racked 
Some hidden sentence to explore. 

But all in vain — I have not found 
One word to tell mj wounded heart 

That she who doth inflict the wound 
Will give one balm to sooth its smart. 

So, book, begone ! — go home to her 
Whom no one sees but to adore, 

And leave her silent worshiper 
Still wretched as he was before. 



NOT IN THE LIGHT. 

NOT in the light 
Of life's bright morn, 
But in death's night 

Doth Fame adorn 
The minstrel's brow : 

In life scarce named. 

In death how famed! 
Thus, ever thus — somehow 

The sunshine men 

Prize only when 
Earth lies eclipsed in cloud: 

Thus without thought. 

Men pass for naught 
Whom Genius hath endowed: 

And immortality is brought 
To Genius in its shroud. 

The heart grows old, 

And fervor cold; 
Youth's — manhood's vigor wasted 

In vain pursuit 

Of tempting fruit 
Never, never to be tasted! 



AN INVOCATION. 

APPEAR, appear, appear, appear, 
Jy_ If there be a spirit near; 
Goblin, grimalkin, and sprite, 
I am here alone to-night; 
Spirits of the damned or blest 
Come and do jour worst or best. 
If you have existence now 
Indicate the fact somehow; 
If you hear this voice of mine 
Give, O give a sound or sign, 
YOU who did impoverish thought 
To enrich the works you wrought. 



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Leaving to the after bard 
Only what you did discard, 
Have you status still in space? 
Then come to me face to face, 
Spirit of Shakespeare! and in fire 
Sweep one chinie upon mv Ivre* 
Come in lightning or in cloud. 
As in life or in thy shroud. 
If there be a soul that's fled 
Can come to us from the dead. 
Bard of Avon, it is thine, 
Then appear, appear to mine — 
To some sense of mine — to sight ; 
Come in blessing or in blight; 
Or if not so manifest. 
Grant, O grant me this request: 
If thou canst impart the flame. 
Such as at thy bidding came 
To thy giant intellect, 
Flashing from the gods direct, 
O, return it to the earth, 
That poesy may have new birth. 



SHED NOT A TEAR. 

LET not a tear of grief be shed 
_j When I lay in my winding sheet; 
But let my coffin be of lead, 

And filled with every perfume sweet. 

Exclude from me the atmosphere. 
And water, that still wooes decay ; 

I would not perish! — O, I fear 

The worm that eats the flesh away! 

I dread the worm ! — its loathsome trail ! ■ 

I fear the putrefactive force ; 
I fear preserving means will fail 

Without dismemberment — divorce 

Of watery organs from their seats — 
Evisceration ! — dreadful word ! 

As frightful as the worm that eats! — 
Yet to fear either is absurd. 

My heart to her who loves me best. 
My brain to him most like to me; 

And to forgetfulness the rest. — 
(The soul.' — to immortality.'') 

I do not fear to be forgot, 

I thirst not for posthumous fame; 

But curse the world that lets me rot, 
Even tho' it eternize my name. 



188 DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 

Therefore let me be mummified ; 

If air and water are withdrawn, 
And membranes, flesh and sinews dried, 

Decay has naught to feed upon. 

But O, for all your souls are worth, 
I charge you bury not my corse! 

If I am covered — clogged with earth, 
I'll haunt you if I can — or worse! 

But pack me in preserving salt. 
And let me rest above the ground, 

Walled in a strong, cemented vault. 
Upon some lofty mount or inound, 

Where children and the \'illage maids 
May climb to me amidst green trees 

And where the fairies, gnomes and naiads 
May hold their moonlight revelries. 



MEMORY. 

MY MOTHER. 



IS it with joy or grief that we remember 
The sunny spring-time of our childish glee.-" — 
The pangs, the tears of boyhood's bleak December.' 

For children have their woes as well as we. 
O Mother dear, the first and earliest ember 

That love lit in my bosom glowed for thee — 
Glows on through life, and the last vale I cross 
I'll load with lamentations o'er thy loss. 

My mother's love ! gone ere it was regarded : 

O memory of her care and her caresses 
And watchfulness! — I wonder if rewarded.-' 

Unconscious carelessness my heart confesses. 
O youth! short-sighted — selfish, and how sordid! 

Regret! — it dampens, deepens, and depresses. 
Erst doting much, fiow if I had thee here 

How would I dote upon thee. Mother dear! 

Spoke harshly to thee.' — O. I may have done it! 

Put burthens on thee thou shouldst not have borne .' 
Embraced some error when thou bad'st me shun it.' 

Was willful, thou being wearied, weak and worn.' 
Lost thy approval when I might have won it.' — 

O Mother, did I much to make thee mourn.' 
Not much, perhaps, but conscience will recall 
The ghosts of childish errors, grimed m gall. 

O Memory, come, may'st thou not be a curse.' 

Bring'st thou not more of blight, of gloom, than gladness? 

Deprived of thee, were our condition worse.' 

Dost thou not seem the single source of sadness.' 

To the racked brain dost thou not oft rehearse 
Tales of the past till it is forced to madness.' 



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Was't thy weird work that the old man beguiled 
Till he became the second time a child? 

No cutting conscience were it not for thee; 

No harrowmg hell pent up within the breast; 
The past a blank — the present — future free 

From the remorse that wrings with its unrest; 
Nor the unreal made reality 

By making yesterday's to-morrow's test: 
To-day's enjoyment — rapture — O, how great 
Could we forget, and not anticipate! 

O Memory! mousing miser! — crack, O brain! 

And heart, heave with emotions till you break! 
Weep e^^es! — well up, O tears, until you drain 

The fount of sorrow ! — sleep, your farewell take! 
O earth, drape you in mourning! — there remain 

Naught but remembrance! — brain and bosom ache! 
The echoes of my mother's voice still ringing. 
Surcharged with sadness and but sorrow bringing! 



THE LITTLE ONE THAT DIED. 

TO ARABELLA. 

THERE was a little trembling vine. 
In early life, that threw 
Its tendrils round this heart of mine, 
For from my heart it grew. 

It put its little petals forth: 

My world was in its sphere; 
To me more than my lite 'twas worth. 

And every treasure here. 

But it was struck with early blight, 
Its blossoms ceased to blow; 

It shrunk, it withered from my sight, 
So many years ago! 

And still for it my spirit pines, 

And vainly I have tried 
To write some tender little lines 

To the little one that died. 



WHERE IS THE STAR.? 

TT^IS true I came upon thee late, 
X I have no reason to repine; 

Another's by decree of fate. 

By fortune mine, or partly mine: 

Mine only when he is away, 

And then in rapture's very height 

I weep that blisses mine to-day 
Were his, perhaps, but yesternight. 



190 DRAMAS AND MISCELLANEOUS POEMS. 



The charms now mine are his as much; 

The beauties that so craze my brain, 
Are subject to his loathsome touch — 

Have been so oft — will be again. 

O wormwood! — bitterness! — O gall! 

O cursed ties that shackle thee! 
With less than half, yet wanting all, 

Mv soul is wrung with agony. 

Damnation! — if there be a hell, 

With half of heaven, I have it here; 

Where is the star whose influence fell 
Disruptures thus my atmosphere.? 



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